Routinely-online-girl - Welcome To Crazy

Sexualizing that old man is a full time job and I've never called in sick

ella purnell as jackie on the season one cover of yellowjackets is truly the modern day equivalent of drew barrymore on the cover of scream 1996

both plastered all over the marketing for their respective projects just to end up dying early on. tricking people into believing they were final girls only for them to not even be the main character. drew barrymore that about 5 minutes of screen time before she died. and while ella purnell was not the opening kill, her death closes out the first season and marks a turn for the show. both being ionic deaths and staples for their franchises

i KNOW that is not helly r. because helly would have been the FIRST to crawl through the tunnel. mark would’ve been the one following like “uhhhh are we sure about this?” he would’ve pointed out the shit and helly would’ve been like oh NEAT i can put this shit in my outie’s hair 😌

SEVERANCE 2.06 | Attila

my roman empire is that thomas decided to get in the maze to save newt but at the end he was the one to kill him

No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!

Jonas Kahnwald + orchestrating his own suffering

Severance is a story about capitalism profiting out of a poor person's grief. It's so obvious now and so well done I can't believe at some point we thought it would be about clones and sht

van palmer did not survive a plane crash, almost being burned alive in said crash, a wolf attack, more than a year in the wilderness, two winters there, their cabin burning down, cannibalism, hunting her teammates for dinner, shaunnibal lecter, CANCER and anything else i forgot to mention just to be killed by melissa fucking hat. god damn