my friend once again makes a Arcana meme blindly
Americano? ☕️
America/Romano
Who hogs the duvet?
Lovino does, pretty much all the time. Whether for petty reasons like after just getting into an argument with Alfred about one thing or another, to get back at him; or simply because he rolls around a lot in his sleep. Although Alfred usually doesn't mind, he knows Lovino gets cold a lot faster. Though he usually finds himself waking up without a single thing covering him and an Italian boyfriend wrapped in five layers of blankets.
Who texts/rings to check how their day is going?
Usually Alfred, it's become something subconscious by a certain point in the relationship. He'll usually send Lovino a good morning text, despite their time differences when they're apart. Lovino will occasionally take initiative if he doesn't hear from Alfred all day. But usually that's only done sparingly.
Who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts?
Lovino is, he sort of over thinks about it to a point where he actually becomes depressed. "Nothing I think of is good, this is stupid!" While Alfred sort of just gives on a whim or because he thought it'd be funny.
Who gets up first in the morning?
Alfred, 100%. Don't even think of waking up Lovino before he feels like doing so himself, or expect a swift punch to the gut. Alfred found this out the hard way trying to mess with him one morning. He just needs a cup of coffee...or maybe two...three...four.
Who suggests new things in bed?
Alfred, Lovino is pretty adverse to change. By that I mean he hates it with a burning passion. Usually Alfred's ideas are shot down outright by a frightened and unsure Italian, but eventually he might warm up to a few ideas. Only very vanilla ones.
Who cries at movies?
Alfred, he has no shame in showing his abundance of emotions. Lovino, on the other hand, usually rolls his eyes at his over the top boyfriend. "It's not even sad, stronzo!" But he secretly loves how open Al can be, sometimes he's more fun to watch than the movie.
Who gives unprompted massages?
Alfred, he sort of just knows when Lovino is tense. He does it to calm him down or just because Lovino happened to be standing in front of him. It will usually be gentle rubbing around his shoulders and neck with his impromptu massages but in bed he'll have no problem rubbing other places. He just loves how relaxed and at ease his boyfriend looks.
Who fusses over the other when they’re sick?
Alfred, he can't help it. He's worried, he's scared, he wants to help in every way he can. Sometimes he's smothering or way too overprotective during this time. Anyone approaches a sick Lovino wrong, prepare to meet your doom. Well, not literally but you'll definitely be dealing with something not pretty. It usually annoys Lovino who doesn't like to be treated like glass just because he has a cough, but well...what can you do?
Lovino also gets worried, just not to the same degree. He's a little more closeted about his feelings and usually shows them through anger. By scolding Alfred or yelling at anyone who happens to pass him by, to try and get these pent up emotions somewhere else. He usually cooks a lot for him though, practically forcing him to eat.
Who gets jealous easiest?
Oh, this one's hard. They're both equally jealous people, don't touch what's mine! Kinda deal, probably Lovino though. By the smallest of margins.
Who has the most embarrassing taste in music?
Lovino: "That stupid American of course!"
Alfred: "Hey!"
They both have pretty stupid tastes in music.
Who collects something unusual?
Lovino tends to hoard and keep relics and junk of his past around in his room. He's also usually pretty bad at throwing things away. Alfred suffers from the same problem but usually he has places designated to store it so no one can see his garbage.
Who takes the longest to get ready?
Lovino. Alfred kind of just throws on whatever he has laying around, while his boyfriend is just a little more suave. Caring about his hair and whether or not he actually washed his clothes.
Alfred: "What? It smelt fine."
Who is the most tidy and organised?
Alfred, but only by a small margin. They're both pretty big slobs, just in different ways.
Who gets most excited about the holidays?
Alfred, "dude! I'm going to be throwing the most kickass party at my place!" Though he drags Lovino's ass into whatever he's excited about, 99% of the time.
Who is the big spoon/little spoon?
Despite being the shorter of the two, Lovino is. He's also usually the most dominant, if you know what I mean. Usually Alfred likes to curl up into a small ball and just press his back to Lovi. But they have no problem switching things up if his Italian boyfriend is comfortable with it.
Who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports?
They're both fiercely competitive people, but usually Lovino just has more to prove. While Al? He's just being Al.
Who starts the most arguments?
Lovino, 100%. It's not so much that he likes to argue, but that he has a hard time dealing with his emotions. Usually they just end up coming up as anger by accident, which occasionally hits the wrong nerve with Alfred. It's usually resolved fairly quickly, but sometimes it can last a day or so.
Who suggests that they buy a pet?
Alfred does, he kind of already has a zoo of weird pets, while Lovi, well..."I'm not getting another animal! I already have to take care of Feliciano's stupid cat. That damn bastard, scoop the shit yourself!"
What couple traditions they have?
Alfred started going to church with Lovino every other Sunday. Lovino is heavily religious and finds peace in these moments. It's just a nice quiet time for them to sit and reflect, even if Alfred himself isn't super into the whole church going thing.
Who is the best cook?
Lovino, he has spent literal centuries perfecting his craft. He's a snob when it comes to food and everyone else will know about it, because theirs is "crappy". Poor Alfred isn't excluded from this blanket statement. He's not really a fan of trying new foods and when he does, he always has something to say about it.
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I sort of left a few questions I didn't want to answer out but otherwise, everything is here! Hope ya like it~
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PRIDE!!! Which one are you? Repost if your one of these! Now I know there are more but here are some! Eheh enjoy!!❤️💜🧡💛💚💙💝
commission for @bad-friend-trios!!! what are they doing? probably looking at some cute pic of lovino that antonio must show off or die idk
what are your unpopular hetalia opinions?
i don’t really think i have any tbh. unless you count my controversial rating of the hetalia character songs?
i mean i guess it’s a little controversial to think that ger//ita is boring, but i know i’m not the only one that thinks that lol
but i don’t like to think of my own opinions as controversial, they’re just my opinions
before you say anything I want to remind you this is a meme, so I have to exaggerate the situation.
Just enjoy :-)
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