junicorn 3. botanicals / sage
[image is a drawing of a muted green and purple unicorn laying with its legs tucked under it. stylized sage leaves decorate the canvas.]
Girl with a Pearl Earring
(Based on the painting by Vermeer, obviously <3 This is a High Effort Shitpost)
gonna be real here: we need MORE quarter life crisis!Chuuya in that outfit!!! Helicopter scene, but he is dressed like that. Scene where he breaks in to Ango in Dead Apple, but he's dressed like that. Vampire!Chuuya bursting into prison, but he's still wearing these clothes; expect here plot gets derailed, because both Dostoevsky and Gogol cannot take the sight of it and start judging his fashion choices. They either get dressed the same right after or get him a new attaire first.
Alskdjfj thank you for requesting this anon, I love quarter life crisis Chuuya—(For anyone who’s new to this AU, it’s this thing I drew a bit ago)
Helicopter scene:
Prison breakout (I can’t imagine Fyodor would be pleased lol):
Dead Apple (plus a bonus because oh my gosh the mental image of Chuuya going through the entire movie like this, HELP):
HARLEY QUINN and POISON IVY in DARK KNIGHTS OF STEEL (2021—) #5
i dont want to get out of bed to draw this but i gotta write it:
Aki: I’m going on a…… date
Power and Denji: Ew a date? who would date you? is it a boy? Are you gay?
Denji: If you’re dating girl she should dump you and date me. But its probably a boy cause you’re gay
Power: Yeah you’re a [wildly offensive 90s gay slur]!
Denji and Aki: That’s so fucked up. Power what’s wrong with you? That’s so offensive.
Power: [cries and throws a fit and flushes all the vegetables in the house down the toilet]
Aki: [has to reschedule his date because thats the only time the plumber can come over]
It’s always been odd to me that there are not any ocean scavengers equipped to take optimal advantage of large carcasses. Like…. in prehistoric times, the oceans were full of huge animals… was this a problem back then too?
Early night vale cecilos was so funny. Imagine being Carlos. You move to a new town and turn on the local radio station and you just hear the host talking about how he wants you carnally.
based on the idea that ranpo, a genius detective who can solve all cases possible, breaks down and shatters at the mere sight of edgar allan poe's death --- the only murder case he can't bring himself to solve due to the sheer amount of grief, confusion, despair, and madness crawling and twisting out of every fibre of his being.