The Only Thing Keeping Me On Twitter Is This Account

Sagittarius and all three baby~

reblog with your sign + if you’re a denim jacket, a leather jacket or a bomber jacket person it for science

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

Make yourself!

Hey! You just caught a pokemon! What could it be??

Everyone who reblogs this will get a random pokemon based off their blog and url! I’ll also provide a detailed analysis of why you and the pokemon go together.

reblog this post if you would still love someone with scars

More uplifting news during this outbreak ♥️

Someone's trying to follow me and my mom home, Jesus Christ this is terrifying

Detroit police search for two missing girls who disappeared Monday afternoon

The Detroit Police Department is asking for the public's help to find two missing children who were last seen around 3:15 p.m. Monday.

Hey two kiddos in Detroit went missing on Monday and the cops are still looking for them. I know I have some followers in my area and the general Detroit-ish vicinity so I thought I’d pass this along.  

This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke