How You Gonna Watch A Bloody Week-day? Gonna Get Some Goggles Innit?

I would like to meet this man and give him my servitude

be honest good men, caesar son or brutus daughter?

I was imaging while eating soup that I would be really sad if there was a zombie apocolypse because no ongoing AO3 fics would get finished

Then I realized AO3 authors are literally immortal and those fics WILL be finished

me having the uncontrollable fear of posting something that isn’t a reblog because…what if people don’t think I’m funny?

I love them

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

Sorry my cat walked over my keyboard

The darkness in my soul will one day emerge, bringing me the temptations of the flesh and bringing you the end of your puny, mortal life

DOWN WITH THE ROWLING

The people did not, in fact, think I’m funny

me having the uncontrollable fear of posting something that isn’t a reblog because…what if people don’t think I’m funny?

I feel like I just fell asleep in history class

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

this is me, I am liberals

this is the future liberals want