I don't know who needs to hear this but you're allowed to hate this reality. I remember in early shifttok they would drag YOU if you said that you did, have you seen the state of our world? Who WOULDN'T hate this reality? not too mention telling people not to hate this reality make people feel invalidated for how the perceive this reality.
I will not receive hate for saying this but …
I CANNOT FUCKING STAND OCHACO URURAKA! I respect her character development but she is a pick-me girl and here are my reasons.
1. She goes to a prestigious hero school and claims to be “poor” but has a flip phone.
2. Chooses the obvious and basic crush.
3. Reminds me of a girl that says she’s just “one of the guys.”
Ingredients: Katsuki Bakugou
Contains: headcanons, soft Bukugou, OOC Bakugou, love and sweetness, written on my tablet, self-indulged, my brain
couldn't think of proper grammar,
Type of order: Hot chocolate(fluff)
Summary: Just some headcanons about soft!Bakugou
A\N: It's around midnight and I needed to get this out of my head before going to sleep. Please enjoy.❤
He will cook for you on his days off
On your bad days he will make your favorite dish
Cuddling with him until both of you fall asleep + pillow talks
Hums to you (especially when you're anxious)
When the two of you are alone he lets you do his hair (even braiding it)
Has an All Might Plushi
Back hugs, and when he gives them to you he nuzzles his head in the crook of your neck (when you're taller than him, he hides his face in your back)
Will take you on wholesome dates, like picnics or beach dates
Whispers sweet nothings to you
Loves leaving Hickey's on your stomach, color bone or in the crook of your neck. (If you don't like hickeys then ignore this pls)
Pillow fights until you both lay laughing on the floor
Y/N: I got a Christmas card from Bakugo.
Midoriya: How do you know it’s from Bakugo?
Y/N: Well, the card says “Y/N, you don’t suck. Merry Christmas or whatever.”
Kirishima: Hey, I got a card like that too!
Midoriya: Why didn’t I get a card from him.
Bakugo: BECAUSE I DON’T LIKE ANYONE HERE, ESPECIALLY YOU, YA DAMN NERD!
Y/N and Kirishima:
Bakugo: APART FROM THOSE TWO I HATE THEM SLIGHTLY LESS THEN EVERYONE ELSE!
• make playlists for important / specific eras in your dr (for example i have one for autumn 2023 in my actress dr and winter 1989 in my twin peaks dr)
• watch youtube walking tours of the city or town that you live at in your dr
• make moodboards for your favourite people in your dr, develop their vibe and aesthetic
• make shifting bingo cards for things you need to do in your dr (eg. visit a specific place, talk to a specific person) and tick them off once you shift back
• use pinterest as a script, make detailed sections within your dr boards and organise them to make it all look cute
• make moodboards for your childhood in all of your drs and see how they differ
• start a shifting journal, you don’t need to make it aesthetic. write about your drs, how your journey is going, etc
• answer questions about your drs (some posts with questions: 1 2 3)
bullying katsuki cuz he’s so fun to tease
now, don’t get me wrong, kit kat lays down pipe like a super mario bro, but that’s doesn’t mean he should get cocky! sometimes he needs to be reminded that he’s obsessed with you and needs you more than air 💞
Ok, so maybe you don’t have as much experience as katsuki, (like none at all, he was ur first) but you’re pretty sure he’s great, and you’re pretty confident you’re ok too. At least that’s what he tells you, and you’ve elected to believe him.
the first few times were pretty awkward, still nice, but a bit clunky. after you get in the rhythm of things tho, you guys are at it like bunnies. it’s pretty clear that katsuki is good at what he does, you cum and you cum hard.
so when ur laying on his chest one day after getting your back blown out, you decide to be really annoying.
“sigh... you suck.”
“what?”
“That was like really bad”
“What the fuck are you talking about?”
“You have terrible dick game, i’m sorry i had to be the one to break it to you”
He furrows his eyebrows before he realises it’s a stupid joke. Rolling his eyes, he pulls you in closer, smushing ur boobs against his side even more.
“Be quiet”
“I’m just speaking my truth katsuki. You are abysmal.”
“Shut up. as if you didn’t just nut.”
You snort and hold him tighter. he’s so warm and cozy, you want to suck his dick sometime soon.
“silence, you don’t know anything about me. I could’ve been faking.”
he lets out a huff. He knows you’re only kidding, but he’s beginning to get defensive.
“i know- i know everything about you. stop being annoying.”
“Ok.”
You yawn and close your eyes. the room becomes nice and quiet, and the BUFFOON actually thinks you’re done. As soon as his eyes flutter closed, you strike.
“Worst dick i ever had,” you whisper, giggling as his eyes fly open and he looks down at you angrily.
“Bitch-! only dick you ever had, fucking virgin.”
You gasp in shock! how could he!
“katsuki!!! that’s mean!!”
“What-! You said worse to me!”
You press your face into his booby and he stares down at you incredulously, but with love also.
“It’s only funny when i do it because you know you’re good! i don’t know i’m good! You’re the cool one, you can’t bully me, that’s just bullying!”
He sighs, examining your little face pressed up against him. well, you’re a pain in the ass, but you’re worth it.
“I only said it cuz you were getting on my nerves,” he says softly, as if you could never get on his nerves really. he places his hand on your head, providing a calming weightiness.
“mm.” you actually look like you might drift off now, and he smiles to himself, a smile that he would never let anyone else see.
“You know... you know i think that you’re amazing right?” you can feel him speak, feel the vibration from his chest. it soothes you.
“yeah.”
“yeah”
“best you ever had?”
“don’t push your luck”
katsuki snorts as you give his abdomen a light thump
“hey! who is it then! go on i can take it!”
“I’m joking babe, of course it’s you.”
He leans down and kisses you on the forehead, which pleases you, but does little to appease you.
“No no, who is it? i’m listening! don’t spare my feelings now!”
that’s when you hear his ugly little gremlin laugh, a laugh he only lets out when he’s with you.
Your frown fades away and you refocus on squeezing him as right as you can.
“why are you so mean to me?”
“Why am i-?!” he pauses, sighs, and lets it go, “i don’t know. i love you.”
“I love you a lot less.”
“mhm”
...
“you know i don’t mean that right?”
“go to sleep y/n”
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Mean, sarcastic, genius, handsome, panty dropping Neurosurgeon Dr Bakugou Katsuki Head of the Neuroscience Department at UA hospital known as as Dr. BOOM BOOM to all the the interns and even the residents as a nasty cutthroat attending who has made more than a handful of interns drop out and a few residents cry; as well as that one time he made a fellow attending absolutely furious when she tried to hit on him and he told her to get out of his OR.
He's a complete asshole but he's the best of the best, so he gets to act like hot shit because he IS hot shit. He doesn't take shit from anyone not does he listen to the board of directors or the Executive committee when it comes to the way he treats his patients and he certainly doesn't listen to anyone when it comes to his OR.
So you can only imagine the shock of the entire medical staff, including Dr. Bakugous rival Dr. Midoriya (the number one general surgeon in the nation) when little old you the new, pretty cardiothoracic surgeon who just started last week tells Bakugou Katsuki to "shut the fuck up, I'm trying to do a Thoracic aortic dissection repair Dr. Bakugou and with all due respect no one here gives a shit about how you made a Michelin star chef cry last night for preparing your steak wrong." and he does.
He does shut the fuck up.
And everyones sure he's planning your murder when his eyes crinkle and he takes a step back from his patient on the table. But what they cant see is the predatory smirk under his surgical mask. What they dont know is he's absolutely. completely. smitten.
Deku almost passes out and if it wasn't for his scrub Nurse Ochako placing a hand on his back he might have.
Once the surgery is complete and the patient is stable you're one of the first to leave, Bakugou in his orange scrubs follows soon after having one of his residents close up.
You're taking off your scrub cap when he finds you. You know you're in for it when he makes a bee line straight for you. Not only did you disrespect him in-front of his medical staff and colleagues but you also did so in his OR.
You're about to apologize but before you can; he's towering over you at his full height 6'2 all broad shoulders as his arm shoots out to grab your forearm in gentle hold when he looks down at you. His eyes are searing, hungry and wild as he looks down at your smaller softer form and you feel like your knees might give out if it wasn't for the breath taking smile on his face and the pink dusting over his high cheekbones.
He calls you by name with a doctor attached to the front as he demands you grab coffee with him the least you can do for acting like a brat in his OR.
and you do, every morning, every late night shift and during your days off you can be found with the explosive blond.
A friendship forming between the two of you is frightening even your favorite attending Dr Shinsou comments on how the two of you are attached at the hip.
And its shocking to think that ruthless blood thirsty cutthroat Neurosurgeon Dr Bakugou Katsuki is wrapped around your dainty little fingers.
He opens every door for you.
Bring your coffee in-between consults and reminds you to drink water shoving a liquid IV in your hand and an orange hydro flask with his name engraved on it i.
Dr Kirishima head of Ortho almost screams when he sees you drinking from his officially dubbed work best friend's water bottle.
"y/n you might want to put that bottle back in the fridge before Dr Bakugou sees you with it. He threw a fit last time when one of the lab guys mistook the bottle for his own. Cleaned it with bleach and made the poor guy buy him a new one with his name engraved on it." he warns not wanting to see Katsuki blow his own chances with the new Cardio Surgeon because she drank from his water bottle.
with a confused look on your face you scrunch up your eyebrows and pout your lips, the gloss on them draws Kirishima's eyes to them and he has to tell himself not to blush at how adorable you are
"But Katsu gave it to me this morning after my transplant patient" you say taking another swig. "I don’t think it’ll be a problem but if it makes you feel better I'll return it to hi-"
But before you can finish your sentence you're cut off by warm hand wrapping over your own as you go to screw the top back on "Shut up shitty hair; Dr y/n can use my shit whenever she wants." he grunts stretching his arm over your shoulder to grab the bottle from your hand and bring it to your lips.
"drink more water shitty women or you might fall off your booster seat during your next surgery." he states eyes never leaving Dr Kirishimas a silent back off to his best friend who chuckles pretending to look at his pager.
"oh shoot gotta run" he supplies before making himself scares.
Its adorable and the head of ObyGyn Dr Momo cant help but gush about how she saw Dr.Bakugou braiding your hair in the attending lounge one early morning before some big surgery.
The Nurses begin to talk about how they notice the two of you arrive together and leave together regardless of your shifts.
Dr Ashido swears she saw Bakugou hand you your signature pink scrubs in the locker room from HIS bag.
And the rumors go on and on until the sleep specialist and your childhood friend, Dr Shinsou brings it all to a climax when he tells all the attending in the cafeteria that he saw you exiting the building with Dr Bakugous car keys one late night when the neuro surgeon got held back for an emergency surgery. Throwing in a little “they bicker like a married couple as it is”.
But what really seals the deal is one particular morning you come rushing in on your day off running toward the the OR greeting your collages with a quick "hey!" or "morning" dressed in a pair of grey sweats and an orange sweatshirt two sizes too big for you. You run right up to Bakugou screaming "Katsu! wait I got it!" as you see him reach for a plain disposable scrub cap. With a sigh of relief Bakugou turns away from his surgical Team consisting if: Dr. Todoroki, Dr Denki, Dr. Midoriya, Dr. Shinsou, Scrub Nurse Ochako, and Dr.Tsu.
"Oh thank God, I did not want to wear that shitty fucking Scrub cap" he complains bending down to your height as you reach into your pocket and pull out his signature grenade print scrub cap placing it on his head.
"I know thats why I jumped out of bed when I saw your text. Why didn't you call me!" you complain as you knot the back.
"I didn't want to wake you up on your day off, Princess." he responds with absolutely no sarcasm in his voice. Patiently waiting for you to let him know you're done before returning to his full length.
"wake me up next time. I'm taking your mom grocery shopping anyways so I needed to be up." you finish patting his shoulders twice before kissing his nose as he stand up.
"whatever shitty woman, dont let that old hag start putting silly ideas in your head now. You two together are fucking trouble." grunts Turing away from you only to be met with four pairs of bulging eyes and one pair of smug ones as Denki hands over $100 to the Dr in purple scrubs.
"what the fuck are you extras looking at!" he exclaims pulling you into him as he places a kiss on the top of your head as you laugh telling him "I'll see you at home" before making your exit.
and the next words that leaves Dr Bakugous lips do make Dr Midoriya pass out.
"Can I not fucking kiss my wife!? get back to fucking work!"
men want a girl who watches anime, but only if they were the one to introduce it to her. she cannot bring her own knowledge into the relationship, in case she embarrasses the man by simply knowing more or caring more than him. this applies to other niche and nerdy habits as well, including video games, Star Wars, and Dungeons and Dragons.
a woman must like metal music, but only if he dad introduced her to dad rock, and another man hardens her tastes further.
a woman must love sex and crave it always, as not to be a prude, but only if it revolves around her (male) lover. if it is on her own, its a threat to his comfort.
a woman must be cool, but only as an extension of a man's superior coolness.