Reblog If Ur Icon Is U Irl

yall we gotta stop apologizing for making slightly horny remarks we aren't catholic

Just got accidentally fisted by Jackie chan

Neigh

Imagine being a random villager,a peasant,who out of nowhere was offered a job in the castle of the Royal family as a cleaner.their son,the crown Prince,heir to the throne makes you his personal assistant.giving you special treatment,making you eat meals with him,laying his head on your lap and commanding you to brush your fingers through his hair.pulling rank on you when you try to leave for a better job in the south,telling you he'd execute you for high treason if you even uttered those words again,convincing(forcing) you to stay with him even after he marries.moving you into his private quarters while his royal pair is in the west wing of the castle,lonely,confused,downtrodden.holding you at his pair's funeral after their mysterious death,sickness they said.

since we all fascinating ghost ass and thighs😔💕

gay people have access to a secret low res version of spongebob where every scene is him going through it or dead completely naked

hello, white tumblr user. before you is a serious post by a blogger of color about racism. if you are able to quietly reblog it without adding any bullshit, especially not anything starting with "as a white person-" you will be allowed to go free. the hardest challenge in your entire life begins now

Can you blame me for wanting to fuck L when they made him smart, rich, and an absolute freak of nature?

Caught red handed buddy boy 😡

I have a confession to make.