Binary Sunset

berries

companions

The Commanders

Luke: Is it true that you can shoot fire from your hands?

Din: Say what??

Luke: Grogu told me you could do that

Din: Oooh, no he misunderstood that, I actually have flamethrowers in my wrist armor

Luke: Oh yeah, that makes more sense. Then I guess he also exaggerated when he said you got yourself eaten by a dragon

Din:

somewhere

midnight snack

Jedi-isms

What Jedi say: Emotions lead down a dark path.

What Jedi mean: Calm your tits before you hurt somebody.

What Jedi say: The Force shall reveal the time for action.

What Jedi mean: Nah.

What Jedi say: I sense darkness in you.

What Jedi mean: Hey, asshole.

What Jedi say: The Force works in mysterious ways.

What Jedi mean: That’s the worst question I’ve ever heard.

What Jedi say: I will meditate on your words.

What Jedi mean: Go fuck yourself.

Revenge of the Sith AU where Anakin can’t kill any younglings because they’ve set up hundreds of Space Home Alone style booby traps around the jedi temple