F1 Meme Of The Day (#20)

Thats my girl!!!!

Gem: I think Nelinha was right.

Ana: I’m surprised she hasn’t marched in here to say ‘I told you so’.

Ester: She wouldn’t do that.

Nelinha: You’re right, Ester. For once in your life, you’re 100% right. I would never say that.

Nelinha: *turns around, the shirt she’s wearing says ‘Nelinha Told You So’ on the back*

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WHAT THE FUCK??? WHY IS ARES X GROVER A THING?? NON BOOK PJO FANS I TRUSTED YOU

Tropes Galore!

"This book is dedicated to everyone who longed for a story solely centred on the Gods and Goddesses of Greek Mythology."

Throughout the years, I've noticed a plethora of retellings revisiting the mythos of the Trojan War, the Odyssey, and the adventures of the Greek heroes. However, I've always yearned for a story focused entirely on the drama-filled lives of the Gods alone.

Forget "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," I wanted to watch "The Real Housewives of Olympus"!

When I was younger, I devoured the old myths and found the gods seemingly an afterthought in many stories. Because the myths were written by men about men, the gods remained a mystery and left me wanting more.

With all the commotion happening on a mountaintop, I was never interested in the predictable 'Hero's Journey.' Instead, I wanted to know what Hera had for breakfast and, more importantly, what time Zeus got home the night before. Their sky drama had me hooked!

As I started writing my story in 2018, I felt compelled to stay true to the myths of the Gods. In my world, characters aren't simply black or white; they exist in many shades of grey. This doesn't make me dislike them for their faults; rather, it illustrates that people aren't purely good or evil—we encompass everything simultaneously. 

And for some, that concept is too frightening to grasp.

Now, on to the Tropes!

Love Triangle: Ares/Aphrodite/Hermes 😖

Sibling Rivalry: Ares/Hebe/Hephaestus vs. Hermes/Athena/Artemis 😏

Slow Burn: Hades/Persephone 🫣

Fated Mates: Ares/🤫 Hephaestus/🫢

Forbidden Loves: Hermes/Hera (it's kinda complicated 👀)

Touch Her & U Die: Ares/Hebe & Apollo/Artemis 🔥

Passions of the Gods is the first installment in a series of novels retelling the dark lore of Olympus. 

Black, Purple, blue, greyish purple and green.

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

my wishes have been fulfiled!

lisa is there again eating max up 😭

I repeat : Awwwwwwwwwww

"I wonder if they are having fun?" Hestia questioned while hanging out with Poseidon, Demeter and Hades.

Suddenly the door opened. They saw a figure. Two people.

"Look,their back!!"Poseidon exclaimed as they rushed and ran to greet them. Suddenly Hestia stopped.

"Ow-" Hades muttered as Demeter and Poseidon bumped into him.

Then they realized why Hestia stopped.

"Why do you have a child?" Poseidon dumbfoundedly questioned.

Hera smiled and lovingly gazed at the infant in her arms.

Hestia thought the baby looked cute. "What's the baby's name?"

"Hephaestus" Hera whispered her joy evident on her face.

"WAIT, SO YOU GUYS WENT ON A COUPLE RETREAT ,AND CAME BACK WITH A CHILD!!?" Poseidon shouted.

"Shush there is a baby in your presence" Demeter then smacked Poseidon.

"ow-"Poseidon said as he rubbed his head.

Then baby Hephaestus suddenly giggled.

Demeter was awestruck. "Woah" "That was so cute!!"

Poseidon and Hades were glaring at each other before they both said "I'm going to be the favorite Uncle!!"

The attempt to win baby Hephaestus's favor soon started.

Poseidon made weird faces. Which was weird to say the least. Hades talked in a weird high pitch voice and gave baby Hephaestus some drachmas-as a bribe. Baby Hephaestus was not pleased and started crying.

"You made the babyyyyy cryyyy hades" Poseidon laughed and said in a singsong voice.

"shhhh it's ok" Hera said softly while rocking Hephaestus in her arms.

Zeus was looking at both his son and wife with lovestruck eyes.

"Hera you should sit down first" Hestia suggested.

So the 6 of them walked to and sat on their thrones.

Hephaestus continued crying as Hera attempted to calm him down. Then Hera remembered something "Hestia can you bring the stuffed toy I made?"

"Sure" Hestia then left to get it.

"He looks so cute. He looks like you" Zeus lovingly said.

Hera blushed. Then Poseidon sang " Zeus and Hera in love like two...... pigs" Hades softly laughed while two people were glaring at Poseidon. Unfortunately this 'song' made Hephaestus cry even more when Hestia walked in .

"I found the toy hammer" Hestia stated as she passed the toy hammer to Zeus.

Zeus waved the hammer in front of Hephaestus. He stopped crying but he looked rather confused.

Hera smiled at his confused face. Hephaestus then made motions to grab the hammer as Zeus brought it closer to him and then brought it further away. Repeatedly.

Hephaestus wasn't crying like Hera expected him to. Instead he was pouting and glaring at Zeus. Finally Zeus handed the toy hammer to Hephaestus.

Though he was just a newborn, Hephaestus seemed to be having fun by excitedly waving the toy hammer.

"With his excitement towards the hammer, he would make a good god of blacksmith" Zeus stated. At that time he wouldn't know how true his statement would be.

Hera rocked baby Hephaestus to sleep as he got more and more tired as he played with the hammer. "We should bring him to the nursery"

Zeus nodded and held Hephaestus as Hera got up from her throne. Then they walked to the nursery. And placed Hephaestus on his bed as Hera and Zeus gazed at him with love and adoration.

Hestia, Demeter, Hades and Poseidon smiled seeing their siblings happy and in love.

I love them, and Pierre is me and my bestie all the time

Day 2 of sharing pics from my f1 reaction/cursed photos folder.

Sass

WOKE UP WITH A MONSTER The Vampire Diaries | 6.11

My poor babies:((

Aiden: Rudy, why do you wear so many colors despite being colorblind?

Rudy who does it to make up for his lack of perfection: Reasons.

Rudy: Why do you take pictures of everything?

Aiden who does it to document good memories that can go away in a flash like his happy family: Reasons