No Words

it feels so fake.

he is so coquette, i want him.

rafaaaa📢📢 como vc acha que seria o cast durante o período fertil da leitora?

lsdln cast x período fértil

enzo: quando ele tem noção de que você está passando por esse período necessitado, ele começa a se fazer de difícil só pra brincar um pouquinho. gosta de ficar andando sem camisa, usando bermuda apertada, fazendo tudo que ele sabe que você gosta. quando você reclama e diz que precisa se aliviar, ele se faz de desentendido e finge que não percebeu que você queria transar durante todo aquele tempo. e quando finalmente te come, só para quando você diz que vai desmaiar. gosta de te colocar de quatro e empurrar sua cabeça contra o colchão.

matías: quase não sabe diferenciar seu período fértil porque vocês estão sempre transando. a única diferença é que quando você está sensível você se empina toda quando ele te toca. e claro que ele fica causando. “tá querendo me dar, nena?” o seu período fértil sempre proporciona vocês dois fodendo em um lugar diferenciado. na lavanderia em cima da máquina de lavar (porque você descobriu uma linha tênue do prazer entre Matí metendo e a máquina balançando), em algum banheiro de um barzinho, na cama de outra pessoa, tudo deixa o relacionamento mais gostosinho e fora da rotina.

agustín: o maior homem feminista que você conhece porque ele vai se incumbir da missão de te dar o máximo de prazer nesse período. ele já até sabe quando você vai estar, porque já memorizou o seu ciclo. sempre chega com um vinhozinho em casa, bola um fininho e te chama para jogar conversa fora deitados na rede de casa. depois de 15min sua roupa já foi embora e o homem vai te chupar até tirar toda a necessidade de dentro de você. no outro dia de manhã você ganha um café da manhã na cama e outra surra de piroca.

esteban: lerdo para entender sinais. se você quer dar tem que falar. quando você deita com ele na cama ou no sofá e vem dando uma roçadinha, gemendo baixinho e segurando a camisa dele, ele te pergunta se tem algo errado. “preciso que você me coma agora.” ele vai largar o mate na mesinha e segurar o seu rosto entre as mãos e te dar um beijo bem lento e molhado, até você se contorcer de desejo. quando você já estiver implorando, ele vai deixar que você sente nele até se satisfazer.

símon: CACHORRO. sabe quando você tá no período fértil de longe. você muda até a postura de tanto tesão acumulado. não gosta de fazer joguinho nessa hora porque quer aproveitar ao máximo. te pega pela com força pra roçar na sua bunda, deixa um tapinha na mesma aqui e ali, beija sua clavícula toda vez que vocês se abraçam. e sempre que vocês dois trocam o olhar de “vamofudê” ele nem tira sua roupa toda. só o suficiente pra poder meter. já falei e não volto atrás que ele é daqueles que fode devagar, maltratando, se divertindo. mete rápido só quando for gozar.

pipe: não entende porra nenhuma de ciclo menstrual. não sabe nem o que significa a sigla TPM, só sabe que toda mulher tem. mas, ele sabe que tem sempre uns dias do mês que você quer transar mais que ele. fica esperando ANSIOSAMENTE feito um cachorrinho pra esse dia chegar. quando você sai toda pimposa do banheiro usando uma lingerie nova e usando um perfume docinho ele larga tudo para ir pra cama. faz a performance da vida dele nesses dias. te come de frente, de lado, de bruços. geme que é uma beleza e rasga elogios pra você a cada investida. você sempre sabe que vai ter mais de um round na noite que decide seduzi-lo.

getting compliments from other girls is so therapeutic

summer wishlist:

a gun

ozempic

prozac

1 million cans of coke zero

ozempic

long healthy hair down to my ass

did i mention ozempic?

can the gun be pink?

Put it on My Tab (20)

Pairing: Jason Todd x Fem!reader

Warning: Interview pressure, No filter

A/N:

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An ache started at the base of the back of her head. How long had she been standing here with her neck craned back, looking up at the tall justice building that held the Gotham City Police Department. Y/N could count the number of times she had been her on one hand. This visit was not breaking that record, but she hoped this would be the only one needed. She appreciated the department as a whole, but like all places, it had rotten personalities. 

And now weirdos like Dick Dick. She snorted at the little nickname she had for the detective she was working with on the claim case. “Well, I guess he really isn’t all that bad. There are weirder people in this city, like criminals with themes.” The mumbled words were hers alone to hear as she rocked her head side to side to ease the tension before walking in. The ‘enthusiastic’ receptionist barely moved when pointing to a hall of doors, she eventually found her way to the right place and was led to an interview room. 

“Y/N, good morning, glad you could make it.” The young detective flashed her a swoon worthy grin. She was not sure if he was trying to charm or disarm, so she gave a small polite smile back.

“Well, it was either come or possibly have a warrant out for my arrest for fraud. As dull as everyday life can be, I like not having a noose around my neck. Plus, my boss would fire me, and I lack a sugar daddy for that luxury.” The casual shrug was in stark contrast to the wide-eyed shock that currently adorned the face of the handsome detective. His brows were so high that they were slightly covered by his bangs that swept across his forehead. “Everything ok?”

“No-yes, sorry, yes. I was just trying to figure out if that was a good morning or something else.”

“Did I forget to say good morning? Where are my manners, good morning…and now you can tack all that I said after that.” She said with a triumphant smile, taking a seat. “Have a seat, let’s get this statement down, and I’ll be out of your well-kept hair and back to grinding coffee beans and whipping up crazy drinks for overly privileged teens.” She motioned to the seat that was clearly meant for him to take. 

The corners of his mouth twitched as he pulled out the chair and angled it to face her better. He was thrown off. This was good for her, a little victory for her in all this. It was only fair that he be equally thrown as she, a normal Gothomite, would feel while in a room like this. “I’m guessing your dream job isn’t being a barista.” He chuckled.

“What job could be more satisfying than slaving away in a tiny spot with a few others, a single counter keeping you from the rabid coffee-addicted zombies that come rushing in impossible demands that they don’t even know they want?” She raised a brow at him, her voice was flat and dry. He chuckled again.

“You make a valid point, working for the public is not fun.” He briefly raised his hands, palms facing her, before resting on the table again. “Shall we get started then? As you know, this meeting will be recorded. It’s nothing serious, just formality and procedure. We can stop whenever you want, you’re not under arrest or being interrogated.” He placed a tape recorder on the table between them and clicked the red button. “If you don’t have any questions, we can begin.”

“Oh, one question Dick Dick, Nightwing gave me a tip that evening, do I need to hand that over to you as part of the claim or do I just keep it as a usual tip from a customer?”

Dick Grayson sat frozen in place, the reels of the tape slowly turning as it caught all of her words. This was the second time today that this odd young woman rendered him speechless, but this time was different. He was not sure if he should be laughing at her words or at himself. She had not said anything wrong, and he knew that. It was informal, possibly derogatory to some, and very old-fashioned. It was something he never expected, and yet he knew he was at fault for forgetting he was currently speaking with the very young woman who had his usually grumpy little brother even grumpier than usual. 

But did she actually say that on purpose, or was that a slip of the tongue? She was calling me Detective Grayson up until now. Did I miss something? I can see why he’s all knotted up, she really knows how to throw a guy. He watched the slow realization of her words dawning on her. Her eyes widening, her back going straight as she sat taller, and her jaw silently opening and closing until words finally started coming out. A series of apologies and reassurances that she had no ill intentions.

“Can you strike that from the record? Like erase it?”

“I can have it stricken from the transcript, yes, but not from the audio recording, no. That’s, that’s going to be staying on here forever. It’ll just be disregarded, since we’re officially marking it as struck from the record.” He swallowed the laughter that threatened to take over him as she slumped forward with her face hidden in her hands. Her words were low and muffled, but he was certain he heard a few more apologies in there before she forced herself back up and looked at him. “As for your question, a tip is a tip. You said you gave them coffee, they decided to give you a tip. It’s got nothing to do with the claim, since all that’s being asked to be covered is the restoration of the window. Now, shall we officially begin?”

As soon as the interview had concluded, Y/N was out the door before anything else could be said, mostly by her. The last thing she needed was for the detective to try to pry out anything more embarrassing from her. Her heart rammed into her chest as her mind so mercifully replayed her words and the look of horror that came across Detective Grayson’s normally jovial expression on an infinite loop. The flirtatious cop had shrunk away, and the look had to be disgusted, what else would he feel after someone called him something so utterly ridiculous. Regardless of his highly unprofessional dalliances, he never actually crossed a line with her. She, who kept it completely professional throughout the time, had blown everything up to the high heavens.

Because clearly, my mind is willing to give up the idiotic things that come to me, for free. Slapping a hand over her eyes, rubbing up and down a few times before combing her fingers through her hair. “Don’t say it, Y/N, don’t say it. If you say it, something worse will happen.” Climbing up the steps of the bus, she quickly took one of the few available seats and plugged in her earbuds. She sank into the uncomfortable seat, actively pushing the mortifying memory that would haunt her for the rest of her days, as she increased the volume. With her favorite playlist playing on shuffle, she mindlessly went through her phone and realized she was now staring at the old text conversation between her and her ‘capeless crusader’. Automatically, her thumb moved to close the screen, but the finger hesitated. It hovered between tapping back to her home screen and the input box in the chat. 

Maybe he’s a bigger dumbass and thinks I’m happy he’s out of my hair? She bit her lower lip as she warred with what to do. There’s no harm in texting, right? What’s the worst that can happen? He doesn’t read or leaves me on read? He wasn’t the best at texting right away with his work schedule. Not only that, but he could be busy. She reasoned in favor of him. “What do I even text him? It’s not like I’m living an exciting life.” She grumbled when one word from the chat came into focus. 

<Hey, I know this is late, but thanks again for helping me out. I let my brain just shut down and enjoy the first few days of debt-free life. The brownies you made were amazing. Didn’t peg you as the baking type. Books, bikes, and now baking? You’re a triple B threat, Boy Wounder. Are you still planning that meet up, or should I quash my hopes before they’re dashed?> She reread the message several times, tweaking the tiniest of things. It got to the point that she was getting frustrated herself and just hit the arrow to send and shoved the phone into her pocket. It was done and there was nothing more she could do except wait for would inevitably feel like an eternity or will actually be an eternity, if he decided not to reply. Nothing to worry about, but why would her mind side with logic? Today was to be a day of mental anguish, all thanks to herself.

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