Oh Pickled Dead Thing In A Jar Of Formaldehyde We're Really In It Now...

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The homoerotic relationship between a sword and its scabbard

In the name of the faggot, the dyke, and the holy tranny, I bless you. Go forth my child, and have as much gay sex as possible

the first ethical manipulative girlfriend has just convinced you that you've always had a passion for staying alive and have a mental illness that made you think otherwise

thinking about two jestergirls passionately making out

What if you loved me so much it literally undoomed me haha jk unless

can you trigger tag ‘lesbians’ please

no but i can hit you with my car

Please Excuse My Desperate Anguished Screams

kissing you on the forehead

well?