It’s Lilac Blossom Season

Honestly the Dead Boy Detectives writers did something so unbelievably funny by interrupting a love confession with the confessing character being dragged to (super)hell and then immediately fixing it.

They really went RIP to Supernatural but we’re different.

Eddie: Come on, I'm one of the most responsible people you know.

Steve: I agree. Usually, when something happens, you're the one responsible.

Modern steddie au concept:

Steve is a baseball player and he goes viral on social media for some shenanigans a la this post (I'm thinking the guy catching a stray baseball with his bare hand without looking)

Eddie is famous-ish with CC and also, unrelated, a very good shitposter (think lil nas x) plus he does let his nerd flag fly and post about d&d and shit.

So he sees gifs of Steve doing something upsettingly cool and quote tweets it saying "Sorry for putting Sportsball on your timeline, folks, but I need to formally apologize to my man Gareth. You were right, a real human being COULD have caught that amulet, I should've let you roll.

Again, apologies to Gareth AND Sir Garthrix the Indomitable, may he Rest In Pieces"

Which of course Dustin sees, and he bullies Steve into DMing Eddie in hopes that he could at some point get Eddie to DM for Dustin & friends but ends in Steve getting laid instead. Can't win them all, Dustybuns.

Honestly I don't even feel the urge to write anything about it because this is INSANE. Tommy telling Buck Eddie was his competition? Maddie asking if it would be crazy for Buck to be IN LOVE with his best friend? Buck being in denial not because he's not in love with his best friend but because said best friends is STRAIGHT?

If we wrote ANY of that we would be considered INSANE because there's no way that actually happened oN SCREEN

I feel sick

hate it when I'm trying to read a stranger things fic and everyone isn't obsessed with steve harrington. wdym mike doesn't have the biggest crush on steve. wdym hopper doesn't want to adopt steve and hide him away in his pocket. wdym when steve was in high school eddie didn't obsess and stare at him everyday in the hallways and gym class and swim practice and at lunch and

We're fanfic writers, we spend hours researching an incredibly niche topic we know nothing about so that we can have one sentence be factually correct

they would have matched each others freak

it's insane that dean put both, the king of hell and angel of the lord, in the silly cowboy hats