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The Family Meet and Greet

Damian Wayne x Reader

Request/Summary: Hey hun! I wanted to send in a request for Damian Wayne x reader. Maybe reader being introduced to the family/the family finding out about them?

A/n: Honestly I can’t tell if the picture is Tim or Damian.

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Damian is a pretty private person and doesn’t intend to do an awkward meet and greet with his beloved girlfriend.

He knew that all of his family members would find out one way or another anyway.

Dick Grayson:

It wouldn’t take a genius detective to know that Damian is asking for advice for his love life.

Damian sits in his hero costume, hunched over as his legs dangle over the side of the building. His eyes evade Dicks, a red hue spreading across the tips of his ears.

A soft smile embellishes Dicks lips as he sees his younger brother whom is typically egocentric, now looking timid and shy for the first time ever.

“So my friend started seeing someone recently and he had this dilemma on if he should keep seeing her or not because on one hand he has all this baggage he doesn’t want to burden her with and on the other hand he just can’t bring himself to break things off with her.”

“So this girl your seeing-“ Damian’s eyes bulge, snapping his neck towards Dick, acting too defensively.

“Ugh, are you not listening Grayson? I said it’s about my friend.”

“Right, right, I forgot. My bad…” Dick think’s carefully on his words. “Sounds like your friend is a classic over-thinker. Relationships are far from logical, it’s all based on feelings. It might be hard for your friend, but just enjoy it for what it is.” Damian sits and stares off over the Gotham skyline looking unconvinced. “Look Dames, there is no right answer. Just do what feels right.”

Leaning back into his palms he stares in amusement at his beloved younger brother continues pining in anguish.

“So… how long do we keep pretending that we aren’t talking about you? Can I see a picture?” Damian rolls his eyes with a sigh, sliding his phone out of his pocket, he taps on the screen silently before shoving his phone into Dicks hands.

There laid the image a happy couple. Damian’s arms wrapped around your shoulder. The dark city filtering behind the brightly lit couple, forever captured in permanent laughter.

Dick, initially keen to tease the cheesy photo before him, now silent in pure aw to see the genuine smile, Damian’s eyes lit in adoration.

“Do not tell anyone Grayson. I will share the news when I am ready.”

Tim Drake:

The little rat has been acting rather odd.

Tim tried talking about it to Dick but he just kept evading his questions by pathetically redirecting his attention with someone else’s random drama.

They’re both acting weird and secretive, and there is no way Tim is going to be kept out of such an intriguing mystery.

Usually Tim would just stalk his targets, but this is Damian we are talking about. It is incredibly difficult, if not impossible to track Damian without him noticing. Starting with Damian’s social media, Tim pin points all of the photo locations and begins to visit each site one at a time. He hacks the local cameras and reviews the footage from around the date the photo was uploaded.

Low and behold, footage of Damian smooshing his face into another ladies face….

Whelp, Tim was certainly not expecting to see such a DISGUSTING display of affection. YUCK.

He didn’t even know the rat could even feel those types of feelings.

Tim, now laying on his bed cuddled up to a pillow is looking… traumatised.

Sometimes, it’s better just not to know.

Barbara Gordon

No freaking way.

Barbara could not believe her very eyes.

When completing a Internet background check on the Wayne family to scrub any suspicious allegations or accusations, Babs found the Holy Grail of finds.

An account with a mysterious woman with months worth of photos with the Wayne’s local angsty brat, Damian Freaking Wayne.

When completing a generic photo match search. Lovey, dovey poses with Damian and a girl by the name Y/n flashed up on the screen.

This is juicy! To tell Bruce or not to tell Bruce, that is the question.

Jason Todd

Disgusting. Absolutely foul.

It’s a random Tuesday evening when Jason jumps roof tops only to discover a couple making out all hot and heavy.

Their bodies tangling together as the man rips his shirt off. The girl sliding her hands along his abdomen before landing on his belt buckle.

The man then slides his hands from the back of her neck to her ass, giving it a needy grope before sliding his hands to the back of her thighs, lifting the woman with ease and pressing her against the wall.

This is hilarious, they have no idea Gothams most infamous Vigilante has caught them about to get down and dirty on Gothams roof top.

Jason sat down and ate his figurative pop-corn in humourous delight, until his eyes adjust.

“Ain’t no FUCKING way!” Jason yells, humours delight now churning into a disturbed nausea. He swallowed the bile raising up in his throat.

Pulling out his phone he calls Damian. Panting breaths filter through the phone, only furthering Jason’s disgust.

“What?! I’m in the middle of-“

“I know what your in the middle of you sick bastard! Take it indoors!” The line goes quite for just a moment. “Little freak, your family patrols the roof tops you know, ugh, I can’t - I’m having a flash back to Selina and Bru- ugh I’m gonna vomit.”

Duke

“Finally!” Duke announces, hoping over the back of the couch and sprawling out on the soft cushions of the plush couch. Without a second to spare Duke switches the TV on to watch the latest episode of his favourite show.

“Thomas-“

“No talking!” Duke wholesomely announces, crossing his arms over his chest.

“My phone… forget it.” Damian grumbles, seeing Dukes eyes glued to the TV. Squishing further into the cushions, Duke feels the uncomfortable poke of a hard object pressing into his rib.

Wrenching the wretched object from its place, Duke holds a phone. His haphazard fingers pressing into the screen which lights up and shows the text of a person named Y/n.

Y/n: Can’t wait for our date tonight, I miss your handsome face xx

Dukes cheeks heats up, seeing a private message he shouldn’t have seen. Damian is incredibly private and may murder Duke for accidentally learning something he wasn’t suppose to.

Wiping any evidence of his fingers touching the phone Duke places the phone back between the cushions.

Best if he just abandons his show for now for a tactical retreat.

Bruce Wayne

God, why are his kids so weird?

Seriously? Out of all 20 of them, not a single one was normal…

Sitting at the head of the dinner table, he watches his children talk amoungst themselves in weird cryptic speeches.

“Do you know what I know?” Tim asks intensely, the broccoli wedged on his fork, pointing at Dick, who stares back wide-eyed.

“I don’t know anything … why what do you know?” Dick says scanning the rest of the room to see if they somehow knew what Dick was referring to.

“I can’t share what I know, but just know it. Is. Juicy.” Babs announces with a sly and taunting grin.

“I don’t know anything, I didn’t even want to see it. Oh god, I’m feeling queasy.” Jason says crossing his arms over his stomach.

“IDidntSeeAnythingEither.” Duke announces quickly, and begins to quickly Hoover his dinner.

Damian sighs, massaging his temples at his idiotic siblings.

“So I take it that you have all found out about Y/n?” Bruce asks calmly, slowly sawing into the plump steak on his plate.

The room falls dead silent as all heads turn towards Bruce, surprised that he knew and surprised that he had the guts to say what everyone else was thinking.

“Father, how do you know about Y/n?”

“… I’m Batman.”

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guys I’m literally in a hotel room with a girl i barely know. It’s so awkward in here I can’t wait to go home💀💀

can't sleep, so here we go for another Dr. Stone hdc request!

Rank the characters (mains?+ Ryusui, the best sailor boi) from top to bottom of how easy it is to make them laugh. From smiling, chuckling to outright wheezing or anything in between.

Feel free to ignore and thank you

hello 🚙 anon! Thank you for your patience! I had a great time writing this so I hope you enjoy as well💕

Laughing headcanons💕

Senku(5)

Gives a good chuckle here and there but doesn’t normally laugh that much

EXCEPT

When you tell a really corny science joke

Dude tries to keep it together but will bust out laughing 

Especially when you say one out of nowhere

“You’re a really good chemist senku.”

“Thanks”

“Probably because you’re always working with SOLUTIONS :D”

His head turns away so fast as he’s trying to hide his smile and all you can hear is little snort coming from him

This of course makes you start to laugh and then that makes him laugh more

He hates his laugh but it’s so cute!

Tsukasa(6)

He gives a smile or a soft huff but doesn’t normally laugh

I honestly can’t think of any situation where he would genuinely laugh unless it’s with Mirai

She’ll be telling him about her day or tell him a really childish joke and he’ll just smile and giggle from her excitement 

Sam goes with pretty much anyone when they’re talking about something 

But Tsukasa will really give it his best laugh for mirai 

Taiju (1):

Does not take that much to get this guy to laugh

You could say something really stupid and he’d bust out laughing 

Always smiling and telling dumb jokes of his own

“Hey Senku why did the chicken cross the road?”

“Why Taiju 😑”

“TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!! AHHHHHAJAHAHHABAJSIMSDNKS”

Yeah no surprise there

Yuzuriha(3)

Has the cutest laugh!!!

I think she’ll mainly laugh at funny stories people have told her or if she hears other people laughing 

Of course she’ll giggle at Taiju’s antics as well

She’s always smiling 

Gen(4)

Chuckles at people’s pain 😀

You (or anyone) could be walking and struggling to carry a dozen boxes. Fall on your face and he starts busting out laughing 

Of course the pouty look doesn’t make him laugh any less it might make him laugh more

Eventually he’ll come and help you 

His laugh is super high pitched 

When’s he’s bragging or talking about how dumb someone else is he evilly laughs

Ryusui(2)

Same as Taiju, always laughing

Maybe not at everything though, but definitely for most things

Smiles when you smile 

Laughs when you laugh 

Y know when you’re in class and lock eyes with your best friend and you both start busting out laughing? That’s you and Ryusui

Senku will be having a meeting with you taking notes for the generals when you look at Ryusui and Ryusui looks at you and the both of you just lose it 

Senku is so annoyed that he either tells you both to leave or bans you from taking notes for them anymore anymore

And ofc the both of you will always giggle when you’re falling asleep together 

But sometimes his laugh scares you, especially when you’re so focused on something and all you hear is “HAHAHA Y/N GUESS WHAT I FOUND!!!”

But when he tries to quiet down his laugh it sounds like an evil kitten

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look at him he is just a silly lil babie

sometimes my Beloved Mutuals will rb a post about a certain character archetype and i will have to physically restrain myself from saying “yeah you would say that wouldn’t you”

He's so stupid in a clever way I love himmm-