Listened To ONLY By Red And Elliot 

LB: Redfort, I'm curious. What do you see as the height of stupidity?

Ruby:

Ruby: How tall is Agent Froghorn?

I think this is the furthest thing from rr I could be posting but you all need to know how much I love michaela deprince 

Michaela DePrince in Swan Lake

this is genius 

LB: Also, a reminder that if you find a USB outside, do not bring it into the workplace.

Ruby, taking notes: International bees only

Just saw an 11 year old on Tumblr with her whole name and info in her bio and like-

Listen i know there are lots of kids here under the age of 14 and you want to be on internet and have fun too and it's all good just be safe?? Don't tell your full name, where you live, your age (to random strangers) and especially your photos. I know I sound annoying and "old fashioned" but it is important dude, there are lot of people on the internet waiting to take advantage of you, i am not saying everyone is bad most people are amazing but some are not good? Don't disclose your information, idk if schools and parents have stopped teaching these things but you have to know internet safety, I know how much you wanna ignore and "break the rules" I was just like you but for god sake keep yourself safe please.

elliot the kinda mfer who sucks air into his mug when he drinks something so that it sticks to his mouth without him holding it

everytime i sit my sorry as down to eat bagels and jam i fucking TRANSCEND. ITS SO GOOD UGH I JUST WISH I COULD HAVE INFINITE BAGELS AND JAM  

a creature can be a girl. …..And! as well, a girl can be a creature

was the nintendo even out in the 70s?? what did people look like in the 70s??

anyway these are not very canon-esqu but i don’t care, they all look like this in my mind (or something like this) 

nvm we’re good

hey guys I might be permanently logged out of my account soon (for a long and boring reason) so if I don’t update here go follow rubyredncarnivorousplants lol