rythespy

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The sky does occasionally look beautiful though.

the sunset over metropolis cannot be topped. srry gotham

Considering regular FDA regulations (or lack thereof), it was already poisoned. They just added a bit of spice.

someone poisoned the food again. yippee.

Found them.

To the person who left a bottle of weed killer on my balcony: count your days.

To the person who left a bottle of weed killer on my balcony: count your days.

Ah. Well, if you ever need assistance I’m not afraid to throw hands with a vigilante.

Hey, I've got your phone. Red Hood decided to send it to the archives. It'll be back by tonight.

Oh thank goodness. I can pick it up if that’s easier. The vines are a little hostile towards visitors right now.

Oh. Should I be concerned? I gotta baseball bat if you need some help.

Hey, I've got your phone. Red Hood decided to send it to the archives. It'll be back by tonight.

Oh thank goodness. I can pick it up if that’s easier. The vines are a little hostile towards visitors right now.

Hey, I've got your phone. Red Hood decided to send it to the archives. It'll be back by tonight.

Oh thank goodness. I can pick it up if that’s easier. The vines are a little hostile towards visitors right now.

You should have seen him dangling from the balcony.

Actually, there’s probably CCTV footage somewhere. Do with that information what you will.

Do you think the bats might see some of the fan-fiction we write? I was gonna start writing some, but what if they see it? Is it worth the risk?

Sorry I took forever to respond, the fucking Red Hood took my phone. I was sitting out on the balcony and he just…took it? Hopped on the railing and snatched it. The vines got it back, but wtf? Anyways, just started working on it.

Do you think the bats might see some of the fan-fiction we write? I was gonna start writing some, but what if they see it? Is it worth the risk?

Yes.

Do you think the bats might see some of the fan-fiction we write? I was gonna start writing some, but what if they see it? Is it worth the risk?

Bruce Wayne x Batman fan-fiction it is then.

Do you think the bats might see some of the fan-fiction we write? I was gonna start writing some, but what if they see it? Is it worth the risk?

Thank you for the idea, JJ. Imma get started on this right away.

Do you think the bats might see some of the fan-fiction we write? I was gonna start writing some, but what if they see it? Is it worth the risk?

Holy shit! You’re onto something there. So much angst potential!

Do you think the bats might see some of the fan-fiction we write? I was gonna start writing some, but what if they see it? Is it worth the risk?

Always.

Do you think the bats might see some of the fan-fiction we write? I was gonna start writing some, but what if they see it? Is it worth the risk?

Ah, good to know. I might write a Batman x Bruce Wayne fic then.

Do you think the bats might see some of the fan-fiction we write? I was gonna start writing some, but what if they see it? Is it worth the risk?

Do you think the bats might see some of the fan-fiction we write? I was gonna start writing some, but what if they see it? Is it worth the risk?

It really depends on what kind. I would recommend wearing gear if you’re flying, long sleeves and pants as well to prevent any potential contact with irritating foliage.

Flying is really hard....

Also ...anyone know if evergreen bushes give rashes?

Can someone please tell me why HARLEEN FUCKING QUINZEL just thanked me? First the clay pots and now rogues thanking me. Also, I think I just saw the Red Hood on a roof top across from my apartment…should I be concerned?

Just got back home from work and there are a bunch of clay pots on my balcony???

Just woke up to this news report. I’m already on GCPD’s radar so…wish me luck folks.

Almost got mugged by some fucker in an alleyway. I rocked his shit with the clay pot I just bought.

Almost got mugged by some fucker in an alleyway. I rocked his shit with the clay pot I just bought.

Sorry you got arrested for a stupid reason but then again poison ivy exists.

- :-(

Look, I’m not even upset about being detained. I’m upset because it wasn’t even an exotic plant. It was an Aloe. If I’m going to be arrested, at least book me for the right reason.

Guess who just got detained and questioned by GCPD for “unlawful possession of an exotic plant on public property”

So how’s it going with the vines?

Pretty good. Although I think I’m under bat surveillance.

There should be an apartment building with a single apartment overrun with plants. The other apartments look normal. I’d rather not give street names because I know that the bats frequently check all forms of social media and I like my plants. I don’t really require compensation, but you’re welcome to come say hello.

I think my plants are talking to me. It might just be some of the fear toxin that was released an hour ago tho.

So, I have discovered that fear toxin is not very fun for a transplant! I think I saw some odd variation of God. I saw the eyes. Oh, the eyes. They seemed to look into my very being. I saw stars from galaxies eons away from ours. I watched the world burn and couldn’t do anything to stop it. I think I’ll stick to the talking plants next time.

I think my plants are talking to me. It might just be some of the fear toxin that was released an hour ago tho.

Yeah, I’ll go do that. Would you like me to take notes about my experience while under the influence of the toxin? On a side note, I recommend being careful traversing this area, I saw some of the Bats patrolling.

I think my plants are talking to me. It might just be some of the fear toxin that was released an hour ago tho.

Dr. Isley hasn’t been around my area since my landlord went missing. I would recommend you check your chemicals, just to be sure. I much prefer fear toxin to acid trips.

I think my plants are talking to me. It might just be some of the fear toxin that was released an hour ago tho.

I think my plants are talking to me. It might just be some of the fear toxin that was released an hour ago tho.

Ever get those vines cleared out?

Nope. Oddly enough they’ve started helping me around the apartment. It’s actually pretty cool. Thanks for checking in though.