Tonight's Story Features One Man, The King Of Rock, Reported Dead Nearly Half A Century Ago. His Music

>grandma baking cookies

>smells really good

>wait forever for them to be done imagining how delicious theyll be

>one hour later finally ready

>take bite

>cinnamon sweet with a delightful unexpected crunch

>"these are great grandma what kind of cookies are these"

>Theyre wasp surprise

Penis cutting down trees call that penis deleterious.

choose your path wisely

All the clocks say 9 (when i usually wake up earlier) but it looks like 5 am outside

Mod Serling Here! My computer claims that I made posts for Rod Serling 4 hours ago, and I remember doing so, but I was also asleep 4 hours ago??

Mod Serling here!

Dear God

If I ever needed to choose a successor, it would be Mr. Jeremy Elbertson.

Imagine if you will

Last night we let Nothing speak. Last night was no movie, no image, a blank page. got so fucked up last night off zero drinks that i ended up making no actions, much to the embarrassment of no one, who wasn't there.

Every twelve hours, a strange phenomenon sweeps the continent of North America. The sun mysteriously dips below the horizon, and people are stuck with a strange fainting sickness. This inexplicable ailment starts with the infected growing fatigued and needing to lie down. They do not get up for another twelve hours, where those infected wake up without any symptoms. Next up on The Twilight Zone

It's also free on Youtube

There is a Twilight Zone movie. Not based on the show, but based on The Tower of Terror ride in Disney's Hollywood Studios (and formerly in Disney California Adventure Park). You can't find this movie on Disney's streaming services, nor is it ever aired on any television channels. You can still buy it from Disney, as a DVD. It was released in 1997, 6 years before Disney's other two movies based on rides: Pirates of the Caribbean, and The Haunted Mansion. 10 years ago, in 2015, there were rumors of a reboot. Nothing has come of this. It has no mention or relation to The Twilight Zone.

favorite word?

Podcast, due to its entire etymology being derived from farming