s-wfish
They/Them /i just reblog and shitpost then cri/
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TECHNOBLADE IN THE GALLERY!!
The reception for my BFA thesis is TONIGHT! I’ve definitely fallen off of posting regularly here, but I will share process updates as soon as I have some more free time.
but HE’S FINALLY DONE!!!
Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7
Derapchu fanboys before and after meeting Martyn InTheLittleWood
(reading chat): "Are you going to meet InTheLittleWood?" Derapchu: Should I go meet up with him? Where is he? (reading chat): "At spawn probably," "he's writing lore in the library." Derapchu: Wait, is it okay to pull up to him while he's writing lore? (aside) I should probably sleep as well, in game. (reading chat): "Yeah, he won't mind." Derapchu: Dude, I'm scared, guys, I'm gonna meet the guy that helped me beat Fortnite. He finished my--you know, he's the person that allowed me to finish my battle pass every season? Like, he means a lot to me. Okay? He means a lot to me. He helped me out with my Fortnite battle pass back in season four, five, six, seven, etcetera. (five seconds of silence) (reading chat): "W parasocial." Derapchu: Yeah, I might be. (reading chat): "Derap--Derapchu and Martyn Fortnite stream when." Derapchu: Oh my god, that would actually be fire during the sub-a-thon. Fuck, you actually bring up a really good (deep inhale, pulling away from his mic) Oooh, I actually wanna do that on stream. That would actually be so funny. That--oh my god. Dude, m-me as a twelve year old would be like, "what the fuck." Like (laughs) wait, that'd actually be fire. Waittttt, oh my god, dude, I actually gotta do that, bro, I actually gotta do that. Fuck me, bro. (reading chat): "I love being parasocial." Derapchu: Jesus. (reading chat): "Ask him to do that." Derapchu: (softly, away from his mic) Fuck. (normal) I'd have to-I'd have to become friends with him first. (five seconds of silence) Do I just shoot my shot today? Guys, this feels like as if I'm asking out my crush on a date, bro. (through laughter) I actually might shoot my shot right now. Fuck me bro, I might have to. This feels like I'm asking out my crush bro, fuck, fuck bro. Fuck. (leaves the nether and starts taking damage from being inside something) (aside) Where the fuck--okay, wait wait wait. (takes a deep breath) (starts whispering) Okay. Guys guys guys guys, everyone lock in, everyone lock in, everyone lock in. (sucks in a breath through his teeth) Okay. Okay. (eight seconds of silence as he watches Beky enter the library, and then crosses himself on camera) Everyone lock in, everyone lock in, lock in lock in lock in. (exhales)
Beky: Hello. Derapchu: Hello! Hey B-Bekyamon. Beky: Sup? Derapchu: No-nothing much, just-- Beky: Hi. Derapchu: --just visiting the-the library. Yup. Beky: Oh. Yup. Okay, cool. Derapchu: Yeah. Beky: Did you need something? Need a book, or...? Derapchu: No, no, I'm just, I'm just looking around, yeah. Beky: Okay. Do-don't touch him. Careful with that axe of yours. Derapchu: Oh! Sorry, no, I'll put my weapons away, yeah, my bad, my bad, yeah. Beky: He keeps the lights on. (two seconds of silence) Derapchu: What? Beky: He...powers all the lights. Like. Derapchu: Ohhh, oh, he-he powers all-- Beky: --like perpetual motion. Derapchu: --he powers all the lights, I see, I see. Beky: Mhm. Derapchu: Yeah, okay, I wo-wo-I won't, I won't put him down, yeah, okay. Beky: Yeah, don't do that. That would suck. Derapchu: Uh huh. Okay! Beky: Um--you good? You working on anything at the moment? You leveling, or--? Derapchu: No, no, nah, I'm just looking around, yeah. Beky: Oh, okay, fair. Derapchu: (mutes up, starts screaming, almost hysterically) Ohh, it's so embarrassing, it's so embarrassing, oh my fucking god. Holy fuck you. (normal tone) Okay.
Derapchu: (unmuted) Excuse me? Mister InTheLittleWood? Martyn: Hello? Derapchu: Hi there! Hey, what's up man? Martyn: Hi, what's up? Derapchu: Heyyy, man. Yeah. Um. Dude, I just wanna say. I really loved watching your Fortnite tutorial videos back in like, 2017. (Martyn laughs) They helped me out--Like, no, genuinely, from twenty eig--seventeen, to like, 2020, like, oh my god, I remember, like, every time, there was like, a Fortnite tutorial thing, I was like, "dude, I-I need to go watch InTheLittleWood." And it'd be like, (emulating Martyn) "Hello everybody!" (Martyn laughs again) "It's me, InTheLittleWood, Martyn--" (Martyn laughs harder) and I'd watch all your tutorials, it was great. I--big fan. Just gotta say that. Big fan, bro. Martyn: Thanks man. Derapchu: Yeah, yeah man. Martyn: Oohh.
Derapchu: InTheLitt--I have one last thing I wanna ask you. Martyn: Yeah man? Derapchu: Would you ever potentially play--Fortnite with me, and-and like, you know. At some point. And run up duos. Martyn: I mean, I don't see why not. Derapchu: Really?! Re-oh my god, really? Martyn: Yeah, don't see why not. I-we got a new season coming out, right? Derapchu: I-I don't--you would know better than me, I-I haven't played in a while. Martyn: I-I don't know, I haven't played in, like, years. (he laughs) Derapchu: Oh, really, okay. Martyn: Let me see, "Fortnite new se--" when's the new season? Derapchu: I-I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Martyn: Uhhhh-- (Derapchu mutes up to laugh gleefully) Oh, to be fair, I think there is literally a new season out in like, the coming days, like. Season-er, chapter six, season...three, it's saying? I'm literally just Googling the news to see what it says. Derapchu: Oh my gosh, I would love to play, this would be awesome. Martyn: Oh yeah, like, literally like the downtime's like, today or tomorrow. Derapchu: Oh, no way! Martyn: But yeah, I'm down for having a little-having a little dabble. Derapchu: Okay! Bet! Martyn: Sick. Derapchu: Would you be down to play in a few days? Just like, a few games. Martyn: Yeah, absolutely-- Derapchu: Yes, yes! Martyn: --yeah yeah, I'm game. Derapchu: Okay, alright. Good luck Mister...uh. Do I call you Martyn, or are we still on "InTheLittleWood" basis? For-are we first name basis now-- Martyn: Martyn's good, you can call me T-G. Stands for "That Guy." Derapchu: Ahhhhh, Big T-G, bro. Martyn: It's up to people what they wanna go with. Derapchu: TG. Martyn: Big TG, that's what I like. Derapchu: Big TG bro. Alright, big TG, I'll see you soon, bro. It was nice meeting you. Martyn: Nice. You too, see you in a bit! Derapchu: Alright, bye Bekyamon. Beky: Bye, bye bye.
Derapchu: (muted up, his face close to the mic in excitement) Oh my god! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, guys, oh my god oh my god, wait guys, guys, oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god. It was-I just met InTheLittleWood, oh my god oh my fucking god. Oh my g-(normal tone) okay, alright, alright, now-now I'm not parasocial, now-now-now I'm nonchalant now. Now I'm actually nonchalant now. I'm actually like, mad nonchalant now. (sucks in a breath) Yeah yeah yeah. I'm actually like, mad nonchalant now. (sighs out) Type shit. Type shit, type shit. (exhales) Type shit. (sighs out) Type shit, you feel me? Type shit, yup. Type shit, yup. Type shit. (clears his throat)
Can wait for the mini block to arrive.
It's gonna be awesome.
Congratulations! You’re our Lord now :3
local woman plays minecraft and accidentally gains social power. more at 11
Guys i don’t want to optimize you if you still care about genocide in gaza .
But the news saying the ceasefire agreement is done and they will maybe tomorrow Announce it .
Best thing is the isareli army will withdraw from all Gaza Strip that’s mean the Rafah border crossing will back to work again so i need your support your help so I could take my brother Mohammed out to be with his Son Zayed and his wife.
And didn’t told you before my brother Omar engaged and His fiancee still in north gaza. He asked me alot to tel you about her so he can also be with the love of his life.
Don’t think your contribution is small even the one dollar helps . Sharing also helping.
Playing Papa sushiria again lately, still pretty good.
We be sketching
All of you here on Tumblr, don't miss this before you do something. How long will you remain silent? While we die before your eyes? Have you experienced losing your health? Have you experienced losing your feet? Have you experienced losing your family? Have you experienced your children dying of hunger? Think carefully, move your hearts. This is enough. Our hearts are crying. No to silence. React here, click on the heart, donate here 🍁 I depend on your donations to live.
✅️vetted here by @nabulsi
And here by @90-ghost
off on a misadventure! (killing your sheep)
By now, you all must have seen the news that Gaza had officially run out of food, as one of the main aid suppliers in Gaza, World Food Program, had announced that their stock has been completely depleted, leaving just a few days for community kitchens to function.
This comes after more than 50 days (and counting) of Israel's complete closure of the borders, preventing food and medicine, among other life essentials, from entering Gaza. There are children crying out of hunger with trucks loaded with over 100,000 tons of food mere minutes away from them, which Israel continues to prevent from entering besieged Gaza.
This also comes after Israel had deliberately destroyed swaths of farmlands in Gaza, specifically targeting them with bombs and chemical weapons that destroy the chance of growing crops. Israel also made sure bakeries are destroyed as well as water sources.
Diabolical is an understatement when it comes to the Zionist entity.
There are still things you can do. On top of raising awareness and protesting when possible, independent organisations like APN are working directly with farmers in Gaza to rehabilitate the agricultural sector and restore local food systems to combat famine, counter the blockade and build food sovereignty. You can donate to their Revive Gaza's Farmlands initiative here.
Additionally, keep in mind that this means whatever food supplies remain available in Gaza now cost astronomical amounts of money, so keep sharing and donating to individual fundraising campaigns. Gazafunds is a good source if you're not sure where to start. Remember that your donations and shares are often the only source of hope for these families.
Little dwarven man fishing
idk anything about the realm but i wanted to draw dwarven martyn
(in the background, you can faintly here the lyrics "I got the fattest ass in Queens, bitch, and we really getting money") Martyn: Look at that. (he realizes what song came on, and presses pause to laugh) What did I just hear in that song? Hold on. I'm here like doing…nerdy Minecraft modpack stuff, and in the background all I hear is, "I got the fattest ass, I make loads of money," (he turns the volume on the song up, and presses play) (I got the fattest ass in Queens, bitch) Martyn: (echoing) In Queens, bitch (and we really getting money) Martyn: Mhm. (big) That's right! (he pauses the music) You wanna see the fattest ass in Misadventures? Look at this. Look at this, ready, ready, hold on, uh, nope, oh no, am I not in the right setting? Hold on, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. I got it. I got it. Ready for this? Let's go like this. I want-I want ass cam, that's what I want, how do-how do I do this. Hold on, wait wait wait, up to there…yes, yes, this is what we-this is what the people want, this is what the people want. Oh yeah, there we go. You want this on-on the entire walk back to--(starts laughing) Talk yo' shit girl. (he begins playing the music again) (I got the fattest ass in Queens, bitch) Martyn: Yeah, that's right. (and we really getting money) Martyn: I got ass cam. (Bitch, let's go) Sun God: Martyn, what are you doing. (Martyn begins laughing in surprise while the music plays in the background) Martyn: You--no! Don't look at me! Don't look at me! Run! Sun God's after us! (he laughs harder) Run! You saw nothing! I'm going back to Queens! (the song continues playing as he laughs) Oh my god. Sun God saw ass ca-right? He saw ass cam. Goddammit.
wattterrrrr
fun fact: if a fictional character is given too many poorly written romantic subplots that ultimately dont go anywhere, the aromantic community is legally allowed to claim the character as one of their own
Cc my beloved
rosalia be upon ye
candle lady auaguauaaaa 🫶🫶
I Must talk about holywater they are everything to me rn. dragon meets angel…
tr!water wants to regain the draconic aspects she’s seemingly lost due to her transformation into a human princess, like her appetite. she is hiding amongst the dwarves waiting for the day she can slaughter them all. from day one she never had a problem with !bad’s murderous tendency or villainous reputation bc she is the exact same and knew from the start they were similar. !bad helped her become stronger, restored her flight with an elytra, and they spent quality time together. he became her best friend
!bad keeps losing people and the game doesn’t feel fun to play anymore. this millennias old creature is lonely and feels like he can’t be open with anyone -> enter tr!water who in this short time of knowing him has been incredibly observant, patient, and figured out exactly the way he is. and most of all— genuinely cares for him. took him home when he was drunk. bodyblocked him when he didn’t defend himself. went to check on him when he sat quietly in the corner.
they revealed some of their greatest secrets to each other which no one else knows (for !bad this is crazy because he never reveals things!! water is obvs important to him) and they agreed to go on a murder rampage together when the time comes..
an angelic omen of death and a dangerous, cunning dragon. these rather twisted creatures both know the feeling of staining your hands & teeth with blood, to lie about yourself, and be all alone. they have found kindness and companionship in each other <3
Can't wait to see my cat in abit, it's been a hot minute
My friend Mahrah (@mahrahpalestine) is an engineering student. She is brilliant and speaks with a clarity of analysis and thoughtfulness (even in a second language, even while living in crisis), that is profoundly impressive and humbling to me. She holds hope that Palestine will be free, and when it is, she will use her knowledge and skill to help rebuild.
Her father lost his job due to the war, and she does not have the money for university fees. The situation for her and other Palestinians is getting more difficult as the duration of the crossing closure increases, and the genocidal famine is leading to sickness and starvation.
Mahrah explained, "Food is missing from the markets. If the food is found, it is usually unhealthy because it contains preservatives and we eat it for a year and 8 months, and this causes diseases. But there are no other options to do without it. My nephews are at risk for my father's and mother's diseases and need healthy food because they are at an advanced age. It's like a famine, but there is no media to cover what's happening. They killed all the journalists."
Donations have been slowing, and she is afraid for her family's health. If you can spare some money to help them, please do.
Chuffed | Help us restore hope and rise again
Mahrah has been so incredibly kind and loving to me in our conversations, even checking in how I've been while recovering from surgery. She has extended so much compassion towards me, and I want to encourage others to extend that same level of compassion towards her.
So, hi!! I’m Kat!!
This is my first ever post on this blog and I am very unfamiliar with tumblr still 😭
But I was testing out a new art style for Minecraft art and thought “why not make it my first post?”
I’m not super happy with how it turned out, but it just means I have to keep working on it! :)
But yeah! Here’s that one scene from Lizzie’s misadventures episode 1!
