I’m Gonna Have To Make Sure That When You Read Ruby Redfort, You Are Imagining Everything Being Full

the princess bride is so funny i forgot how much i love this movie 😭

the main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when i put the pawn forward they say “ah i see youre going for the bulgarian somersault” and then i try to take their bishop with my knight and they go “aw, rookie mistake, youve played the frenchmans cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves i’ll have won”

*says 2022 with the same cadence as Scooby Dooby Doo*

i love del 

everyone needs a clancy crew kinda friend in their life 

including me 

unfortunately so 

October is SHORT and gothic novels are LONG

this is genius 

LB: Also, a reminder that if you find a USB outside, do not bring it into the workplace.

Ruby, taking notes: International bees only

the last week of school for the year is coming up for me and I simply can not STOMACH the thought of being in school a day longer 

can someone who knows how to draw please do some ruby redfort fanart bc there is a severe lack of that methinks 

its all i need in life at this point 

I would sell my soul for a ruby redfort tv show or film for two reasons

a) it’s an AMAZING book series and would work super well on screen

b) it’s not that well known and a movie/tv show would bring it visibility and make it more popular