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I rewatched Birds of Prey yesterday and,,,,, Helena and Sofia are rotting my brain 🫣🫠

- darkfalcone

yesss omg your post put the sofia and helena duo in my mind so i had to do my annual rewatch of birds of prey 😭 side note: i had no idea françois chau (mr zhao) is also in birds of prey??

my thoughts on helena bertinelli x sofia gigante x fem!reader:

sofia and helena are similar in many ways; they both come from infamous italian crime families, have overcome several hardships, and are both infatuated with you.

considering they’re both the products of very affluent families they’re definitely not accustomed to sharing - especially not you. but after a tiff regarding who would ultimately be allowed to ask you out they settled on a better option.

somehow, after a night of one too many dirty martinis at roman’s club, you found yourself stumbling into the back of a black g wagon with two dark-haired women and eventually, back to sofia’s stately home.

they exchange a playful look at each other before turning to face you, taking in your vulnerable position on the couch. “what do you suggest we do with her, helena?”

helena circles around behind you, trailing her fingers along your exposed shoulders “i think we should have some fun with her,” she proposes.

you savour the feeling of their hands on your skin as they expertly work to remove your clothes; every touch amplified by how fuzzy your head is from the drinks.

they both have insane family issues so that’s mommy and daddy right there. they hate to admit it but hearing you call them that riles them up even more than it does you.

they love to watch your cheeks flush as they shower you with praise like “look at her, being so good for mommy and daddy,” or “you just looked far too pretty, we had to take you home,” their voices sickly sweet.

yet they love watching you fall apart even more. mocking how pussy drunk you look, chuckling “troia” under their breath at how your legs fall open for them. blindfolding you and making you guess who’s eating you out just to punish you regardless of whether you get it right or not.

ty ty ty

okok so i don’t know if this is “dark” but i’ve been thinking about dacryphilia with sofia…

i could see her being the “nobody but me makes you cry” type, getting off on how desperate she makes you - to the point of tears. making you watch her as she touches herself as you sob because you just wanna touch her so bad :((

she watches you sob into the pillow with a big grin on her face as you beg her to stop fucking you because you’re so overstimulated. OR OR OR blowing her cigarette smoke to make your eyes water omg

GOD GOD GODDDD. One of her main kinks is dacryphilia !!! Making you cry from denying to let you touch her, to fucking you so much you’re sore and overstimulating, making your eyes water from blowing her smoke into your face. Spanking you until you’re too sore to sit down for a week or too, she loves loves loves making you cry. She also loves licking your tears as you cry. If she’s in a meanest mood, she’ll tell you to cry harder.

However, if someone else makes you cry? They’re going missing :)

how is there so much going on inside of my head but aIso literally nothing

i think the severance fandom is the first fandom I’ve ever seen that leans more towards thoughtful analyses of episodes, theories, and cute or morbid fanart, over fanfics and shipping. but also I’ve not seen ONE post saying something nasty like “helly r come spit in my mouth” or even something basic like “i need mark s carnally”

I play the same 25 songs everyday and them mfs hit every time

I hope you write more sugar mommy sofia as well as dark sofia 🫣🫠

sugar mommy!sofia gigante | head cannons pt. 2

warnings: NSFW, fem reader, mentions of smoking, slight dubcon

A/N: ask and you shall receive!! this is kinda rushed but i’ll be posting something better soon :))

❤︎ imagine 2012 sofia meeting you at an event for the isabella falcone foundation and you make a throwaway comment regarding a charity you care about - her way of “flirting” is sending a receipt the next morning for a $10k donation to that charity in your name.

❤︎ sofia would definitely gift you some sort of diamond-encrusted luxury lighter with your initials on it so you can be mommy’s good girl and light her cigs for her.

❤︎ similarly, she would buy you some sort of jewellery with her initials on it so you’re reminded of who you belong to. she would never tell you but she gets a twinge of pain anytime you take it off even just to shower.

❤︎ gorgeous floral arrangements just materialise in your bedroom and are replaced every week before the old ones even start to wilt.

❤︎ she’ll manage to find a way to have meals from restaurants with michelin stars delivered to your apartment because eating there is too “stuffy”

❤︎ sofia making you ride her boot 🤭 telling you not to worry about ruining them because “they’re last seasons anyway.”

❤︎ pouring you glasses of expensive wine that might've been around before you were even born just so she can get your head all fuzzy and have her way with you.

❤︎ let’s not forget that private jet she almost got on in ep. 8. making her men/the pilots listen to loud music to drown out the sound of you joining the mile-high club.

that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping.......... most blessed feeling in the world

has anyone done this yet (also hi i never post here but i had a vision)

Was expecting: Jake Lockley

Received: pain, sadness, depression, grieve and tears, lots of tears

it’s me, i’m “people”

I know everybody is still jacked on arcane and wicked but where are the people who want to talk about the penguin (HBO) on here