Guys This May Sound Stupid But I Always Thought The Song Was Night ON Fire Not Night OF Fire. Am I Crazy???

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

Oooh, I'm so happy how the how you wrote the request! However, if you want angst, then I have some ideas!

Xeno and Stanley partner chose to deflect to go protect the kingdom of science, but they ended up dying protecting them, either by their hands or under their commands. Once they are revived, they feel uneasy around them after the peace treaty.

- 🧨 anon

hi 🧨 anon! I was digging through the depths of my mind for this one so I’m sorry if it’s not that good. I only did Xeno for this one because I found both of the stories to be really similar. Pls enjoy🩷

ANGSTY XENO  SCENARIO ‼️💔

Xeno: North America Arc

You walk through the castle, guards and citizens alike bowing before you. You definitely haven’t gotten used to it, sure you had fans in the past that would try to grab at you or cry when you smiled at them, but they never looked afraid. The new member, Gen, follows you. You were in charge of making sure he wasn’t doing anything suspicious. “Say y/n Chan~ what’s with you and Xeno anyway? He seems cruel to everyone else, even that Stanley fellow, but he seems to be very fond of you.” You can’t help but giggle. His words made you think about the ways Xeno treated you differently from the others. Where as he would much rather work he still sits next to you as the both of you watched some type of romcom or when he thanked you for listening to his long rambles about elegant science while he forces everyone else to suck it up and listen. “He’s my husband. Of course he’s going to be less cruel to me, even though I don’t see his actions as particularly cruel.” Gen’s face visibly changed from curiosity to confusion. That happened a lot. “Quiet now please,” you tell Gen, “Xeno needs to ask you some things.” As soon as you walk into the lab, Xeno asks one strong question to Gen. “Who’s their scientist?” You see Gen freeze for only a moment, then he shouts, “DR. TAIJU OF COURSE!” That’s all Xeno needed to hear. After he calls the “junior scientist” he does something unusual to you, “will you leave for just a moment y/n?” Puzzled is the best way to describe your look, but nevertheless you left them anyway. You werent stupid though, you knew something was up, so you carefully listened in. You could barely hear their faint whispers, only getting snippets of their conversation. Junior. Stanley. Water. Gen. Target. Luna. Nitrogen. Everything else is a mystery. You see Stanley walk out and call for Luna, Carlos, and Max. Xeno slowly comes out and looks at you. “Don’t fret love,” he takes your hand and kisses it, “all will be alright.” “What’s going on Xeno? This isn’t like you.” “I just want to make sure this junior science brigade doesn’t get in the way of our plans.” He kisses your cheek and walks away leaving you more confused than you were before. You feel a tap on your shoulder, you turn to see Gen. he motions for you to get closer to him, which you do. In one small whisper, he says, “they’re going to kill Dr Taiju.” Your breath catches in your throat, but you don’t care. You start to run. You can’t let this happen! You won’t!

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You make it to their ship, right as Ryusui yells, “Sniper!” Quick which one is Dr Taiju?? You frantically look, but you notice him. You’ve only met him once, but that one time was enough. Man he’s grown so much, it really felt like yesterday he was in the conference room eating the cookies you made while he waited for his father. The way he spouted about going to space with a goofy grin on his face. Boy did he remind you of Xeno. Xeno? Why was he doing this? Does he really know what he’s doing? Does he know the real scientist is Senku? Stanley’s about to strike and you need to help him! Quickly! You sprint. “Senku!” The boy’s head turned, shocked. You hear the sound of the gun. You push Senku out of the way, then, all you feel is pain. “Y/N!!”

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“Stanley, what happened? Stanley!” All Xeno could hear was Stanley’s heavy breathing. “Stanley! Get ahold of yourself! You act like you’ve never done this before! What’s going on?!” Stanley’s breath is still heavy. “Xeno I… I didn’t mean… where did she come from?” “What the hell are you…” He looks around the room, again, and again, and again. His eyes meet Gen’s “Where’s y/n?” Nervously Gen speaks, “she ran out of the castle… she heard what you were doing and…” “Get. Out.” Gen doesn’t hesitate to leave. Xeno turn back to the mic. “Tell me you didn’t shoot her Stan… please… tell me you killed the scientist…” “I’m sorry Xeno…” is all Stanley could say. All Stanley could hear was Xeno fall to the ground. “Weren’t you the highest rank sniper in the whole military?!! You said you could do it and you failed! How could you hit her?!!!! Damn you! You better hope she’s ok or I’ll make you suffer you asshole!! Damn it damn it damn it!!!!! Y/n please…please survive! I’m sorry…. I’m so sorry….”

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You wake up to Luna sitting by your side. “She’s waking up!” You instantly feel a hand on yours. Your body moves on its own, quickly getting up and grabbing Luna, pushing her behind you. “Luna get out of here! He might hurt you!” Luna looks at the man was just sitting beside you. Xeno’s face looks distraught. The fear in your eyes makes his heart ache. Xeno reaches his hand out to you. The closer his hand gets, the more fear appears on your face. “Luna you need to get out of here!” You say as you try to push her away. “Go hurry!” You hear the door swing open. “What’s all the damn commotion??” You all look to see Senku standing in the doorframe annoyed. Immediately, you run to him holding him in your arms. “Oh thank God you’re alive!” Annoyance radiates off of Senku’s face, but he still allows you to hold him. “Senku! You have to get out of here! He’s gonna try to kill you again!” Xeno reaches out to you once more, only to for you to flinch away from him. “Why’re you so afraid y/n?” Xeno asks, “I’m your husband, I l-“ “No you’re not. You’re not the man I married.” Without hesitation you throw your wedding ring at him, take Senku’s hand, and leave without looking back. He’s lost you.

I love listening to Initial D vocal battle and imagining all the characters at karaoke night

Like Takeshi sings Back on the Rocks and then while Itsuki is up singing Night Fever Shingo's like "I'll DESTROY you in karaoke, watch this" and then goes up to sing Don't Stand So Close while glaring at Takeshi the whole time

Hello! Are your requests still open? If so, then may I ask a Stanley x reader where reader is an international student and xeno's fam is their host family? (you can toss in sum platonic xeno hcs too or smth) 😔😔😔

(YES THIS IS SPECIFIC THIS SCENARHAS BEEN ON MY MIND FOR AGESSS. No I'm not an in this situation I'm just curious on the take of an xreader where instead of being an actual sibling of another character they're a host sibling or sibling figure CAUSE I ALMOST NEVER SEE THOSE IM SORRY FOR DUMPINGG AHHHH)

ALSO IF REQUESTS ARE CLOSED THEN PLS IGNOREE

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hello🐝 anon! I tried to make it for whatever country or place they came from so I hope you enjoy!🫶🫶

Stanley x Xeno’s Exchange student Sibling💘

Let’s talk your relationship with Xeno first 

He literally decided to be part of the program because he wanted extra help with his work without complaint

But when a very energetic, loud, hyper student came to the door he wanted to throw you in a box and put a return to sender sticker on it 

Surprisingly though, he gets use to the loudness, and even finds it hard to work without it

His once boring office gets turned into a museum of things and pictures you made, consisting of the custom made picture frame of the two of you at a conference he took you to, the random sticky notes saying motivational words like, “keep up the good work bro :D” to a little less motivation with, “if you leave the toilet seat up again I’m gonna smash all of your equipment >:(”, and even a nice green couch you can just come and sit on if you’re ever bored or need help with your homework 

It honestly doesn’t take him long to start seeing you less as a helper and more of an actual sibling

As I’ve said before, I think Xeno has a fine line between his work life and his actual life, so since you were just supposed to be his apprentice he didn’t introduce you to Stanley

But as he’s built a relationship with you, he’d be thinking of ways to introduce the two of you

He decides to do something a little out of the ordinary for himself and you… A GOOD OLD AMERICAN FOOTBALL GAME

I headcanon that Stanley really likes football and is one of those guys with the jersey and yells at the tv

You go to a game with Xeno and you see Stanley sitting and scrolling on his phone 

Xeno introduces you two, explaining who each of you are

“Nice to meet you, Stanley! Xeno talks highly of you!”

“I can say the same for you Ms y/n.”

Ofc Stanley just gets super loud and obnoxious about the game and starts cheering, screaming, and cussing lol

Ofc if you’re foreign or don’t understand football that well you’ll have questions that Stanley’s more than happy to answer

He notices you just randomly cheering with him and getting mad when he gets mad

Then he notices your face, your laugh, and ofc your smile 

After that he starts asking Xeno about you more

“What’s y/n doing today?”

“Is y/n at school right now?”

“Is y/n gonna stop by the lab?”

The same could be said about you too

“How long have you and Stanley known each other?”

“Is Stanley coming over?”

“Do you think Stanley would want some food? I’ll pack extra just in case!”

He really doesn’t think much about it at first

He’s just happy that the two people he cares about like each other 

But he started noticing something when the two of you start hanging out with each other…without him

“Stanley what’re you doing here?”

“Oh y/n said that they wanted to pick strawberries so I thought I’d take them.”

Or

“Where’re you going y/n?”

“There’s this rock band I’ve always wanted to see so Stanley’s taking me!”

That’s when it clicks to him

Xeno goes to you first

“Are you and Stanley in a relationship?”

“Pfft I wish”

Que you making him sit there and letting you rant on how much you like Stanley while you’re kicking your feet and twirling your hair

Then he asks Stanley

“Y/n? I mean they are very beautiful, not in a weird way ofc, but we aren’t together. Why? Did they say something?”

He’ll take that as a yes

Xeno literally just puts you two together one day and just spills the beans for you two

All he asks is that you both take care of each other and if Stanley does anything bad he swears he’ll never breathe again-

Your relationship didn’t really change much when you became a couple 

He definitely gets more touchy feely though 

You’ll be standing there literally just minding your own business and you’ll feel an arm sneak across your waist

Or you’ll be chilling on the couch together and he’ll do the cheese yawn and wrap his arm around you but he makes it seem like the hottest thing ever

He tries to take you out every week or every other week

When you come home, standing on your porch and you and Stanley are tryna say bye to each other, one kiss normally leads to two which normally leads to a small make out session 

This queues Xeno flicking on and off the porch lights, still irritated that he has to continue to pull you two off of each other 

You, Xeno, and Stanley still have your little hang outs though and Xeno doesn’t have to scrape you and Stanley apart

You and Stanley do feel bad cause he has 3rd wheeled sometimes, you two have even thought about making a plan for him to go out with someone

Stanley loves your voice, whether you’re gossiping with him or just talking about your day he can listen to you days on end

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Guys quick psa. Like I love you guys so much. You guys are my first type of online friends ever and everyone in this fandom is so sweet bro like I’m sure I haven’t had a full conversation with like all of you but you all are so important to me. Anyway sorry for this I just had to get it off my chest lol🩷💕🌸💖

are you well known in your fandom?

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?