Sorry Dude I Got Distracted By The Beautiful River Of Chest Hair You Have Flowing Between Your Tits,

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Ghost tries denying to Price that he and soap have something going on between them but he does so by comparing it to Nik and Price’s relationship, unaware that they are literally engaged

OCD symptom i struggle with but don't see talked about a lot: inability to trust your own memory and/or perception.

as an example: i put my headphones in my bag. i say im sure they're in my bag, but what if i imagined putting them in my bag? i have to check, so i stick my hand inside and grab them. but then i have to check *again* because what if i just so happened to have another object shaped and sized exactly like my headphones that i just forgot about? so i have to pull them out of my bag and look directly at them to fully confirm they were in my bag

this is a fairly benign example but this also happens with other worse scenarios for me and it's. not fun

The Irish absolutely love these crisps. I was once in a museum in Ireland and they had an old packet of these in there. That's not even the best part. There's a whole theme park dedicated to these crisps.

potato chip from ireland

look at this friendly, distinguished gentleman

hallo!

oh noooo their shirts shrank in the wash haha.. damn that sucks haha .. 👁️👁️

i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

Yall haven't seen Scottish men. That is Soap's average winter fit.

average summer Soap fit

werewolfau where Ghost doesn’t know that Soap is a werewolf but notices strange things about him

but sir that’s my emotional support mutual who’s way cooler than me that i can’t believe actually follows me 

when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking

this took me longer than it needed to