I Need Someone To Read Every Cookie Clicker Flavortext To Me Every Night Before Bed So I Can Get A Good

At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

something i got carried away with last weekend, i love this wonderful little game so much

I had an idea

teacup vessels

Do not lubricate him!!!!!!!

I love New Years! It’s the only time of year where I can hear numerous gunshots and explosions from the comfort of my own home!

I just realized I should probably post new chapters of my fic here. Enjoy, sloopers.

Tumblr keeps recommending me an ad free subscription and I’m genuinely curious, do the tumblr devs realize how good the ads are. Like they actually make it better. And if I don’t like one I can literally just move my thumb once and it’s gone. No 5 second timer or anything.

Siffrin’s hat and cloak are probably doing wonders to young artists everywhere… they will be guided into doing clothing folds in 3d space so early in their journey…

Tumbr keeps crashing for no reason. Clearly this means the media is trying to silence me

Me: Gee whiz I sure can’t wait to participate in this fun activity in the near future!

Every plague ever known to mankind: