I’m Pansexual And Asexual.

HELP MY FRIEND SAID "who is this mama?" AND I SAID IT WAS THE GREEN GUY AND SHE HURLED

so thanjful that ninjago gave us asian people

Ahhh i love it!!

This is kind of random but can i request Macaque, Wukong, Peng, Red Son, Nezha, Azure lion, Spider Queen and Scorpia Queen with a Golden Immortal Eagle Reader who is like muscular and like she is larger then Peng. (Cuz you know Females are usually a third of the size larger than males.)

And has Three kids from a previous partner who was killed when he went out hunting. Which coused her to be more protective and more heightened aggression thro territorial behavior. And very insecure with how raising fealing like she is a bad mom for 'overprotecting' her kids. She only wants to protect her babies till they arw adults

(the kids actualy love her sm and love having their mom as their protector but they no idea their mom is insecure)

I just wanna know their reaction Will be and hiw Will they help her. 🥹

Ahhh okay okay, so as much as I'd love to write for all the characters you listed, I'm really, really braindead but I feel bad for not replying to this for so long, so if it's not a big deal, I'll just remove Macaque, Peng, Azure and Red Son until if I can ever find braincells to write (I'm so sorry 😭)

I was...honestly gonna remove Wukong too, but I actually got an idea on how to write him so...yeah! Again, I'm really sorry for not properly fulfilling your request 😭 (and I'm sorry in advance if they're short, like I said my brain is so dead but I don't wanna leave this request alone aaah)

PSA: Consider the relationship between Reader and Nezha to be platonic, mainly because I want to avoid writing certain themes with Nezha overall simply because there is WAY too many discourse about LMK Nezha, and I don't wanna hear shit from anyone

bird mom!

royalduo and arachnid duo x reader (lego monkie kid)

genre: headcanons, mix of fluff and humour

game menu: female reader/reader uses she/her pronouns, reader has children/parent reader, reader is a golden immortal eagle, foul language, implied overprotective parent, reader described as buff because yes, we like that

summary: it's tough being a single mom ):

Sun Wukong

๑ insert confusion here

๑ he doesn't understand shit

๑ that's a full blown lie, he understands, but that doesn't mean he's less confused because when he first meets you, you remind him of fucking peng

๑ and that makes him feel a little weary inside because if you ARE related to that little bird brain and you're anything like them then he's gonna be a little....concerned

๑ you should've seen the look of surprise though when he learns two things: one is that you're nothing like the guy you share a species with, and the other that you're a simple mom who couldn't give a shit about what happened in the past

๑ either you moved in to megapolis to settle down and relax, orrrrrrrr you're an active deity that spends time between being badass and doing your job and taking care of your children

๑ in any case, wukong is curious about you, simply because he has nothing better to do in his free time (and maybe because he's worried you might bring peng around or something)

๑ he kinda/may or may not followed you around a few times on your first appearance, and he learns that a pretty buff lady like you is, surprise surprise, a mom!

๑ does wukong think you're pretty awesome because you're muscular, you're badass AND you're handling three children like a pro? abso-freaking-lutely

๑ it kinda reminds him of his monkey great, great times a thousand great grandkids he's got around

๑ you're awfully mean the first time he decides to speak to you― which kinda makes sense, he guesses, because he too would lose his shit if some random guy showed up around his monkey kids out of nowhere

๑ though in your case it's more aggressive and territorial, and he's not taking the risk of pissing off momma birbs

๑ you don't exactly trust him, which is seen with how you gently shove your young ones away from him, but you don't try to make him leave either so he sits and stays a little while longer

๑ "aww babies I love babies you can trust me with― oh fuck I think I dropped it I'M SO SORRY―"

๑ he doesn't understand why you're glaring at him as if he's gonna eat the kids― like damn woman, isn't that your husband's job to do 🤨?

๑ "my husband's dead, dumbass"

๑ "....ah―"

๑ he did NOT mean to let that slip out, and he also wasn't expecting you to answer so casually, but that kind of explained why you looked so stressed all the time as if one wrong move and you'd peck his head off

๑ and even though you specifically tell him don't come back, he comes back, and finds it endearingly sweet in an odd way how you almost NEVER your kids out of sight

๑ one wants to go outside?? they either have to take one of their siblings, a shit ton of protective gear, and make sure not to go too far, or they could just stay inside

๑ any friends brought over has to be have a thorough background check, made sure that they're not delinquents or demons that like to cause trouble, and ensure they wouldn't hurt your babies for shit

๑ wukong only imagines what their life would be like when they brought partners home one day

๑ but somehow, as obnoxious as it is, your kids don't seem hostile or annoyed with it? there ARE times they'd whine about you laying off their back, but they never really mean it and they somehow seem to love you even more

๑ you'd think a single mom dealing with three kids would make you an ass towards your kids, but surprisingly, that's not you. you don't regret having your kids even if their goal in life is to drive you mad, you don't yell at them even when you have your own problems, and you love all of them equally

๑ wukong finds that admirable at least, that you love your kids and they know that too. he even tells you whenever you're feeling down how much of an amazing parent you are

๑ he eventually offers to help you look after them, and at first you didn't want too, but seeing how protective he was of his own monkey kids, you agreed

๑ now he's your daily babysitter

๑ "y'know, if you ever need someone to uh, fill in that dad spot, I'm your guy 🤭"

๑ "I'll break you"

๑ "pls do 🥺👉👈"

Spider Queen

๑ she, and I say this with love, does not understand why the fuck you're so god damn protective about kids? maybe it's just her but c'mon, they're kids! they cry all the time!

๑ okay, she will admit she . think it's pretty cool though, how you can handle THREE little munchkins when she can barely handle her own three little spiders without them maiming each other for one second

๑ she probably meets you during or before meeting the monkie kid, when the youngest kid snuck away and ended up in her lair

๑ spider queen doesn't really care, tbh, but she does get concerned when the child starts screaming down the place so she does the only thing she knows children likes and gives the youngest kid a flask filled with whatchamacallit

๑ it calms them down with it's venomous glow long enough for her to send huntsman looking for their momma, aka you

๑ it's not that hard finding you, because honestly you're having a panic attack when you realize your youngest is missing, so you have the oldest and middle thrown over your shoulders flying around, looking for your kid

๑ huntsman nearly gets maimed when he joked that your kid was boutta get eaten for ransom (which kinda serves him right, tbh, like sir you don't tell a panicking mama her kids in danger tf)

๑ the first thing spider queen notices when you collect your kid is that you looked like you haven't slept since the buddha achieved enlightenment

๑ the second thing she notices is how much you coo and gently scold your kid for leaving without letting her know, checking them for any injuries and apologizing and thanking her for watching them

๑ she can kinda figure it out that you're distrustful since she's literally a bad guy with a bad guy lair, but she shrugs it off and tells you that it's no biggie and she wouldn't mind watching them again, because y'know, she has kids of her own too, she understands (syntax is most certainly NOT her kid but when he tries to argue she sends him to his room)

๑ you don't seem to like that idea at first, but your youngest starts chirping at the idea of spending time with pretty arachnid lady, so you yield under the condition she swears not to hurt your kids

๑ who knew spider queen could become a good guy by taking care of some kids 😧

๑ if at anytime your kids start complaining at some point about your overprotectiveness, she reminds them that they could've gotten worse, and that they shouldn't be so hard on you sometimes cause you're trying

๑ "spider queen are you gay for my momma"

๑ she finds it so sweet how they love you so much that when huntsman made a bad joke about you they beat him up and she let them cause it was fun

๑ she finds it stupid that you're doubting your parenting skills, like girl?? you're a better mom then most moms nowadays, give yourself some credit

๑ "how about we stop talking for a little while"

Nezha

๑ motherfucker was ready to fistfight a child I shit you not

๑ he didn't even ask questions: the moment your eldest started invading his little area he was ready to throw hands with a god damn child and it was only thanks to his older brother jinza stepping in and calling you that your child was safe

๑ you scold him at first cause, c'mon, he's the lotus prince, the fuck is he doing tryna fight literal KIDS for crying out loud

๑ confusion 101: you look like you're about to pass out and half the time he's confused, so he asks where your husband is to help you take care of the kids, and you just tell him that he's dead, y'know, the usual.

๑ and then he's like, "oh...that's rough. you want a candy bar?"

๑ don't get me wrong though, he kinda likes your kids since he's a protector of children and all that, so sometimes if they ever sneak out he'll have fun watching them, playing games, telling them the weirdest stories imaginable, etc

๑ he doesn't understand why you're so protective of your kids?? like his parents never really did all this stuff?? hell he doubted his dad gave a shit bout him when he was born since he's the third born, so???

๑ he might be a little envious (just a little) with how close you are with your kids, cause you love them all equally and never favour one over the other and you'd never hate them and

๑ nevermind he's a lot jealous actually

๑ "hey, wanna see this new trick I'm gonna teach your kids?"

๑ "nezha... nezha NO―"

Scorpion Queen

๑ probably the most happiest to see you and your kids around, because she's lonely, and she's bored, and she's read lots and lots of books for parenting and kids for unrelated reasons (cough, that one time in jttw when she kidnapped tang sanzang, cough)

๑ she understands why you act the way you do with your kids, often threatening anyone that even looks at them the wrong way, and she agrees to help you watch them for you to get rest

๑ she's a little awkward with kids at first, cause this is the first time she's even been in close contact with one, but y'know what she does her absolute best in making sure they're okay

๑ if your kids weren't bad enough being your biggest hypes, she does so too by encouraging them to love their mom more, do the simplest things to help you out, etc etc

๑ she's also, in a way, your biggest hype man too, because she can sorta tell out of all of them how insecure you must be feeling, so at times she'll give you words of comfort that you're doing a great job, and that you're the best mother these kids could ask for

๑ "I love my mom"

๑ "me too"

๑ "😃🖐️"

Bonus:

Nezha: send dudes

Wukong:

Wukong: huh?

Nezha: SEND HELP I'M DYING AAAAAAAAAAAAH

tearglaze, 11.08.2023

Garmadon💜✨

(via You are the Clouds! | Are you most like the Sun, Moon, Stars, or Clouds?)

try this out. I came out as a Cloud. I needed this to make a teen!oc!y/n!animatronic

Reblog if you think thick thighs are great

BRO I WAS JUST WATCHING A NEYTIRI HAPPY EDIT WHEN SOMEONE BROAGHT THIS SHIT UP AND SOMEONE JUST BIT THE CURB 🤣

DIDN’T PEOPLE LIVED NAKED BACK IN HISTORY LIKE LOOK AT THE OLD PAINTINGS

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Britney spears

Had this on my mind

The Eagle Warrior and Six eared Macaque! Eagle!y/n is know as Macaque big Sister figure! Who loves messing with Monkey king while Macaque laughing at him. They both have partners!

A strange little human but brave.

Authors note: i had this on drafts. This what your reading was called "Lo'ak needs more comfront" but changed it because the meeting is taking to long. By the way you as the reader have siblings and is training to protect your siblings.

•My boy he litterly needs to be heard out. Ones he ran away from his home so he can cool himself after being yelled from his parents.

•Especially from Jake.

•He went somewhere deep into the bushes to a unknown cliff.

•The same cliff where he met you. It was a bit awkward.

•He hang out with Spider without his parents knowing when he heard someone laughing.

•He got closer to see only a little girl probalby his age laughing with another girl who is a bit tallet than her.

•Then he heard you calling her sister in Na'vi, tsmuke.

•You were talking Na'vi so did your sister.

•He and Spider thoat that there is no human kids left in Pandora only Spider.

•The Na'vi and a human boy wanted to leave but the same time Lo'ak wanted to meet you, know you.

•But Spider warned him that Jake will be mad if he figures out he left with no telling.

•Then you appeared out of nowhere. Telling them what are they doing here or you will beat their ass if they are here to hurt you and your sister. In Na'vi.

•Then your sister stopped you and said to look at na'vi boy's fingers. And for Spider who is also a human boy left in Pandora.

•Then you asked curiously who they are.

•Lo'ak then said hus name and that he is the third child off Toruk Makto. The son of Jake Sully.

•Then your sister squealed and told him that you and her heard about his dad. He was a great warrior.

•Then you asked who the other boy is. He said that his name is Spider Soccoro. A friend of Lo'ak.

•Until Lo'ak said Spider is Quaritch's son.

•That shocked you and your sister. Causing Spider to be upset and galred at Lo'ak for bringing that up.

•Until you said that he looks nothing like him.

•Spider seemed less upset.

•Then you asked if they would like to play with you and your sister but your sister told you she can't and that she has homework that the scientist give her about Earth.

•And you didn't, you were only 6. It's like your in the first grade in First Day of school so you didn't have.

•So you played with them.

•Talked about your lives.

•Lo'ak told you he has 3 siblings. Neteyam "the perfect little soilder". Kiri his adopted sister. His dad's friend's daughter who died. And Tuktirey who is bon just a few weeks ago.

•You awed and asked about is Tuktirey adorible and he said yes.

•Then you asked Spider about his family. He said he doesn't have one. He only had Max and Norm and the other scientist that stayed in Pandora. His mom and dad died in the war. And Lo'ak, Kiri and Neteyam.

•You felt bad about him. Even though he's the the son of the same species as yours. He didn't seem like him at all you remind him that is not one to be blamed for what his dad did.

•You then thoat of somthing to make him less upset and told a stories that was told in Earth. Some of them are from Disneys and some from Drwamworkers.

•They both loved it.

•You two were even distracted that you forgot it was eclipse.

•As you saw that it's getting dark.

•You told them that it's time to go home.

•Lo'ak started panicking that his dad is going to kill him.

•You confroted him that his dad won't, he will be a little mad.

•Until a large blue female figure appeared in front of Lo'ak, hissing fiercely at you. At the same time, another large blue male figure leaped in front of left side. Glaring at you.

•You emedeatly backed away looking confused and angry but immediately bared your teeth at them. You trying to protect youself by not fearing them. A little.

•Then the female threaded you who you are and what are you doing near her son?

•Now that you know she is his mom and the male one is his dad Lo'ak tried to say somthing til you interrupted him saying that you just palying with him and his friend.

Then she turned to her mate saying that you needs to leave and that you are a harm. A Sky Demon.

Then the the male on came closer to you.

Looking down at your high.

He was staring at you. Then called Neytiri saying that your just a little kid and a little messy.

That angered you at told them that your not little kid and hissed at them.

Wich shocked the boys acept Neytiri, she felt disrespected.

Then Jake looked at you and said that you are and asked where you come from and are there some humans left in Pandora.

You said nothing. You told him that your sister said not to talk to strangers.

Then Jake said "You were talking with my son, you two are strangers, kid"

You angerly said "because he's harmless he and he is not a creepy grown up nor his friend. And stop calling me a kid"

Jake was ataken a back.

You don’t seem scared of him. You talked back to them. You bared your teeth at them like then mistuke you for someone.

Then you asked can you go? Wich Lo'ak gasped a little and asked if is your home far away you should have done that earlier because the wild animals hunt at midnight.

Then you said camly that you shouldn't be worry about you and that your home isn't that far:)

Then Neytiri inurapted and said that you should go your cousing trouble.

Lo'ak is trying to defend you saying that you are harmless.

Neytiri shushed him and said that you coused enough trouble.

This angred you even more. You said that it wasn't his fault for coming it here in the first place and that you three were having fun and didn't relise it was late till it was eclipse.

It was a loud silent Jake looked at Neytiri, Neytiri did the same and looked at you then Lo'ak. He then said that your his friend.

It shocked you that you actually having friends right now.

You didn't have friends you had only your big sister and a baby brother.

Then you heard someone calling your name from. It souned like your sister. You can see then a couple of humans and a Avatar appiering.

"Coming sister!"

•Then Spider said "I think you should go home, your sister is probably worried."

Then you said "Yeah I can see that. It was knowing you and Lo'ak tho" they looked at Jake "and stop calling me a kid". "Y/N!"

•"I'm coming!"

You reluctantly returns to her before you could say another word though you scold "S/N! How many times do I have to tell ya, don't bother me when I'm trying to defend my friends!!" to which your sister replies "gee, Sorry".

Did that stop you from seing them.

No.

Pt. 2

A strange little human but brave. pt 2

Authors note: here @angrycoffeebean sorry guys i didn’t post pt.2 already. I had too much stuff to deal with.. enyway Enjoy reading. In this part you. (The reader and her older sister are teenagers.)

Reader is trained to as a warrior in their lab (even tho you are human) and your sister is studying to be a sciencist. And Aunt Gigi is my Oc.The firt pic is not mine. Reader is 13-14. And her sister is the same age as Spider.

When you met Lo’ak and Spider, you think you won’t see them again.

Turns out you were wrong.

When you went out to try to climb a giant tree. You failed.

Then you heard noises coming from the bushes. You took a rock out of your pocket, ready to throw at someone or something.

When it came out you throw at it and threatened it.

Then you stopped when you saw it was just Spider with his hand on his head.

You then scolded him "SPIDER! I'VE COULDEV KILLED YOU WITH THESE!! What are you doing here anyway?"

He said he wanted to see you again after what happened yesterday..

then he asked you what were you doing?

You then told him you were trying to climb a tree like a Na'vi does.

So he teaches you how.

First you failed but it was weird to Spider that you brushed it off like you didn't fall on your butt. (that could hurt).

You said you were fine and tried again.

You then succeed.

Then you and Spider went climbing other trees, literally having fun.

Until your sister interrupted saying you AND Spider needed to come back to labs because other scientists came and are having a discussion.

You and Spider looked at each other confused about what your sister meant.

You two got down from a tree and followed your sister.

When you three ran back to labs you saw some unknown people that are your species and the Na'vis you met yesterday.

You didn't see Lo'ak anywhere. Seems like they didn't bring him.

"What a shame, seems like they didn't bring your friend." your sister said.

You narrowed your eyes and smacked her arm after that whined a little 'ow'. You then mocked her winning like a baby then you felt Spider pulling your arm a little while his facial expression said 'Stop, they are looking at you'.

you then saw Jake and the other scientist looking at you confused while Neytiri glared at you.

You still had narrowed eyes and a group of unknown scientists. Then you see Spider running to a weird guy calling him Norm and asking what's going on.

then you went to your aunt (you call a doctor aunt which your sister tells you not to). and asked.

"Hey Aunt Gigi, what's going on? why are these Na'vis here and who are these people."

then Jake stepped in while you backed a bit.

"You, your sister AND the scientists that stayed here in Pandora are coming to Hell's Gate for safety near High Camp. Out here, deep into the forest is way too dangerous, it would be good idea if you guys come with us."

then this guy 'Norm' came "If you guys w-want to".

Then you looked at Gigi, she smiled warmly. Then you looked at your sister who looked not very happy.

she doesn't want to do anything with the Na'vi people or Pandora. She wants to go to Earth. That's where she thinks she belongs. Where we humans belong.

You brushed that off and nodded.

The next week Lo'ak and Kiri were following Spider because he wanted to show sm.

When they reached Hell's Gate. They noticed that it was larger.

then they heard a voice calling Spider.

Lo'ak recognized that voice a saw a girl running to them. It was you.

Lo'ak was sooo happy.

but Kiri asked who are you.

Then Lo'ak got enoyed and said "The girl that I met days ago, you know? Y/n?".

"Aah"

You and Kiri are strange friends. She sees you as a female version of Lo'ak. That first enoyed you but later growing up getting used to it.

You were terrified when you saw Kiri befriending an ikran. Her ikran when she was ready to have her own banshee.

But you brushed it off saying that you're overreacting too much.

But you also didn't like when she was also bullied by some kids in High Camp.

You came for Kiri needing a defense by telling her bullies that there will be a reason why they will be crying for their parents and why their tails are cut off.

The Na'vi kids were about to mock you for what can you do cuz you are a human. yk?

Then you threw some mud on their faces like a maniac.

They went running for their lives crying for their parents.

then you followed them shortly at threatening them.

you went back to Kiri asking her if she was alright until she quickly hugged you. And thanked you.

then you became her hero.

That's why you are not leaving her side when she is alone. NEVER.

Then.... you've met Neteyam before. The meeting was very short.

you would like to know more about him than being The older brother. Just knowing Neteyam.

Neteyam will feel wrong. His mother will not be happy about it. Not after what happened to her family. Her home.

You understand that. But you tried to invite him to your place but nicely refused. He said that he was busy.

"Okey, maybe next time?"

"Maybe"

Then you met Tuktirey.

She is soo adorable.

But you will never admit it.

You know that she is younger. You are protective of her. You don't want her to see things that were not meant to see.

Once when a Thanator approached to harm you.

You hid Tuk behind and warned Lo'ak and Spider not to shoot or call Jake for help. Not now.

If Lo'ak called Jake for help he is going to be blamed and Neytiri will also blame Spider AND you. (What's wrong with that woman.)

The Thanator came closer and closer.

You were facing the Thanator.

you can hear Kiri praying for Eywa.

Spider was trying to calm her.

Lo'ak was whispering to you to run.

you can barely hear him. Tuk was quietly sobbing hugging you tightly, fearing what would happen.

You quietly/softly shushed her and said. "It's a-alright, I won't let it hurt you. Just c-close your eyes and don't open them until I say so, you understand?".

Tuk nodded and closed her eyes hiding her face behind your back.

Your heart was racing right now. You don't know what you're doing. That thing came closer and closer it growled which caused you to look at the ground not facing it anymore.

it was sniffing your face on the left side then the right side. Tuk was whimpering not knowing what was going on.

then the Thanator immediately backed up and ran off to who knows where.

Kiri, Spider, and Lo'ak were relieved. They jumped off the tree that they were hiding.

Tuk hugged Kiri then Lo'ak. Spider rushed to check on you.

You signed that you were alright, it almost caused you a heart attack.

Then Lo'ak hugged you thanking great mother that you were alright.

You guys needed to go to High Camp already because it was Eclipse.

You guys knew that you ALL were in trouble so you said that this whole Thanator thing never happened.

"Listen guys, if someone says where we've been, just say we were catching some fruit but it got stolen. Okay? And that I and Tuk were almost eaten by a Thanator NEVER happened. Okay?"

Everyone nodded. You looked at Tuk.

"Tuk, don't tell you're parents that there was a Thanator. Cuz we are not going to see each other anymore and we don't like it when Jake upsets Lo'ak. Okay? For me do not tell them, especially Jake. You know how he is."

"She is going to tell them anyways" Lo'ak whinned.

"Well.. Kiri, Spider can you distract her. Me and Lo'ak are going to handle them. ok?"

they both nodded.

You all guys went home.

When you all reached High Camp. Nereyam was the first one to approach.

[Fisrt one] [there is NO Pt 3 ...]