LOLBIT

LOLBIT

BHABJHAFBVAUHHAVFUAIF!!!!

HAHAHAHAA!!! You looked so scared!... What? You weren't?! (groans) Fine. Guess I'll have to sneak a pop-up ad into your device next time.

Anywho, if you're livin' under a rock and don't know who I am, I'm Lolbit - aka the fox on your screen who just hacked into your keyboard to type this. And yes, I do look almost identical to my snooty, girly twin Funtime Foxy. But there's a difference - she likes dress-up and playing up the dramatics. That's not my taste; I like to troll with others and keep myself hidden in the darker corners of the Pizzaplex.

Speaking of, I'm the Pizzaplex's resident technician who's built to handle all the machines around here. But that's BOOOOOORIIIIIIIIING! I don't wanna waste my life sitting in one room and being forced to serve as maintenance for a bunch of faulty devices! So what do I do? I just plaster my face on their screens when they least expect it! AND they have to type LOL to make me go away! Hahahahahahaha!!

Ooh, boy, that was fun to talk about me. Now here's more about me! In third-person form!

Pros

Clever: She's cunning, scheming, and knows the ins and outs of every machine in the Pizzaplex. But just because she's a cunning trickster doesn't make her evil. She just likes to act like a teen stuck in an adult's body.

Laid-back: She's actually quite friendly and chill once you've met with her. She rarely gets mad, offers up free deals at the push of a button, and even offers to fix something for you if she's in a really good mood.

Elusive: Part of being a womanchild technician means never leaving your post. Thus, this allows her to stay hidden from the rest of the animatronics and the customers of the Pizzaplex, only communicating via a pop-up on their screens.

Cons

Laziness: Her dorm in the technician's room of the Pizzaplex is littered with pizza boxes, soda cans, and many, many used napkins - it's honestly a miracle barely any roaches managed to sneak into the room. Other than that, she rarely ever leaves her room, making her an outcast in the Pizzaplex.

Chaotic neutrality: One minute she's your buddy, and the next, she's trolling you on your screen and blocking your vision. Thanks to that, she's had an awkward reputation among those she considers "friends". However, she's not good or evil. She's just really childish and sneaky.

Welp... (stretches) It was fun meeting with ya. Hey, can we stay and chat about food, all this chatter about myself got me hungry. Wait, sis, what are you doing?! Hey! Stop clicking my ears! No no no, stop typing the forbidden word or I'll-- (blip)