I Like Drawing Them

Okay, 1: THAT ARTWORK WAS AMAZING!!! 😍♥️❤️🫶 and 2: what a fantastic headcannon, every serf on the ship totally drinks their Lords' milk no question but I can see it being an open secret for the other legions and their serfs where Macragge's biggest export is milk and every ultramarine cruiser always has access to milk as others would water. I like the thought that's its like a less well hidden version of the blood angels and their own "special red wine"

And it's fuckin hilarious to imagine Leman grabbing on to Robuté's hair yelling "YE HAW RIDE 'EM ULTRABOY!!!" in his thick Norwich accent 🤣😆😂

Kudos to @moociaoafterdark for drawing that one fanart with Cato and the milkmaid.

Part of me feel like it has to go somewhere (the milk) and must be pasteurized but there (technically) human and aren't milked like real cows to an industrial level (then again the milk is coming out of Cato's nipples like a river stream, but then again it can be brushed off as transhumanism shenanigans) so there's no need for pasteurization. So... it's supposed to be ankin to regular cow milk and all but I like to imagine due to geneseed fuckery they can produce varying types of milk (i.e whipping/skin/non-fact/low-fat sort of milk)

On an unrelated note, do you think our good furry wolf leman russ ever tried to jump on romoote guillicow for the kick of it as a bipedal version of professional bull riding?

Hmmm... that does sound pretty badass... I will meet in the middle and watch some hours of long retrospectives/video essays on YouTube if I can stay invested in at least one I will watch the rest.

(P.S.- the only skyrim lore I really know is that Khajiit are more or less anthro based on which phase of the moon they were born under. Which is sick af idea.)

Installed a mod for Skyrim that makes the dragons actually talk and shout using real thu'um (data mined from the game files, no ai used) and highkey??? Those guys are the only enemies of my Khajiit Dragonborn that treat her with some sort of respect.

Just compare the generic

"You'll make a fine rug, cat!" "Filthy N'wah/Die, N'wah (typical dunmer behavior)" "Just stand still!" "For Skyrim!" "I'll see you burn!"

To

"It is a real fight then! Good!" "Now we will see whose Thu'um is the strongest!" "Your Voice is strong... for a mortal." "You are brave. Balaan hokoron (a worthy opponent). Your defeat brings me honor." "I do not fear you, Dovahkiin!" "Brit grah (a beautiful (😳)/satisfying battle)! I have forgotten what a fine sport you mortals can provide!" "You are strong, Dovahkiin. Rinik mul (Very strong). But not strong enough." "Krif krin. Pruzah! ([You] fight courageously. Good.)"

Like??? Wtf??? Why is a DRAGON showing my Khajiit ass more respect than fucking elves and nords??? He doesn't even call me a racial slur!!

I'm so sorry, Moociao🥺

I just was trying a friendly nickname my bad!!!

Please forgive me 🙏🥺😭😭😭 I won't do it again!!!

…please continue Mpreg Sanguinius, I need to see Horus and him tackle the rest of their “children” development

*sigh* Well, since I'm in my HoruSang mood

Now, I like broody Sanguinius as much as everyone else, BUT, with him being part bird, it would actually make more sense for him to cling to Horus, since a lot of bird species actually has both parents raising their chicks.

Not that Horus minds it, of course. He LOVES being near Sanguinius knowing that he is carrying their children. Helps him get out of the armor if Sangy was wearing it during the "announcement", even though it's a job of the serfs. Gives him his bedroom, to rest and stay out for the time being. Lets Sanguinius just do whatever the hell he wants honestly so, while he is shocked when Sangy makes a nest, he doesn't mind it. Horus helps him even, brings him more blankets and pillows.

Now, since this is a clutch of eggs, this is not a normal pregnancy. When the eggs are out of their "mother's" body (Sanguinius hates being called a mother) both of them just kinda have a "now what?" look on their faces. Obviously those are not normal children, so no use in asking the serfs that are experienced mothers for help. They do the next logical thing and just keep the eggs warm. Obviously not sitting on them (even though the eggs are quite sturdy), but it's just Horus and Sanguinius laying in the nest and sharing their body warmth with the 5 eggs that they have. The process is made easier thanks to Sanguinius' wings.

And then they hatch. And thank the Throne they look like normal babies. Well, some have plumage and one even got wings, but otherwise? Completely normal and healthy children. Horus is crying from joy and stress. Sanguinius is crying from joy and stress. They're parents now. Actual parents. It's going to be so hard to explain this to the Emperor, but, surely, he won't do anything bad to his own grandchildren??

They can finally get the help of serfs that share the tips on raising children. How to hold them properly, what's normal for babies and what's not, what babies eat, HOW to feed them, how often, how babies sleep... There's so much and it's going to take time from the Crusade, so the two now somehow need to juggle parenting and xenocidal campaigns. But do Horus and Sanguinius regret having kids? Not in the slightest!

YES YES YES!!!!! BE STILL MY BEATING HEART!!! HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL 😍 💜❤️💖💕♥️💗😭🥹 OP YOU DID AMAZING!!!

more moth

I'm the one who likes to be bitten. But sadly I don't have anyone to bite me 🥺 😭

me n who (I can be both)

Second favourite cannon Warhammer ship!

Greyfax x Celestine with the pride flag!

Huh, I kinda get you, I always did kinda get an... "odd vibe" from most other slaanesh fans. There are very few I've found that don't give that vibe. And maybe it's cause all of those I've found alright women and/or not cis het men.

Not always, a tasteful cis het ally is not super uncommon. There are always exceptions to the rule.

I also bear a strange mark as I love both Nurgle and Slaanesh equally, I don't really value one over the other.

Khorne may be the God of war and violence and blood and guts and whatever, however, if I had to rank all of the Chaos fans (like actual irl fans) based on my personal experience, it is Slaanesh fans that are the most intimidating and scary mfs on the block.

You guys aren't toxic or abusive or anything like that, but there's just something about you guys that makes me tense up and assume the worst (that I would somehow upset you and make you hate me) that just... scares me off. Maybe it's the air of superiority, lol. But Khorne, Tzeentch and Nurgle fans? Nah, never got that impression and always down to yap with them. Especially other Nurgle fans.

Lord Commander Primus Eidolon. Me stealing @tagedeszorns spirit for about half an hour to draw this picture. I remember floating it to her but she thought it wasn't funny so i did it myself. I accept whatever the consequences for this might be, spiritual and health wise. This has been stuck in my head for a month since the Auric Hammer.

Missed you

Okay, I wanted to try actually doing some depraved art. Thanks to all my moots for finally pushing me over the edge.

I call it

"Fulgrim and her failed Ferra clones"

She had Fabius make her clones of Ferra, but none matched the original. But why be wasteful?