Rooksforehead - Azul Ashen-Scam-Likely-grotto

face of a man who has known sorrow

i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing

its called a crested satinbird (cnemophilus macgregorii)

Idia: You rizzed up MC?! But nerds like us are notoriously rizzless! How do you do it? Leviathan: Have you SEEN our fanbases? Also, didn't a ghost try to marry you? Idia: Please don't remind me.

Shoutout to sleepy selfshippers. Reblog if you’re a selfshipper and also tired as fuck.

[ Dividers by @/kodaswrld ]

*Leona wakes up from a sound*

Leona: What the hell are you two doing?

*Ruggie and Yuu, sitting in the savanaclaw lounge near Leona's napping spot, eating measly leftover fries and cupcakes from their respective part-time jobs while watching Seafood boil mukbangs*

Yuu: We're on a date, duh.

Ruggie: Yeah, we just got off work.

Leona:...*Eyebrow twitch* *Eye scan the scraps of food*

Leona: *Hands them 5 thousand thaumarks bills* go buy me some steak sandwich at Town. The usual..

Yuu: Woah, isn't it too much--

Leona: Shut up and go.

Ruggie: *grabs Yuu* Yeah yeah

Yuu: Can we keep the change?

Leona:*Looks at Yuu like they're an idiot that didn't get the hint*

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*While far away*

*Ruggie and Yuu high-fives*

Yuu: The plan worked!

Ruggie: Shishishi, you're so smart, Prefect!

i regret nothing

Get BONKED!

Malleus being so friendless that he only ever messages Yuu. And since he's a lovestruck puppy, his SMS writing style eventually evolves from a formal, executive style, to an overly sweet and concerned softie type of tune both from mimicking Yuu's text lingo and from being generally just soft for them.

Which proves to be a bit of a problem when he messages other people.

🐉, to the Housewardens group chat: "Sorry. 🥺(⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠) I'm running late today because we had to fix the dorm toilets. 😞 Lilia had too much tacos for dinner. 🤭 ╮⁠(⁠＾⁠▽⁠＾⁠)⁠╭"

🦁: "Wtf? What a terrible day to have eyes. And a brain."

💀: "kekw cursed wwwww 草"

🦦: "It's 👌🏽ok Malleus! Take ur time ☺️☺️☺️"

🌹: "Yuu?"

🐉: "No Rosehearts, this is Malleus. ☺️👍🏻"

👑: "You do NOT smile like that."

🐙: "Malleus, if you need plumbing services, Mostro Lounge offers it for a reasonable price! We also have top-grade diarrhea potions available that we can offer for a bargain, in case all of Diasomnia needs it. But to be absolutely certain this does not happen again, we can cater special tacos for your dorm with special considerations for stomachs that aren't accustomed to strong spices! Please DM me for more."

🐉: "Ashengrotto, what is a DM? (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)