This Episode Was So Good I’m Not Even Embarrassed To Say It Made Me Cry

I rewatched Birds of Prey yesterday and,,,,, Helena and Sofia are rotting my brain 🫣🫠

- darkfalcone

yesss omg your post put the sofia and helena duo in my mind so i had to do my annual rewatch of birds of prey 😭 side note: i had no idea françois chau (mr zhao) is also in birds of prey??

my thoughts on helena bertinelli x sofia gigante x fem!reader:

sofia and helena are similar in many ways; they both come from infamous italian crime families, have overcome several hardships, and are both infatuated with you.

considering they’re both the products of very affluent families they’re definitely not accustomed to sharing - especially not you. but after a tiff regarding who would ultimately be allowed to ask you out they settled on a better option.

somehow, after a night of one too many dirty martinis at roman’s club, you found yourself stumbling into the back of a black g wagon with two dark-haired women and eventually, back to sofia’s stately home.

they exchange a playful look at each other before turning to face you, taking in your vulnerable position on the couch. “what do you suggest we do with her, helena?”

helena circles around behind you, trailing her fingers along your exposed shoulders “i think we should have some fun with her,” she proposes.

you savour the feeling of their hands on your skin as they expertly work to remove your clothes; every touch amplified by how fuzzy your head is from the drinks.

they both have insane family issues so that’s mommy and daddy right there. they hate to admit it but hearing you call them that riles them up even more than it does you.

they love to watch your cheeks flush as they shower you with praise like “look at her, being so good for mommy and daddy,” or “you just looked far too pretty, we had to take you home,” their voices sickly sweet.

yet they love watching you fall apart even more. mocking how pussy drunk you look, chuckling “troia” under their breath at how your legs fall open for them. blindfolding you and making you guess who’s eating you out just to punish you regardless of whether you get it right or not.

how i’m ending up if people i know irl find my tumblr:

oml

#I think I have seen this film before… (insp)

Kept waiting for new Valcarol fanart before remembering I can just make my own

mwah is a very important word

just got a new look at sofia in the final episode and omg…

HELENA BERTINELLI MENTION IN 2024??

When Roman makes that guy rip his (what I’m assuming) girlfriend’s dress off while she stands on the table,,,,,,,

This but like,,,, both Sofia and Helena sitting and watching this unfold,,,,,

Them comforting you, inviting you to one of their mansions just to make you super uncomfortable. Complimenting you on how good you looked when Roman ripped your dress off you, how pretty you looked when you started crying. Them threatening you when you try and deny their advances, but soon telling you that they can protect you if you let them fuck you.

They’re both from powerful families and although they normally don’t get alone or agree with anything..,, there’s only one thing they can agree with each other on…

How pretty you look while the other is fucking you-

The Boys parody of the Kendall Jenner Pepsi commercial

Ya see what happens Gunn - you take too long with season 2 of Peacemaker, a strike happens, and now the tumblr girlies have found a new mentally ill curly haired quirked up violent white boy.