Do You Think The First Bug To Pollinate A Plant Was Classified As A Monsterfucker By The Other Bugs

hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???

i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)

We should do this with all areas of science.

Could we bring dinosaurs to life? Maybe, so you should give more money to paleontologists to find out.

Can chemotherapy give people superpowers? We’ll never know if cancer researchers don’t have enough funding.

Could the key to living forever be in the human mind? Slip a twenty to your local psychiatrist to look into it.

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

new states just dropped and white supremacist sharks live there

THE LITTLE TAIL WAG!!!!! I’M DYING!!!!!!

"The bones are me colored! Now I look like you guys!" (✹▽✹)

Props to @6nimus9 for showing me a picture of this sweater XD

The two tracks werent synced right and it sounds like everything’s gone to shit at MTT Resort

funny shipping twitter meme but with narumitsu and it's an objection lol

Hey isn’t this that guy from Journey to the West?

How’d he make it to San Antonio’s Fiesta??

instructions unclear, journeyed too far west

LMK AU BUT PIGSY AND TANG ARE LITERALLY JUST WRIGHTWORTH