Katsuki: The duality of man never ceases to amaze me.
Katsuki: Deku once figured out the murder weapon was hidden inside a hollowed-out walking cane, by looking at the dent on the wall left by a hockey stick.
Katsuki: And yet yesterday he asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was.
Thinking about Katsu having a huge crush on you and overhearing you laugh and joke with Hanta and Denki while saying in passing “I love a man that can make me laugh.”
Thinking about how he goes to the library to check out joke books, watches stand up comedy shows, sits and suffers through all of the Spongebob episodes because he’s heard you and the morons quoting it from sun up to sun down.
And like he goes to Kiri because he can’t go to Denki or Hanta because they will absolutely tell you as soon as he speaks to them about it. So he goes to Kiri and is like “Teach me how to be funny.” and Kiri is just like “What are ya talking about man. You’re already funny!” And Katsu just huffs in annoyance because he hears you laughing again, this time at some stupid impression of Endeavor Denki is attemtping.
And suddenly Katsu loses it because why the fuck is Sparky able to make you laugh that hard? What’s Sparky got that he doesn’t? So he stomps over to you, hanta and Denki as yall are just catching your breaths from the laughing fit. Katsuki glares at the three of you and you smile up at him.
“Oh, hey Bakugo.You good?” And he doesn’t even hear you speaking because he’s staring at your dimples and your flushed cheeks, and the way your eyes are slightly crinkled and he thinks “Why does she hafta be so fucking cute?” Then he turns to Denki and is like “That’s a shit impression. The old man sounds more like this.” and he musters up all his strength to absolutely NAIL an Endeavor impression and it’s so spot on that everyone in the immediate vicinity starts cracking up laughing, including you.
You’re laughing so hard you’re wheezing and the cackles of the rest of his friends means absolutely nothing to him. Because he did it, he got you to laugh, which means maybe, when he finally gets the courage to ask you out, you’ll say yes.
ALR so i know this isn’t all fancy like my other posts but I had a thought and immediately needed to jot it down and tell y’all.
,deku and Kirishima LOVE ppl that have a hippie lifestyle.
Lemme elaborate
Something about the freedom, the joy, the nature, the peace, draws them in
Izuku loves that they are always up for an adventure, that they do everything to make the world a more joyful place, he sees it as another way of what heroes do. Also that if there are certain parts of the lifestyle that u enjoy, or he’s curious about, he’ll note everything down and talk to u about it, and I think he implements some of the style into his everyday wear, like bracelets, necklaces, tye dye, hell maybe even bandanas. Just the simple stuff.
Kiri loves the nature, the hikes, the forests, also if he has a partner that li,es crystals- instant marriage. Like right away. Calling bakugou to be his best man. Bcos (headcannon time!) my guy has always liked collecting rocks, and knowing that theirs ones that are pretty, shiny, colourful AND help u? Yes take him to ur local metaphysical store for a date.
ALSO. zuku LOVES plant ppl. Walking into ur dorm and seeing a new type of plant, sprinting to grab his notebook and writing down everything about it.
And eiji loves the kind of trippy vibe some hippies have in their rooms, the tapestries, lights, paintings, all of it. He loves colour. So that’s right up his alley.
So in conclusion, they are to adventurous, curious, adorable sweethearts who fall for the ppl at their local cafe that have 60s band shirts, crystal necklaces and smell like incense. They are sweethearts.
𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒
Ft. Katsuki, Izuku, Denki, Hanta, Tenya
WC: 627 words
mha m.list | gn!reader | crack
Katsuki Bakugou:
“Oh come on, it can’t hurt that bad-”
“Katsuki, say that again and the second those words come through your mouth you’ll be a single free man.” You said enough to catch him off guard as he stood there blankly staring at you processing what you just said to him “Are we clear now?” you said smiling menacingly
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hihi hope you're doing well :] if you can, can you do a kiri x reader with an ed? like reader has been hiding it for a while and kiri eventually finds out and confronts him about it, i would appreciate it aha <3
Hell yeah!! Here you go! Since you used he/him pronouns I just made the reader male, hope that’s good! I hope you don’t mind that I included my own feelings with my own eating disorder, it’s not too much but I hope you don’t mind! :)
Warnings: eating disorder, starvation, insecurity, yelling,
You had hidden your body from Eijiro for a long time. You had used to take your shirt off and let him admire your stomach, your chest, your waist, your hips, anything that he could get his hands on. But slowly, you covered back up. Refused to let him come in your room if you weren’t fully dressed. Refused to even take off your jeans when you fell asleep beside him. And to be honest, he was beginning to worry.
It had been a few months of this, of him never being able to even see an inch of skin past your collarbones or shoulders. It’s not that he was some needy pervert who needed you to be in the nude all the time, but he just wanted to see his pretty boyfriends skin! He was aching for it, yearning for it like a starved man for food.
You were rearranging your room today, moving around your knickknacks and belongings to clean and fit a new aesthetic. Your stomach rumbled occasionally, begging you for the food you refused to provide it. At first it was almost unbearable, but you’ve gotten used to it these past few months, gained an ability to ignore it and shove it down.
You hummed to yourself as you dusted your desk and nightstand, having just finished remaking your bed. Your open curtains let in the soft rays of sun from sunset, a golden hue enveloping your room. Soon the stars would come out, and you’d probably go sit out on your terrace to watch as they appeared. A small smile drifted onto your face from the thought.
Your peace was disrupted when you heard three soft knocks on your door, your head whipping around to look at the noise.
“It’s open!” You called, turning back around to continue dusting.
Eijiro walked in, coming up behind you and wrapping his arms around your waist, his head resting on your shoulder. He had hit a growth spurt recently and was now taller than you, something you were very salty about.
“Hey baby,” You greeted, reaching up to ruffle his hair, “Whatcha doin here?”
“Mm… I’m not allowed to come see my boyfriend?” He teased, pressing a soft kiss to your neck.
“Absolutely not, don’t you know it’s against the law?” You smiled.
He laughed, the vibrations from his chest able to be felt on your back. You stopped dusting and turning around to look at him, your chests pressing together from how tight he was holding you.
You pressed a quick kiss to the tip of his nose, giggling when his face turned as red as his hair.
“You’re such a tease,” Eijiro mumbled.
“Only because you’re so cute when I tease you.” You tapped the tip of his nose with your finger.
Eijiro dipped you down, his sudden movement startling you and eliciting a yelp from your throat. He quickly caught your lips in a kiss, one hand resting on the small of your back while the other held the back of your head. Your cupped his face with one hand and gripped his shoulder with the other for balance.
You quickly stopped for air, lightly panting when you pulled away to look in each other’s eyes.
“Now you’re the one who’s a tease!” You laughed.
Eijiro laughed too, then leaned you back upright and held you back in a hug.
“What’s got you so touchy today?” You asked.
“Mmm,” Eijiro hummed, “I just wanna hold you. I missed you.”
You laughed again. “I just saw you two hours ago, Ei.”
“That’s a long time!”
You dragged him over to the bed; Eijiro sat down with his back against the headboard, opening his arms to invite you to sit in his lap. You happily accepted his offer. His hands instantly found their home on your waist, his thumbs gently caressing your sides.
“Whatcha wanna do tonight?” You asked.
“Hmmm… I was thinking we could just stay up and talk. I wanna hear your pretty voice.” He tapped you on the tip of your nose with his finger.
You rested your head on his shoulder, your arms wrapping around him like his did to you.
“I think your voice is the prettiest,” You mumbled, “Makes me weak in the knees.”
He laughed. “Oh does it now?” He teased.
You mumbled something that sounded an awful lot like ‘fuck off’.
He held you for a few moments, his arms completely wrapped around you now and holding you tight to his chest. Although you had gained quite a bit of muscle since starting UA, there was no way you could fight your way out of his warm embrace.
“Hey baby?” Eijiro asked, “Could I ask you a question?”
“Hm?” You replied.
“How come you haven’t like… let me seen you undressed?” He asked, “Not like naked! But you don’t even let me see you without your shirt on anymore.”
Your heart stopped in your chest and your throat closed up. He had noticed? Of course he fucking noticed, he wasn’t an idiot. Despite what people might think, Eijiro is pretty smart. Of course he would’ve picked up on something by now!
You had been silent for too long, so he gently cupped your face and made you look at him.
“Hey, what’s got you so quiet?” His brows furrowed in concern.
You took a deep breath in. You could at least attempt to lie.
“I just… I don’t know. I didn’t even know I was doing it babe,” You answered, stammering.
Eijiro lifted one of his eyebrows up. “I know you’re lying baby. Please, just tell me the truth.”
You let out a shaky breath, turning your head away to avoid his gaze.
“Baby, please,” He begged, “I won’t be mad at you. Just please tell me.”
You screwed your eyes shut.
“I haven’t been eating, Ei. I’ve lost a lot of weight and I… didn’t want you to see and worry about me.”
He lightly gasped, his grip on your hips tightening somewhat.
“You haven’t… been eating?” He turned your face to look at him again. “Why?”
“Because I don’t like the way I look Ei,” You answered, “Im… i’m ugly. And not eating makes me feel better about myself and like im not a fuckin land whale. I just… everything seems so out of control and not eating is the one thing I can control, and just… I don’t deserve it. I don’t deserve food.”
Eijiro stared at you for a moment, fear and dread laced in his bright red eyes that stared into yours.
“I’m sorry I didn’t tell you Ei. I just didn’t want you to worry cause I’m fine! Im okay, I’m not hurting myself. But… I know you. And I know you would freak out.”
“Of course I’m going to freak out!” He yelled, startling you, “You’re fucking starving yourself, Y/N! You are hurting yourself, and you didn’t tell me about it!”
A small tear trailed down your cheek. He’d never yelled at you before.
“Don’t yell…” You muttered.
He took a deep breath in and shakily exhaled it. “I’m sorry,” He said, “I don’t wanna yell. I’m sorry. But this fucking scares me. You’re gonna kill yourself baby.”
You turned your face away from him again.
“You’re gonna kill yourself, doing this. I don’t want to lose you.” He pressed your face to his chest, his arms holding you close to him and refusing to let you go. “You deserve food baby. You need to eat; you deserve to eat. I don’t want to see you do this to yourself anymore.”
You could hear his tears in the way his voice ached, making your own fall faster too.
“I care about you, Y/N. I do. Just… I want you to get better. But… I don’t really know how to help with this stuff baby. I don’t know what I need to say or what I need to do to help,” He whispered, one of his hands reaching to play with your hair.
“I know,” You whispered back, “I need to tell someone.”
He hummed in agreement.
“Mr. Aizawa?” Eijiro offered.
“Yeah,” You agreed, “He’d probably be best.”
“Then let’s go. I’ll hold your hand through it, I promise. I’ll be here with you through all of it, okay?”
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
You're at the end of year hero award festival. Both you and your husband, Kirisbima, know he's going to win, after all, the man has moved 160 ranks in a year. The presenter, Denki this year, is on centre stage, telling jokes, introducing people and reading awards.
"And ofcourse, we have Red riot, here with his trophy!" He announces, the crowd laughing along.
That is until you're 7'3 boyfriend stands from his seat, walking dead centre up the stage to deck the shit our of dear denki. He glares at the smaller man before sitting down again, your hand gripped in his.
"Keep her outta your dumbass mouth!"
You watch as denki laughs, a little stunned, "What?"
"KEEP HER OUT OF YOUR DUMB. ASS. MOUTH." Kirishima once growls across the room, the whole space feeling icy as his dominant presence invades.
You swear to God you've never felt hotter.
I must be stopped
✸ ft. bakugo katsuki
✸ info + warnings: prohero bakugo, suggestive
izuku version :: todoroki version :: sero version
✸ always has his arm wrapped around you in public.
he doesn’t mind wrapping it around your shoulders, but he’s more likely to hold you by your waist. he thinks it sends a message to any wandering eyes that you’re spoken for. though, he does make it clear that it’s from a place of protectiveness and not jealously. he likes pulling you into him so that you’re closer and he can feel you. if he’s taking you somewhere you’ve never been or you’re just distracted, he tugs you toward him and in the right direction, his fingertips giving you a little squeeze as a reminder to stay focused. his fingers tend to roam, running up and down your side as you two walk.
✸ cooks for you.
he’s always sure to ask what you have a taste for before setting off to make it for you. he actually enjoys when you watch him because loves showing off his skills. whenever he cooks, he always wears short sleeves or tank tops so the fabric doesn’t get in the way, but it also happens to show off his muscles as he chops away a vegetables and prepares the rest of the meal. he’ll call you over for a taste test and hold a sample up to your mouth, a cautious hand under the utensil so nothing makes a mess. if you like it, he’ll plate if you. and if he’s feeling extra nice, he’ll even feed it to you.
✸ smirks and licks his lips when you’re annoyed with him.
he thinks it’s hot when you’re fed up with him and does not try to hide that it kind of turns him on. he’d never do it if you were genuinely upset about something, but he finds himself doing little things that bother you like skipping past the show you like when you’re both trying to find something to watch or leaving the toilet seat up. something about you rolling your eyes or raising your voice at him makes his pants feel a little tighter and he can’t help but grin about it. the fact that him doing this riles you up even more is only a bonus for him. if he’s lucky, maybe you’ll be generous enough to put him in his place.
✸ wipes his sweat away with the bottom of his shirt.
he doesn’t believe in using towels; why would he go out his way to get one when his shirt is already sweaty? so he just grabs the garment by the hem and pulls it up to dry off his forehead after his workouts. while he’s busy making sure the beads of sweat aren’t dripping down his face, his whole abdomen and chest are on display. the workout is an entertaining show on its own, but getting a peek of his chiseled abs makes for a great finale. but now that he’s using his shirt as a makeshift towel, he might as well take it off so he can reach his neck with it, right?
✸ keeps his eyes on you while you’re talking to him.
even if he’s busy doing something, he’ll drop it or turn away for a moment to make eye contact with you. he doesn’t let things like his phone or background chatter distract him. having his undivided attention on you is a little intense, but he just wants you to know that he’s listening to what you’re saying. if for any reason he isn’t able to look at you, he nods and hums along so that you’re certain that he hears you. if you stop in the middle of a sentence or abruptly because you think he’s not paying attention, he’ll prompt you to continue and reassure you that he was listening.
thanks for reading! comments and reblogs are appreciated <3
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𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗠𝗘: Bnha
𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚: Bakugou x m!reader
𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦: Language/cussing, fluff, crack and maybe just little bit of angst(?)
𝗔/𝗡: I might make this a series with other anime characters so if you got any request please message me! :)
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SUMMARY: What it's like texting them
Deku x GN! reader, no pronouns mentioned, uses of petnames
WARNNGS!!: swearing, suggestive comments/jokes, a lot of fluff!
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Lettuce head 💚: Y/N ARE U ALR?
I HEARD A BUNCH OF NOISE FROM UR DORM
You: lmao im alr baby
i was just tackling bakugou off of me
Lettuce head 💚: WHAT
WHY WAS KACCHAN TACKLING U?
You: i ate his leftover katsudon
not my fault it didnt have his name on it smh
Lettuce head 💚: are u ok tho? ur not hurt, r u?
You: i promize izu, im alright <3
i think bakugou has a broken pinkie now tho hehe
Lettuce head 💚: HE HAS A WEHAT???:L9079203]#[#=-2
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You: izu
can u come over please
Lettuce head 💚: ofc!
are u ok?
u arent usually this dry 🧍♂️
You: im alr, just had a crap day
Lettuce head 💚: aw hun :(
im coming to ur dorm rn
do u want me to get some snacks and we can watch ur fav movies? :) You: yes plss :)
Lettuce head 💚: okk! i'll go get them and i'll be there asap!
You: god ilysm <3333
Lettuce head 💚: ily more <333333
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Lettuce head 💚: SWEETIEo
GUES WAT
GURESS WaT
EHHEHEHEHEOQ
You: WHAT? :D
Lettuce head 💚: I LOOUUUVVEEE UUUOO
You: I LOVE YOU TOO :)) are u ok tho? ur words are slurred
Lettuce head 💚: YAH IM OCK
You: ur huh? 😀
Lettuce head 💚: Hello dear, this is Recovery Girl. Midoryia is a bit woozy since he's on some pain medication, he had a pretty bad injury during his training earlier. So please excuse any mistakes from him
You: again??
Lettuce head 💚: Yes, again
You: is he gonna be ok?
Lettuce head 💚: Yes, he will, he just needs rest
EHEH I STOLL MY PHOWN BACK
You: omg 😭
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a/n: hii! sorry this was short, i wasnt that sure what to write haha, i hope u enjoyed tho! more content coming tho!! :)