Everyone Mark Your Calendars!! Tomorrow Is The Annual “burn Your Childhood Home Down So You Can Never

There is no better vampire than the nightmare of London, terror of the British isles, king vampire cocksman of all Europe, and technically not a vampire, Varney

REPOSTOBER, DAY 7: Van Hohenheim

yet another drawing that I didn't post on tumblr (because I did not have a Tumblr account in 2014)!

I was OBSESSED with FMA when I was a kid!

oh ok. the dwarves in dungeon meshi live in a steampunk world. good to know. But i love the juxtaposition between elves using magic birds to communicate while the dwarves have straight up telephones

and the gnomes are hopelessly dependent on the orb

I bet I could use this to wish away that pesky genie

I put a cursed ring into the urban fantasy vending machine in an attempt to get rid of it

the vending machine dispenses a dessicated monkey's paw

i hauve a cold

currently smacking down the unexpected return of the perennial urge to drop off the face of the planet for twenty hours to bingewatch FMAB again

I think my local library could be greatly improved by having a forbidden section where they keep tomes of dark magic

WHY DIDN’T I SEE THIS A WEEK AGO

I would like all Americans (and everyone else) who are excited for the Superbowl to know: Before the actual Superbowl there's a live tournament on TV, here in Germany, called "American Ice Football".

It is exactly what it sounds like: American Football but played on Ice, in shoes with entirely smooth soles.

It's a tournament with 4 teams and they are called Eastside Ossis, Westside Wessis, Northcoast Naughties and Southside Smoothies and it's just hilariously entertaining.

Here's a video to show you how stupid it looks: