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consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

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hilarious

Happy Birthday to J.R.R. Tolkien! 

Here are drafts of the movies of your books. Written by a dumb idiot.

Much love to the dear, dear creator of Middle Earth. 

Thank you for your world.

-Paul

P.S. Pre-order the Shit Rough Drafts book here!

“Studio Ghibli inspired by the Masters” by Inspiratiq

Rolling green hills and the great blue sea

KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE (1989) dir. Hayao Miyazaki x

I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.

People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.

i work at the post office beating the shit out of your fragile package

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever