Mortarion Scoffing When You First Offer Only For Him To Grab You And Hold U Up To His Rank Pussy.

It's not fair 😭 im a good person. I commit tax fraud, and when i pass by a rich person's house, i always shit on their lawns. (for legal reasons, that's a joke).

Where's my chubby wolf wife?

PS. Fantastic drawing, I love this so much!

wolf wife doodles

While I'm at it, please consider this:

If we assume the process of creating Thunder Warriors is similar (if not the same, just done more sloppy for the sake of quantity over quality) to the process of creating Custodes, then that means female Thunder Warriors are very much a possibility, just like how female Custodes were before becoming outright canon.

SO THAT MEANS IF I FEEL LIKE IT I'M FREE TO GENDERBEND KUZMAN INTO A GIANT BEAUTIFUL BUFF BUTCH HAG- *gets pulled off the stage by a comically large hook*

Feel free to print and distribute this image

This!!!!! I wish I could shove this in my stupid bosses' faces!!!!!!! 😤

you spend so much of your life fucking suicidal and at the end of the day you're just supposed to not die. you lie on the bed and all you can think about is dying and you're just not supposed to do it. imagine having the kind of energy inside you it takes to want to kill yourself, and you're just supposed to let it dissipate. let it melt into the fucking sheets. you can't keep doing that without losing a little of your mind in the process.

WELL I KNOW I DO!

👉👈 Well do you?

me and my homies support real artists who put their passion into their pieces instead of a machine who rips off the hard work of talented peeps

See, this is why I like drawing/writing cross species(faction) in 40k. It's so much more complex and unique. As compared to the basic watered down relation ships of regular scifi.

Also, don't forget Abhumans who are practically an array of human-like different species. If a "regular" human dates one, it's seen as either taboo or downright disgusting. And if a xenos dates them, then it's like a spicy version of what you've covered.

Xenophilia in other sci-fi: Human John, your kind already fascinates me, but even then, you manage to stand out among your kin! Would you like to partake in my homeworld's traditions to... strengthen our bond?

Xenophilia in Warhammer 40k: You could go for a blue skinned hooved girl, but she is going to have a government mandated pregnancy by someone from her race, so I hope you're into being NTR'ed. No, you can't do anything about this. You could go for a Space Elf™ gf, but she's going to call you a racial slur everytime you breathe. Also, the rest of her race thinks she is a zoophile for being with you. Oh, and avoid Goth Space Elves™. I REPEAT - AVOID GOTH SPACE ELVES™ AT ALL COST. You could go for a tall mommy robot skeleton gf, but she doesn't have any, ehem, "fun parts"... So she will either make you do something incredibly insane and dangerous to entertain herself or she's going to grow bored of you and kill you. Not liking any of those options? Don't worry! If you're good enough of a fighter - you may get an Ork bf, who will try to KRUMP YA! Remember, the boyz LOVE fighting, so the harder you fight your Ork boyfriend - the more he thinks you love him. Good luck!

Come on over, we're having wabbit samiches

they're gonna make me into bread

HELLS YEAH!!! PRIMARCHCEST FOR THE WIN!!! 😍♥️🫶

Horus thrusting into Sanguinius during their first time, sweating, his voice shaking, calling himself an awful brother and mentor. Sanguinius is having none of this and hugs him instead, telling him how good he is making him feel and for how long the angel wanted this.

Just some more of that pervy old lady and her 25-year-old college student gf