Sero: sits there grinning with the pocky between his teeth like the smug-ass bastard he is as you bite away from your end, getting closer until your lips meet.
Denki: Gets way too eager and snaps the pocky in half from the get-go, resulting in his face smushing into yours. The fact his lips happened to land on yours is 100% chance but you wont hear him complaining💅
Mina: definitely the smoothest out of all of them, taking little nibbles as you slowly draw closer to each other, her soft hand coming to rest gently on your face. By the time the pocky is all gone neither of you have really noticed and neither of you really care😘
Kiri: another over-eager boy. Keeps biting too hard and the pocky keeps snapping in half which frankly makes him a little downhearted. Please kiss him anyway, he needs it.
Bakugou: refuses to "put that sugary shit in his body," simply resorting to tossing the box to the side and grabbing your jaw with a hand, shamelessly pressing his lips to yours. "Tch. This is what you really wanted anyway, ain't it dumbass?
tom holland x fem!reader smau
preface: you are a model and in a long-term relationship with tom. tom being the mega-simp he is, never fails to show just how much he thirsts for loves you on the internet
a/n: this is my first time ever doing an smau so i apologise if this is cringe lol. all feedback is welcome! i’ve used different models for different posts to be more inclusive <3
if you've got any requests for smaus/collections of these sorts, please send them in!
I must be stopped
BAKUGOU X READER X TODOROKI DRABBLE
Characters: Shotou Todoroki, Katsuki Bakugou and reader
“It’s my turn to cuddle with her dumbass” Todoroki just looks up at the angry blonde with amusement “you already had your turn” Bakugou’s face turned into a pure scowl, he reaches over to where todoroki was sitting to try and grab you, he quickly pulls back careful with his movements, “she's asleep,” he says sternly, Bakugou just stood there with his eye twitching, he felt a tug on his shirt sleeve “Oh just lie down and cuddle with both of us you angry Pomeranian” Bakugou just looks down at the half-asleep girl and sighs loudly and flops down next to you and todoroki and is very quick to wrap his arms around you and stuffs his face into your neck “Hmph” Todoroki just rolls his eyes in amusement before cuddling into you as well, “angry Pomeranian” He mutters before drifting off to sleep.
Y/n: *livestreaming while playing minecraft* "Guy's...what the fuck happened to my house..WHY IS IT ON FIRE?!"
Mina(another livestreamer) in the voice call: "I saw Bakugo placing TNT on your house, I think he did it!"
Bakugo (who's also a livestreamer playing minecraft): "No I didn't? the fuck you on about?!" *in denial*
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Also Bakugo a few minutes earlier: "You extras want me to grief my gf's house? fine I'll do it...if I get a sub."
-user090238403295 subscribed to Dynamight420-
Bakugo: "Aight, say no more." *starts placing TNT at Y/n's house*
His chat:
UwU69slayer: Bro you definitely gonna die
User34: ROFL I CANT WAIT FOR HER REACTION!
Bakugo: *use's redstone to ignite it*
-sounds of explosions from in game-
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Y/n: "Be right back!" *facecam shows her taking off her headphones and getting up from her chair and exiting the room*
(Meanwhile in Bakugo's streaming room)
Bakugo: *reading a donation* " 'Dynamight you are one of my favorite streamers on Twitch' " "I am?? wow I must be better than all those other extras on here."
-The door gets kicked open-
Bakugo: *whirling his head around to face the door in surprise* "WHAT THE FUCK!? KNOCK FIRST DUMBA- Princess?"
Y/n: "DID YOU BLOW UP MY HOUSE?!" *has a pissed off expression on her face*
Bakugo: "...no."
Y/n: *peaks at his chat* "Your chat says otherwise."
Bakugo: "Shit, OKAY YES I DID, BuT those extras wanted me to!"
Y/n: "Your sleeping on the couch tonight."
Bakugo: "WHAT?! nO BABE PLEASE FORGIVE ME--"
Y/n: *leaves and shuts the door behind her*
Bakugo's live stream chat rn:
Anonymous: L
Pussyslayer2000: L
User524542523: L
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winona ryder’s character in stranger things has never been wrong even once and every time the fucking gravity turns off or whatever she says “hey thats weird right” and everyone in a 10 mile radius is like “woah category five woman moment incoming”
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someone please free me from the shackles of being constantly paranoid about my health >_<
it's been really bad lately like my fear of hospitals in specific is beating my ass rn !!!
SUMMARY: What it's like texting them
Deku x GN! reader, no pronouns mentioned, uses of petnames
WARNNGS!!: swearing, suggestive comments/jokes, a lot of fluff!
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Lettuce head 💚: Y/N ARE U ALR?
I HEARD A BUNCH OF NOISE FROM UR DORM
You: lmao im alr baby
i was just tackling bakugou off of me
Lettuce head 💚: WHAT
WHY WAS KACCHAN TACKLING U?
You: i ate his leftover katsudon
not my fault it didnt have his name on it smh
Lettuce head 💚: are u ok tho? ur not hurt, r u?
You: i promize izu, im alright <3
i think bakugou has a broken pinkie now tho hehe
Lettuce head 💚: HE HAS A WEHAT???:L9079203]#[#=-2
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You: izu
can u come over please
Lettuce head 💚: ofc!
are u ok?
u arent usually this dry 🧍♂️
You: im alr, just had a crap day
Lettuce head 💚: aw hun :(
im coming to ur dorm rn
do u want me to get some snacks and we can watch ur fav movies? :) You: yes plss :)
Lettuce head 💚: okk! i'll go get them and i'll be there asap!
You: god ilysm <3333
Lettuce head 💚: ily more <333333
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Lettuce head 💚: SWEETIEo
GUES WAT
GURESS WaT
EHHEHEHEHEOQ
You: WHAT? :D
Lettuce head 💚: I LOOUUUVVEEE UUUOO
You: I LOVE YOU TOO :)) are u ok tho? ur words are slurred
Lettuce head 💚: YAH IM OCK
You: ur huh? 😀
Lettuce head 💚: Hello dear, this is Recovery Girl. Midoryia is a bit woozy since he's on some pain medication, he had a pretty bad injury during his training earlier. So please excuse any mistakes from him
You: again??
Lettuce head 💚: Yes, again
You: is he gonna be ok?
Lettuce head 💚: Yes, he will, he just needs rest
EHEH I STOLL MY PHOWN BACK
You: omg 😭
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a/n: hii! sorry this was short, i wasnt that sure what to write haha, i hope u enjoyed tho! more content coming tho!! :)
Dabi and Shoto do the same “Rapper on an album cover” pose when they’re stressed. That’s how you know they’re family. 😭
They’re ✨communicating✨
lowkey fuck casual shifting???
like, no, i don’t want to skim the surface, i want to plunge.
i want history, but not in the "oh, i saw marie antoinette at versailles" way. i want to stand in the french court and know, with visceral certainty, that the air reeks of sweat and powdered wigs and impending doom.
i want love, but not the diet coke variety. i want it unfiltered, unpasteurised, the kind that ruins lives and gets greek tragedies written about it.
i don’t want to dabble in magic like it’s a weekend hobby, i want to be crowned in a kingdom that runs on blood oaths and prophecy. i want to ride a dragon. i want to be a disney princess. i want to be a hollywood star with 5 oscars. i want to be a cartoon character. i want to be spiderman. i want to see hogwarts. i want EVERYTHING.
casual shifting is like ordering a steak well done. it’s like going to rome and eating at mcdonald’s. it’s like watching succession and thinking logan roy just needed therapy. no, i want the whole thing. i want to be scorched by it.
bonuses: