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Redesigned Star Allies!! (and Hyness and Dark Matter)

Update: I completely forgot Prince Fluff hfsb hbrsjfrhfveyuaijfew

Kirbtober Day 6 - Ancient

There's no limits to ultimate power.

Guess who has to go back to school today :(

Twitches Too Bumpers with Swapped Audio

So, can anybody explain why Disney Channel kept airing Twitches Too and not the first Twitches film?

All audio and recordings do not belong to me.

Adult Ribbon (Pibby of the Stars)

Back in February, my bestie @pokesonicmaster300 posted a drawing of adult Ribbon on DA for his next gen series Pibby of the Stars, and now I intend to draw it in my style! Here's the link to the original drawing: https://www.deviantart.com/pokesonicmaster300/art/Pibby-of-the-Stars-Next-Gen-Ribbon-Unfinished-1159097698

Unfortunately, I couldn't find anything new to add to Ribbon's initial adult design like he hoped I would aside from the star she had on her childhood dress and a ring on her finger.

Buuuuut to make up for it, I gave her separate drawings for her nightgown and a cute patisserie outfit that she wears at the cafe! Oh, yeah, and I gave her nail polish because I'd imagine she'd start wearing makeup and other accessories as she grows up.

While I wasn't all that impressed with the nightgown, I was very happy with how the patisserie outfit turned out. The suit was originally meant to be white, but in order for it to fit Ribbon more (and to stand out from Kirby's white Chef hat), I changed it to pink and gave her cute little crystal buttons to her suit and the chef hat's now red. And as a little side note for that, her ribbon's still under there :3

While we're on the topic of the patisserie outfit, I'd like to confirm one thing about her childhood dream of becoming the next queen of Ripple Star: she no longer has plans on becoming the next queen and has settled herself into the role of a housewife and chef.

I'd also like to mention a little headcanon I have about Ribbon and Pibby: Pibby's favorite breakfast meal is pancakes, so whenever Ribbon takes her little girl over to the cafe for the day, she always gives Pibby double the pancakes to make her happy. Another thing about Ribbon is that she and Kirby alternate who works at the cafe during the week: Kirby works on Monday and Wednesday, and Ribbon works Tuesday and Thursday. They both work at the cafe on Friday to round off the week (taking Pibby with them because they don't want her getting hurt or running off without their supervision), and take the weekend off to relax with their kid.

And another thing about the Crystal now that she's moved to Popstar: she's still got the thing on her (she keeps it locked away from Pibby because she doesn't want her daughter playing with guns), but now the bullets it fires are much faster and stronger than before. And as a bonus, she learned how to convert it into a shield by thinking about her friends and loved ones! Where did I get that? Uh...

But overall, Ribbon's seemed to have got it all together. She can juggle being a fair mother and a top-level chef at the same time!

Galactic Ambition Art Dump

Now that it's over two months since the conclusion of Galactic Ambition, I think it's finally time to unveil all of my character designs and post-arc details to celebrate an occasion like this.

Firstly, Marx and Gryll have some pretty bad scars from their encounters with Bianca - physical and mental. Also, Bianca Soul kinda tore up Gryll's bow a bit. It's fine, it's just hanging off to the side. Marx's bowtie, meanwhile, is a-ok. (12/14 update: As an added, Marx's blood is teal. You can see this briefly when he splits in half in games like Star Allies. Small detail, but it helps him stand out a bit.) But, of course, that's not what we're here to talk about.

Marx Blob:

"When Wishbreaker was destroyed, a creature born from the remains of Marx's inner demon emerged as Marx regained control. Left without powers, Marx Blob desperately seeks his host to regain life and annihilate the galaxy. His flesh melts second after second, using nothing but raw strength and his melting, slimy tongue to escape doom."

If Marx is Elfilin and Marx Soul's final form is Fecto Elfilis, then Marx Blob is Fecto Forgo. Only Marx Blob is twice as weak, and this form of Marx Soul has little to no powers to speak of. A lot of Marx Soul's powers stem from Wishbreaker, and he even possessed Marx's body in order for Marx Soul to exist; when the necklace was destroyed by Magolor's Ultra Sword, not only was his physical body warped and compressed into a helpless zombie-like blob, but all of his powers were taken along with them, going into Marx. Rumor has it that small bits of his flesh left behind by the explosion of Biancaland continue to linger around the park's original resting spot, aimlessly wandering around, slowly seeking a new host.

Nelly the Noddy:

"Introducing, the newest mascot of Biancaland: Nelly! She's a very friendly Noddy who'll listen to anything and everything you say. She'll guide you around and try to keep things in order when something goes bad. Trust me, when she's around, you'll never want to leave Biancaland EVER again!"

As you can pretty much see, Nelly is... pretty disturbing looking. She smiles too much. Almost all the time, even. And as it turns out, that was very intentional; Bianca created her to be "the face of fun". And by fun, we mean "facing fear with a smile on your face". She carved that creepy smile onto her face for a reason: she wanted her to smile forever. Smile and nod to everything she says, just so she knows who's boss around this part of the galaxy. And being the sweet, obedient girl she is, she is oddly more than willing to follow her demands. Nelly's motto? FEAR BIANCA. ALL HAIL THE NODDY QUEEN. "Be here in a snap with a snack and a nap!"

Kirbtober Day 25: Epilogue

"You have fought well, Magolor. You are almost free from the suffering you have cast upon yourself. Unfortunately, no matter how hard you try, no matter how hard you fight the pain, no matter how hard you attempt to better yourself... your sins will never vanish.

And I have returned to ensure that your name shall be reviled upon those who have suffered at your hands.

You are no hero.

YOU WILL NEVER CHANGE."

Bianca - all forms

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EXACTLY, SUSIE DESERVED BETTER THAN THIS

Also, dw, it was just lost in translation. The Japanese version says she's working to undo her father's crimes and has no intent to continue mechanizing planets. It's just that the translators were f**king dumbasses who didn't know how to handle consistency or character development.

As much as I love Star Allies, they just completely butchered Susie's character arc 😭

Like. Why the hell would she be continuing Haltmann's work after all the shit that happened in Planet Robobot, ESPECIALLY when SHE'S the one who had a change of heart and sent Kirby off into the final boss to defeat Haltmann's rouge machines??? And EVEN IF THAT DID MAKE SENSE, how does continuing her father's business lead to her helping Kirby save the universe???

Either something VERY IMPORTANT got lost in translation or I'm missing something because what