There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).
John Doe x Reader Warning: Smut, stalking?, putting my own twist on the story a little bit, shape shifting, magiiic woooo, tentacles, praise, smidge of plot "Did you eat dinner already?" You asked, eyes practically sparkling as you looked up at him. "Yeah but I could eat again! I only really had a sandwich so eating again would probably be good." He giggled. "Perfect, is grilled cheese and soup good?" You looked at him and he nodded. You made dinner together, asking him to stir the pot occasionally. You plated up and ate together, talking more and introducing yourselves better. He was a really nice guy, he had a pet rat that he rescued and was in school to be a dentist. (Smutty part) You turned a movie on and began to feel tired, you looked up at Doe who was very focused on the TV. "Doe? Are you tired?" You yawned, back pressed to his chest as you stretched, feeling him stiffen. "Yeah I- Mmm." He groaned, putting a hand over his mouth, you felt him start to get hard under you. "I'm so sorry! I should've been more careful." You said putting your hands on the couch to sit up but his hands immediately went to your waist, and again it looked like there were 4 fingers but for only a split second. You really were tired. "Please don't! I.." He sighed, "I think you're really really pretty, and interesting and nice. If you don't want this it's okay but I do." You nodded. It WAS a weekend and he was really really cute. "Okay, then.." You turned over sitting on his lap but now facing his face, "Where do you want me?" His eyes widened and the TV changed, static ringing in your ears as the screen changed. "You're room. You have a mirror up there." He whispered. You nodded and got off him, taking his hand in yours once again to go back to your bedroom. Once you reached your door, he opened it and picked you up. He laid you on your bed and as he looked at you, the lights began to flicker, didn't you just change these bulbs? "You look beautiful." He whispered, kissing your neck. The bed began to shift as his weight towered over you but you swore you felt the bed raise rather than fall? You opened your eyes and the man before you had changed almost completely. Thick curly hair was now thin and messy, no longer in the ponytail he wore only a couple seconds ago. He was pale and lanky, his hands only had 4 fingers, like you'd seen before. You could feel his wide grin on your neck and his breath became shaky as he pressed himself against you. You put your hands under his shirt and your hands almost completely wrapped around his waist. "Doe." You whined, feeling him grind against you. "God you feel so good. How did I get so lucky." His voice was low and raspy as he bit your neck and let out a loud moan. You didn't notice both your clothes were gone till he pressed his hands into your hips and something spongy writhed against your thighs. You looked down, tentacles. He had tentacles. You were always into monsters, they just itched somewhere in you that you couldn't reach with normal men. The more you thought the hornier you got. He has tentacles, large hands, odd powers that effected the environment around him, he was strong and most importantly he was kind and was very very infatuated with your body. "Please.. Please please please, You. Can I be inside of you, I can't wait anymore." He begged, today could not have gotten better. "Yes - fuck - Yes please. Fuck me." You whined. You gasped as they entered you. They were squirming and stretching you, reaching and pressing parts you couldn't. "Oh my God, You. You have no idea how long I've waited for this." He moaned. "Months. Months of waiting. Trying to win you. Trying to be good for you..And now I have you, Ah, all to myself." "How?.." You groaned, trying to get the words out to finish your sentences before a pathetic whimper left your mouth. "I'll explain soon, just focus on me. On only me."
Someone I was following reblogged a pro-Israel post and I doubt they didn’t see what I reblogged stating that I’m very much pro-Palestine and wholeheartedly believe Israel is the villain here.
the holy grail types of fanfic
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore. SAW (2004) dir. James Wan
Oh, oh, oh! Yandere virus, but it one day coming into school, the girls who normally bully you are acting strange. When you see them in the hallway, you are expected to be laughed at or shoves to the ground. However, you didn't expect to be shoved against the wall as they stare you down with a dangerous and lustful glint in their eye, telling you about all the plans they have in store for you. They force you to wear matching clothes and make sure everyone knows who you belong to and not to even try anything. Maybe you're forced to live in the house. Bonus if the other hold you down as the ring leader eats you out, as the others tell you how cute you are uwu
“Ah ah ah. You aren’t going anywhere” A voice chirps in your ear. You wince, sighing as the three surround you once again as class is dismissed and everyone heads to the dorms for the evening. Honestly, if you were perhaps a bit stronger, a bit less self conscious, you might spit in their faces and make a run for it. Sadly, you aren’t some badass (and admittedly, one dimensional) character and are frozen in place as they wait for the others to leave.
They don't intervene. They know better. These young women have power, wealth, and beauty in their arsenal, and aren't afraid to use it to get what they want, and to silence anyone who complains. Phoebe, Sadie, and Naomi, all from powerful families who more or less run this college and the town. You don't doubt they paid the administrators and dean to get into this place, while you had to work hard and prove yourself.
None of that matters at the moment. Currently, Phoebe was twirling her fingers in your hair like you two were close friends or even dating, smiling almost wickedly at you as her eyes, usually hazel, now with an odd pink ring, stare at you like you were some prey about to be eaten and devoured. Usually they just shove you around and make fun of your clothes, but today…Something's off. Very very off.
“Isn’t she so cute you guys?” She says, sickly sweet, you want to say mocking but no, it's like there’s something more flirtatious with it. “Oh definitely, I just want to sink my teeth in her, you know? Make her whimper” Naomi adds on, hand to her cheek as she stares at you like one would a puppy being precious. Oh god hearing that made you think they were about to hurt you or humiliate you in some way.
Sadie just sighs, not in your direction, looking over her shoulder to make sure the halls were clear, and once they were truly empty of everyone else, she made sure the grip on your wrists were tighter. “Listen up. We have some new rules set in place, and you, adorably obedient as you are, are going to follow them”. Oh wow. The audacity. Then again you never really put up a fight so, are they really wrong? What other choice did you have anyway? If they wanted to, they could make your family kicked out of town and their jobs nonexistent. It’s best to just grit your teeth as best you can.
While you tried to listen, Phoebe made sure she got closer, her hand on you as well, but more exploring, sliding up and down your sleeve and trying to dip her fingers into the hem to feel your wrist, dragging them up and down softly as Sadie began to speak again. “You’re ours. Simple as that. No more avoiding the lobby when we’re there, no more trying to get little study dates away from the school library, no more trying to hide from us”. “I'm sorry what-” “Ah ah, she’s not finished cutie” Naomi says with a gentle touch slowly sliding to your waist, her cold fingertips acting like they wanted to slide under your shirt to feel the warmth of your skin, her brown eyes also having that odd pink ring in her iris. “Go on Sadie, she’ll be good and listen. She always is”
You felt your cheeks grow impossibly hot, words failing you as all three of these girls began to more or less feel you up and tell you that…That you were theirs? Whatever that could mean? Sadie just sighs, more playful this time as she cups your cheek and makes you look at her, the same weird coloration in her eyes. “You’re ours. No more private study dates, no more drabby clothes, no more avoiding food when we’re in the commons or cafeteria, just a lot more rules and a lot more dress code for you. Tsk, I can’t tell if I want you in a skirt, or if I'd stab any bastard who’d look at you when you wear one. Maybe some cute pants? Ugh they’d still lay their eyes on you either way, makes me want to just call mom and have the banks foreclose their houses”.
“Please Don’t-” “Ah ah, don’t even try it. You’re ours, if we want to punish people for looking at our puppy, we will” Phoebe comments, her fingers moving to hold your hand and give the top of it a gentle kiss. “Speaking of puppy” Naomi mentions, nodding her head towards the others, and before you can blink you’re turned over, face to the wall. You hear Sadie murmur something as she rummages through her bag for a moment, and you feel her hands slide around your throat before something clicks behind your head, and your eyes widen in horror.
“There we go! I made sure it wouldn’t be too tight, the guy who made it for me was such an artist about it, I love it! If he would’ve said no, you know I’d have his business ruined” She mentions casually, getting a few soft giggles in agreement.
“Here sweetie! Have a look at how cute you are when you show that you belong to us” Naomi says, handing you her phone as a mirror. You feel weak and shaky as your fingers come up to touch the bright pastel pink leather, a metal heart in the center pressing against your throat. You reach around to feel the back and feel a harsh shock to your fingers, making you yelp.
“Oh, sweetheart, don't try and take it off! It was so expensive but I got a cute one to work as a shock collar. Shower safe but anytime you take one, one or all of us will be with you, so you won't have to worry about taking it off yourself. We’ll talk more about the rules later in our dorm”. You shiver, unable to think of how to talk. What in the fuck could you even say? You just had a designer shock collar put on you by your bullies! Who are now acting like you were their chew toy or pet no less. “O-our dorm?”.
Phoebe nods, gently stroking your hair “Yeah, duh! How else will we keep a better eye on you? Cameras are fine and all but I prefer to make sure you’re warm with one of us sharing a bed with you. Plus, it’s easier to kiss you good morning faster”. “K-Kiss?!” You almost shriek, only for Naomi to softly hush you with a finger to your lips. “Now now, don’t get loud! We don’t need that just yet”. She pouts, hearing her phone going off and checking the time. “Well, we have to split for now, I have a dinner with mom and dad. You two take her to the dorm and tell me how she acts! Don't do anything more pretty please? We said we’d share her”.
You don't get much out before Naomi heads off, Phoebe and Sadie gripping your arms a bit too firmly to lead you, talking back and forth like you weren’t making a practical death march down to their dorm room.
Oh God what’s going to happen once that door is shut?
-Mommabean (Hiya! Sorry for lack of smut but I am proud I wrote this much at least lol. If you beans want i can do a part two! Wanted to try and flesh this out before anything too intense ya know? Anyway I hope you like! Lemme know if you do!)
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