In The Envelope Was A Heart-shaped Letter That Was Folded Up To Be Able To Fit Inside. The Thing Was

"Oh, so I'm the asshole here, great to know." Who started this again?

"Caught? Even without an impressive quirk, Deku struggled to keep up with me. But then he managed to finally catch up and I had the wrong briefcase on hand. So, technically, I wasn't caught with anything. I didn't get in any trouble."

―― 〈 ❝ ya ain’t welcome, asshole. ❞ katsuki smirks, watching as that annoying ass bird begins to fret around, huh. so, the fucker was gettin annoyed too ? how convenient ! grin becomes somewhat feral, smirk on lips. ❝ smarter than you, i assume. least my ass wouldn’t be caught. ❞ ha, beat that ! 〉

Five Floors to Fall (Rodydeku fic)

Summary:

Rody gets a new neighbor and is completely out of his element when it comes to him.

Rating: G

“Uhuh, sure.” Rody wasn’t here for it. He didn’t want to listen.

“No big villains hang around here. Or heroes for that matter. The only people I ever have to worry about are the police, and they haven’t caught on so far. I know how to handle myself.” He really hated this guy mentioning protection and his siblings. Rody’s protected them just fine all these years. Who would attack them when neighbors didn’t even want to talk to them in the first place?

Pino reflected the thought about how secluded his family was, her feathers drooping a bit. What a pathetic thought to have at a time like this. There was a big sigh.

“...Please...I just want to go home... Leave me out of whatever you’re doing...”

X @rody-soul​

  “Oh looks like my little hunch was right on the money then your little bird friend is your quirk!” The bird didn’t even stir once after knocking Rody out until the brunette came around so he wasn’t sure if the hunch was correct until now. “That’s adorable they’re so tiny and cute.” Carefully picking up the small comfy cage he had Pino inside and brought it over to Rody, placing it on the table within arms length of them.    “There we go now you can see I didn’t harm you or your little friend here. I don’t even know what’s in the case there for starters, didn’t look inside it yet so I don’t know if it’s anything I want sweetheart. Second I have no intentions of harming you at all, I heard from word of mouth that you’re a carrier of sorts. An interesting and risky profession it is, even I can admit to that as a villain. Now circling around to what it is that I want, I want to propose something to you.”   Moving a little closer to the brunette and gave him a reassuring smile, having his hands visible the entire time he was speaking to show that he really had no intentions of harming him. “I do apologize for tying you up but couldn’t have you running away so soon can I? What I want is to offer you something, you’re doing this to care for family right? Well my offer is this, I can offer you and the ones your caring for protection and security and in exchange I get people to share this place with. Having this mansion all to myself is a lot for just one person minus the help i’ll be hiring.”

Of course he wasn't busy! Even if he had been... he would've made the time. It was a special occasion to have time with Deku.

Pino gave a small chirp in response to Deku's subtle greeting as 'my treat' processed in Rody's mind. The brunette might have been short on money but- "I can pitch in a bit..!" He wasn't sure how much this sort of thing cost, but if it was a good amount then he didn't want Deku to pay for it all.

He clicked his tongue with a smirk. "So, I have permission to laugh a little bit. Heh, I promise though, as long as you do the same." The only time he would ever sing was for his siblings. They thought he was good at least. But they are, ya know, kids.

@rody-soul​ said:

"Maybe because you are one-" Rody mumbled real quietly, holding back a laugh. All tease, of course.

“Wha-?! Rody!” Izuku gasped, fake-offended. Unfortunately, his voice cracked over Rody’s name.

has deku ever told you about middle school?

"He briefly mentioned it while we were on the run. It was obvious he didn't want to talk about that time, so, we didn't. From what I could gather, those years weren't... the best."

GUYS I DID A THING AND WANT TO SHARE

potions' worth a shot anyway - witch anon

"I don't really have a use for it. Although, I'm willing to make it for myself and try it."

Hey guys! I want to get this rerolling again- but feel free to follow for your favorite copycat boy in action once again.

back to cause gender related chaos hehe

anygays you are my child now, (comfort food) for dinner tonight

"...Okay." Hey. A free meal was a meal.

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