When God closes a door, She opens a window. And when that window is closed, a second door opens, this one leading to a more fucked up version of where you were trying to go, and trust me, you won't like it. So. Jump through the window before it closes.
Imagine if you will
unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017
I know many things.
I have discovered a website called Picrew.
mods show him the truth of the universe for a single moment then return him to a state of mind incapable of comprehending it
shit may be bad but at least we dont have separate metric and imperial measurements for time. like imagine telling your grandparents youre off on holiday in a month and they look puzzled and ask "whats that in old money?" and you gotta get your phone out and google fucking months to jiffies converter and be like "I'm going in 2.5 jiffies" and they're like ooooh okay nice
You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into... the Twilight Zone.
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