The Sibling Dynamic With These Two- They Are Chaos Twins, Whenever They Are Together Shit Breaks Loose-

I’m starting a random daily ship post, because why not?

Day 1: Benovak (my beloved)

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Olivia, busting into Casey’s office: CASSANDRA NOVAK-

Casey, who was burried in a pile of Chinese take out up until now: I swear to you, I have no idea how Taft felt down his stairs and broke his shins-

*dead silence*

Olivia:…I’m sorry, WHAT HAPPENED TO TAFT???

Casey: WAIT THATS NOT WHY YOUR MAD??

Olivia: No! Babe, I was a BIT MAD WHEN I FOUND OUT YOU STAINED OUR SHOWER WITH THE PURPLE SHAMPOO- WHAT DID YOU DO TO TAFT???

Casey:…Oh that I did do, the shampoo, sorry honey I’m still getting used to the blonde-

Olivia: IS HE ALIVE-?!

Casey, grabbing her briefcase: SUDDENLY I HEAR THE GLORIOUS VOICE OF DONALLEY-

Olivia: CASSANDRA NOVAK SHES BEEN ON VACATION- WHAT DID YOU DO-?!

Meanwhile in the squad room:

Elliot:…

Melinda:…

Huang: They are my Roman Empire.

Elliot: I failed history what does that mean-?

Melinda:…Your a man and it shows, Elliot-

Elliot: RUDE???

Senior Assistant District Attorney Gaysey Novak.

Fin is never beating the Bi allegations in my book.

Missing munch, that scene with lake and him getting mistaken for a couple—I can go on—

I feel for the IAB officer that had to look at the absolutely diabolical shit Elliot stabler did- love him but OH. MY. GOD.

That officer just wants to see his family- BUT HE CANT BECAUSE ELLIOT THREW A SUSPECT (probably not even the actual perpetrators) OUT A WINDOW OR INTO A WALL- OR DROVE THEM INTO A PSYCHOTIC BREAK-

I can just imagine Cragen pulling his nonexistent hair out every time it happens-

Cragen:…Novak you do it-

Novak: why me-?! He’s your detective! I just got here! I walked in here 30 minutes ago and I’m already positive I need to watch my back now! Something about Alex Cabot- cabenson- somth-

Cragen, absolutely done with his unruly children : ELLIOT GET YOUR ASS IN MY OFFICE-

Some of my Munch headcanons^^

- doesn't believe in wearing matching socks.

- has an extensive collection of books about aliens (specifically alien abductions).

- has a huge framed picture of JFK in his bedroom.

- talking about JFK he owns a plate set with his and other democratic politicians faces on them - they are part of his "for special occasions only" dining set.

- claims he had an encounter with the Jersey Devil once in the 70s. (And so what if he was stoned when it happened? He knows what he saw!)

- suffers from a minor kind of light sensitivity.

- he's also very allergic to nickel.

- loves John Waters movies. His favourite is Pink Flamingos ('72), he's seen it about a hundred times and has made Fin watch it with him at least once. (Let's just say Fin was not the biggest fan))

- bi.bi.bi.

Cragen: Would you slap your best friend for a thousand bucks? Fin: I would slap Munch for free. Munch, tearing up: I’m your best friend??

Casey "i just wanted to make you proud" Novak x Olivia "but you're not Alex" Benson

a face like this is so fun to piss off