Okay, Here's The First Bit, I Definitely Want To Draw More Of This Because It's A Fantastic Idea!

My Personal Ranking of Primarchcest ships

(Fav - least fav)

Guilliman x Angron - Pure Hate fucking. No real kink, barely any after care. The only foreplay is an argument, or more often than not, it's just Angron trying to shut Guilliman up when he rambles about taxes

Magnus x Jagathai - In my opinion, the most wholesome of all the ships. Like they might get a bit freaky in the bedroom here and there but usually no more than light bdsm if that. They love being flirty and just being around each other. Magnus reads to Jagathai while the Khan works on his bikes

Fulgrim x Ferrus - A classic, the ship that got me into shipping the primarchs. Literally femboy x Muscle Daddy. Fulgrim has every kink and fetish under the sun, and Ferrus indulges him because he loves to make his brother happy. They also love going out on dates and being cute together.

Horus x Sanguinius - I know I'm gonna catch heat for this one. Sorry, @moociaoafterdark . It's not my least favourite, but I gotta admit it's like a good in-between of Fulgrim x Ferrus and Magnus x Jagathai. You have the wholesome playful interactions with a bit more spice than Magnuthai. Like Horusang aren't trying everything in Fulgrims playroom, but they are definitely in a sadist x masochist relationship.

Dorn x Perturabo: . I wanna say hate fucking but like it's only that for Perturabo and even then sometimes. They're both their own brand of autism and they'll get on each other's nerves, but honestly, as a couple They're pretty "solid".

Konrad x Vulkan: Honestly? This is like the last ship I'll actually push for. Even then, I'm on the fence. I think these two are a wombo combo of Angron x Guilliman and Sanguinius x Horus. Like Vulkan being a pure masochist who regeneration from anything x Sadistic horrific Konrad who's constantly coming up with more torture methods to use on Vulkan. Vulkan is more than willing to take the pain if it means curbing some of Konrad's more vile urges.

Alright, these next two ships are honourable mentions. I could take or leave them. I don't really ship SHIP them, but I think their relationships would be funny:

The Lion x The Twins- Both Legions and primarchs have their secrets and play things close to the chest. I can totally see El Johnson treating his relationship with the twins as his dirty little secret. He would also be one of the only people to know their are two, not one. You also get to throw in some Twincest free of charge.

Leman x Corax - I'm mainly doing this one for two reasons Loud bombastic jock x quiet sulky goth/emo and reason two is the relationship between Corvids and Wolves. It's one of the most iconic symbiotic relationships in the wild. I don't really have more than this.

Finally, you're no doubt to notice I've left 2 out(no, not the missing 2). Well, for them, I have my own personal headcannons.

Lorgar- Huge fuckin simp for Emps but is kinda heart broken when he finds out he can't fuck God. So he goes to whichever of the couples will have him for a threesome sometimes. He's almost as kinky as Fulgrim but is unabashedly the most deviant of all the brothers. Sometimes Leman obliged and cucks Lorgar while spitting on him. Sometimes Horus and Sanguinius need a whiny subby blood bank. Lorgar is just a massive pervert.

Finally the best for last! My fav primarch: Mortarion!!! - so I put this in the tags of my last post. I totally see morty as Ace, especially Aro/Ace, but he's not sex adverse. In fact, he loves masterbating and has a few kinks that would make Fulgrim blush. He's truly oblivious to his brother's relationships, but he loves to get behind closed doors and not shower for weeks while working it to his own rancid smell. He might torture some serfs with his smell while forces them to eat him out. (What? You thought Sanguinius was the only Trans masc?)

I'm so sorry, Moociao🥺

I just was trying a friendly nickname my bad!!!

Please forgive me 🙏🥺😭😭😭 I won't do it again!!!

…please continue Mpreg Sanguinius, I need to see Horus and him tackle the rest of their “children” development

*sigh* Well, since I'm in my HoruSang mood

Now, I like broody Sanguinius as much as everyone else, BUT, with him being part bird, it would actually make more sense for him to cling to Horus, since a lot of bird species actually has both parents raising their chicks.

Not that Horus minds it, of course. He LOVES being near Sanguinius knowing that he is carrying their children. Helps him get out of the armor if Sangy was wearing it during the "announcement", even though it's a job of the serfs. Gives him his bedroom, to rest and stay out for the time being. Lets Sanguinius just do whatever the hell he wants honestly so, while he is shocked when Sangy makes a nest, he doesn't mind it. Horus helps him even, brings him more blankets and pillows.

Now, since this is a clutch of eggs, this is not a normal pregnancy. When the eggs are out of their "mother's" body (Sanguinius hates being called a mother) both of them just kinda have a "now what?" look on their faces. Obviously those are not normal children, so no use in asking the serfs that are experienced mothers for help. They do the next logical thing and just keep the eggs warm. Obviously not sitting on them (even though the eggs are quite sturdy), but it's just Horus and Sanguinius laying in the nest and sharing their body warmth with the 5 eggs that they have. The process is made easier thanks to Sanguinius' wings.

And then they hatch. And thank the Throne they look like normal babies. Well, some have plumage and one even got wings, but otherwise? Completely normal and healthy children. Horus is crying from joy and stress. Sanguinius is crying from joy and stress. They're parents now. Actual parents. It's going to be so hard to explain this to the Emperor, but, surely, he won't do anything bad to his own grandchildren??

They can finally get the help of serfs that share the tips on raising children. How to hold them properly, what's normal for babies and what's not, what babies eat, HOW to feed them, how often, how babies sleep... There's so much and it's going to take time from the Crusade, so the two now somehow need to juggle parenting and xenocidal campaigns. But do Horus and Sanguinius regret having kids? Not in the slightest!

I promise this is probably as political as my blog is gonna get.

I recommend reading it all the way through.

Okay so incase anyone is not aware, I'm being let go from the military. I was told this past week. Ive been sitting with it and i wanted to share my thoughts.

No misconduct, no insubordination, no defying orders. I am being separated because I am trans. No, I'm not simplifying it down. It's because I'm trans, full stop.

I thought when I joined, I'd be protecting the country to which I call home. But it seems that country has betrayed me. This also doesn't just affect me. My freinds and coworkers are being forced out of their jobs. And all this isn't even a quarter. The orange shitbag in charge has been done.

He and his moronic VP had the audacity to insult the Ukrainian president to his face. The pure idiocy of letting an arrogant nazi meddle with capital funds. The bs of cutting off aid to vulnerable countries who have already been suffering for years. Aiding and abetting the invaders of those said countries. I mean this truly fuck this country.

And this all isn't only gonna affect our foreign allies and the "woke" but also the people who voted for the Toupee Tyrant. We are already seeing it with the loss of Medicare and medicaid. Trump voters in red states can't afford their medice or they're having to pay an arm and a leg for it.

The new S.A.V.E. act basically states that if you try to vote but ur current last name doesn't match the one on your birth certificate, you can't vote. Who will this mostly affect? Conservatives who believe the woman in a hetero marriage should take the man's last name.

Oh, and you also won't be able to vote showing ur State id/drivers licence. u need ur birth certificate and/or your passport. And an interesting fact, a study shows that a majority of republicans/conservatives don't have passports. And passports cost a decent amount. So have fun trying ngl to reflect him if u misplaced ur birth certificate.

Oh, and though it is to a far lesser extent, college students who voted for him. Their student financial aid is being cut if it isn't already.

What they, and by they I mean Donald Trump, VP Vance, Elon Musk(for some fuckin reason) and all the other rich 1% oligarchs, are doing is keep the masses uneducated, un medicated, and rivalled against each other.

I do not say all this to go, " HA HA, look at all those stupid republicans!"

NO!!!! I say this because we are each and every one of us in this together! We need to put our differences aside and look at what the people in power are really doing. Not what they say they are doing.

And this isn't even just a republicans call out. Democrats are to be blamed as well because they are just as much reactionaries as the republicans are.

The Dems in power care only for performative tolerance and only support the minorities living the "normal and morale" way.

Rich carrer politicians are the ones to blame! They are the enemy! They want us below them scrambling and fighting in the mud for scraps, so they walk on us and not even have to get their shoes dirty!

United, we stand against oppression! Divided, we fall!!!

Okay had a pretty shitty day so I decided to focus on making Bovine Juno.

Guilliman was one I was really worried about for this series only because I had no idea which animal to link with her

After I saw the reblog from @moociaoafterdark That introduced me to the link/meme of Ultramarines and Cows. And then I imagined her being one of the few primarchs not to go completely feral after her transformation.

She still has most of her mind in tack and has the same attitude as regular 40k Juno/Robuté, she's just more cowlike outwardly.

And how funny would it be that this transformation happens while/after her fulgrim induced coma.

This leads everyone to expect a completely human-like Juno, (entire murals and renditions and myths) only for her to show up like this!

Okay, I made my own Thunder Warrior OC: Aruora.

I don't have a bunch of personal lore for her yet, but I do kinda have a storyline where she gets a femboy/alt lesbian Drukari Fleshshaper partner. I imagine that they keep Aruora from falling apart and deteriorating. They constantly mock and tease her, saying how sloppily she is made and chiding her "maker" for how terrible she is.

I'll prob try drawing them tomorrow.

The day just got away from me so fast

Also, yes, her face/body structure was heavily inspired by the amazing @cosmic-cryptid-from-beyond

While I'm at it, please consider this:

If we assume the process of creating Thunder Warriors is similar (if not the same, just done more sloppy for the sake of quantity over quality) to the process of creating Custodes, then that means female Thunder Warriors are very much a possibility, just like how female Custodes were before becoming outright canon.

SO THAT MEANS IF I FEEL LIKE IT I'M FREE TO GENDERBEND KUZMAN INTO A GIANT BEAUTIFUL BUFF BUTCH HAG- *gets pulled off the stage by a comically large hook*

Literally, the non-Tumblr WH40k community, especially Reddit 40k fans.

well personally i like it when there’s incest and necrophilia and murder and cannibalism and abuse and torture and gore and mutilation and body horror and sexual depravity and death.

"On tonight's episode: Can Asenath juggle a meeting with the awakened council and a diplomacy meeting with the small critters who took over her world during the great sleep?!? And all at the same time?"

I love this concept, necrons will always be the funniest xeno to pov the galaxy from!

🎵Now I gotta figure out how to do it right🎵 🎵So much to learn and see!🎵

Phaerakh Asenath... not. But it's not like she has a choice who she can and can't be. A little oopsie happened during the Great Sleep and now "Asenath" is not who she really is. Where is the real Phaerakh? No clue. So, she's the leader now!

(Basically, imagine if all of a sudden your tough as nails political leader is accidentally replaced by a catgirl hacker. Asenath is a Necron equivalent of that)

Awww, so sweet ❤️🥹

Ferrus just lovin his lil bird

Fulgrim with his hand on what matters the most

While I'm at it, please consider this:

If we assume the process of creating Thunder Warriors is similar (if not the same, just done more sloppy for the sake of quantity over quality) to the process of creating Custodes, then that means female Thunder Warriors are very much a possibility, just like how female Custodes were before becoming outright canon.

SO THAT MEANS IF I FEEL LIKE IT I'M FREE TO GENDERBEND KUZMAN INTO A GIANT BEAUTIFUL BUFF BUTCH HAG- *gets pulled off the stage by a comically large hook*