Don’t Let Them Bury Me As Someone I’m Not.

Happy Mothers Day Logan and Janus!

That makes one sixth of the table that wants to continue to talk about p*rnography for birds.

(The dialogue is from mbmbam)

Digital Priniexty fanart I’ve been working on for a bit now.

I was thinking about that post and fic about Logan being curious to try peanut butter even though he's allergic?

Well, let's just jump into it...

Concept: CHAOTIC Teen Logan???

I mean I'm all for that highschool AU, BIG NERD Logan, but...

Hear me out:

Do you possibly make something edible in chemistry class? You think it might be, but you don't want to chance it. Logan will do it.

Are bananas actually slippery? Oh, wait Logan's already got it set up, and is running towards it at full-speed? Cool.

That kid, that's so super smart but just batsh*t crazy? That's Logan for ya.

Can you generate enough wind by flapping your arms to successfully to spin a pinwheel? Maybe, Logan is sure to find out.

'Wait, hold up. Can you actually snort smarties?' Logan's on it.

Just imagine, Logan, being such a crazy kid with no limits because he just LOVES to learn. And what better way than to just do it himself?

Remus in this is just the influence, of course.

Remus: You know, I wonder what's the limit to how far you can fall without your legs breaking?

Logan *standing up from his chair*: That's a good ques-

The rest of the sides, looking like they haven't slept in 3 weeks,: nO-

Here's the twisteroonie, right?

College!Logan is just our normal Logan: he's organized, calm, very rational, and -obviously- logical.

And everytime he's confronted about it, he's just G R O A N S. Because god, that was years ago, and now he's not as immature.

Some random person from highschool: YO, you were that kid that blew up a cupcake to see if it burnt the inside or the outside more, right??

Logan, shifting his glasses: Unfortunately... yes.

Chaotic Logan HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL.

(May reblog with other odd Sanders Sides characterizations. I JUST HAD TO GET THIS ONE OUT.)

Based on this incorrect quote by @crowsmadreadful

Attacking people who write fic that isn’t the fic you want to read won’t make them suddenly stop writing the fic they want and start writing the fic you want. 

They may stop writing in your fandom completely, and there won’t be more of the fic you want; just less fic overall.

Or, they may double down out of spite and write even more of the fic you don’t want, because fuck you, you entitled little goblin.