DOCTORS HATE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK!

To be loved is to be changed

Happy almost 14th birthday, you spoiled round ball of love.

Love y’all 16 people who actually like my stuff, strange that y’all here but yeah want any monsters or maybe a sandwich?

I got fake fangs the little thermoplastic things and I love them sm. Although they sent me one that’s bigger than the other I don’t care.

I just really wish they were more stable. I wanna make bite marks in fruit or something. Like a retainer or sum cuz they keep popping out. I wanna devour some food without them popping out.

Then again they were 3 bucks at a party store. So I got what I paid for lmao.

hey, i saw you being attacked by @/aspirationatwork in my comments. not to be mean, but its best to just block them and not talk to people like that. because they wont stop trying to get under your skin. engaging with people like that is how they "win" just ignore them.

Yeah, I realized that they were just doing it for bullshit and quit, I blocked them after I realized. I just have an incredibly short temper-

Am I godkin or a fictionkin of a god? Cuz like.. I am basically Calliope but male.

I thought Tumblr would enjoy this

Edit: credit goes to @/pharmafemboy on Mastodon

I sometimes forget that snarling at someone isn’t as intimidating as a dog snarling at someone. I just look like I’m smiling angrily. Like I’m insane or something.

ALTERHUMANS I AM SUMMONING YOU

let's start a chain

everyone reblog with your alterhuman toxic trait

mine is that I forget that I'm not actually the size of a cat, which usually ends up with me stuck in a box

dear evan hansen: “SQUEEEEEEEEEE OMG MY CRUSH ZOE IS SO CUTE!!!!! AND I HATE THAT MEAN JARED!!!!”

be more chill: “ok jeremy now hit the second tower”

im tired give me a break yall

Dude, this is supposed to be a sleep over, go sleep !!

Who wants to join me being silly?