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Ever gone mountain biking?

Never biking, but hiking.

Yeah his head just did that.

What's your opinion on JFK?

Rest in piece, shame his head did that

Those would be the 8 billion people you made

The Voices (The Voices)

hello mr. serling.

it's glad to meet another mysterious being.

best regards, @miss-yakumos-night-gallery

And a warm welcome to you, Miss Yakumo. Welcome to The Twilight Zone.

And with that simply gesture, intergalactic peace.

Penis cutting down trees call that penis deleterious.

choose your path wisely

She's a Terror on my Tower till I... Twilight Zone.

My conduct this year landed me on Santa Claus's fabled and controversial "Kill-at-all-Costs" List. Turns out the reason the big man and his people don't exercise that option more often is that they really aren't good at following through on it. Well outside their core competency. He's delegated to the elves, and they've got this ingrained assembly-line mindset that doesn't translate at all to the adaptable and fluid mindset needed for siege breaking. They just haven't adjusted their playbook at all from when they're doing rote deliveries. Armed Elves have been rappelling down my chimney one at a time into the roaring fire I've kept going nonstop for the last week. They haven't even thought to try my front door yet. Whole house smells like peppermint, which it turns out is what burnt elf meat smells like. Thought I was being super clever putting cyanide-laced almond milk out with the cookies as a last line of defense, but none of them have made it even the scant few feet to the side table where that's sitting. At the rate things are going the real danger is that I'm gonna forget what I did with that and accidentally drink it myself while I'm watching the show

Never doubt sending me an ask. I invite anyone to share anything.

If you are a fan of The Twilight Zone and are looking for another anthological series about terror and what lessons it teaches, I highly recommend The Magnus Archives.

The Magnus Archives is a horror podcast with 200 episodes, following a man named Jonathan Sims as he settles into his new role as the Head Archivist of The Magnus Institute. But this is no ordinary job, and not everything is as it seems, as Jon will soon come to See.

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