Sorry When I Flinched When All You Did Was Move Your Arm Slightly In My Direction, It Will Happen Again.

I look at you.. on da floor?

Having species and body dysphoria at the same time is murdering me. Took a shower and like ‘ew. I’m not male?’ And then I got out and looked in the mirror and I was so flesh-y. Where’s my fur? My snout is so small, bears don’t have eyebrows. Why must I have lips?

Bleh, someone put me down.

I love this so much, I need to share with everyone

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Trash finally evolved!!

My least favorite thing about being a very naturally cold person is when I get out of bed for not even a minute and when I’m back it’s already ice cold again. That took all my body heat :(

I need someone to cuddle and watch Arcane with me, my bsfs busy and I need enrichment. I’m like a dog. You can’t leave me alone too long or I start eating couches.

“This is a safe space for all alterhumans!!” *is tailored specifically for therians who do quads and wear masks only*

Sometimes therian spaces just feel like "therians are valid! but-", then they give you an entire paragraph about why you aren't one of the "alright therians"

A puppy just made his owner miss an elevator cuz he was so excited to see me. I win.

Was having a bad day at home so my big siblings took me in first the day. Skating, talking etc. but that’s not what this is about.

I got a milkshake on the way home. And it had whipped cream… when I tell you I looked like a sloppy ass dog trying to lick it all up.

We need pup cups for people. We genuinely dog.

I was not spoiled. I am going to kill everyone in a 2 mile radius /j

I better be spoiled. If not I will go feral. /j