23/04/2025 Jean-Luc Picard @SpaceDadSupport Incoming Transmission…

Idk who needs to hear this but your tummy isn’t ruining your outfits, you look hot

Davrin: So…been seeing you spend a lot of time with Emmrich lately.

Rook: Davrin, it’s not what it looks like. I swear.

Davrin: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Rook: No! You’re the only one for me!

Davrin: Is that so?

Rook: I promise! Emmrich and I are just dating, okay? He’s my partner!

Davrin: So there’s no best friend feelings involved?

Rook: You are still my one and only best friend, Emmrich is just the love of my life and that’s it!

Davrin: I’m still the platonic love of your life though, right?

Rook: Of course bro!

Davrin: Bro…

Emmrich: Please…

Playing FE:TH with my boyfriend on the phone and Bernadetta’s birthday came up and he went, “Don’t go to tea time with her, that’s what FBI agents use to get information out of people”.

Babushka

This feels like the start to a horror movie and I love it

I am freshly showered, in my pj’s, fireplace ambience on, the lights are low, and I’m playing a cozy game. This is peak.

no one's ever done it like them (derogatory)

Everyday I want to be her more and more

literally just called him a poor little meow meow

"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool

“I like Emmrich but he’s so OLD, why couldn’t they make him YOUNGER-“

YOU WILL FUCK THAT OLD MAN AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

You will respect black cats or you will respect these hands my friend