I Think Bdsm Is About Chasing Your Partner Around With A Squeaky Toy Hammer And Tying Them To Fireworks

I am begging the FDA to require that companies CANNOT just put "spices" as an ingredient but have to label the spices.

"Spices" can mean "this has some oregano and black pepper in it" or it can mean "this has cumin cayenne and paprika and if you eat this you will be sick in bed in pain for a week" for me.

Seriously, this is an allergy issue and a huge oversight on the part of corporations.

Require detailed labeling of spices used in packaged foods NOW.

when swearing on your friends’ souls went wrong

(inspired from @/panniberry in twt!)

other works: dumb and dumber (ace | deuce)

Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

i think the twst manga is pretty neat

Based on that one “sir this is a psych ward” meme

I’ve been meaning to finish this for seven months shhh

heavy on the last one

hey guys we’re almost to 0 followers thank you so much everyone

Cursed thought I've been plagued with for weeks:

Imagine if Vil was asked to be in the live-action Cats.

That's it, that's the post.