IRL CREATOR

Hey! Happy birthday to me!😆🎉🥳

Fun fact, my birthday is literally the day after the foutain update(17th)

like an early birthday gift

FILLED PLOT-HOLE

In ACTUAL self aware Genshin AU to prevent characters from finding out the truth teyvat takes the responsibility of blocking your voice when reader says something out-loud that could potentially spoil the plot.

RECREATION OF THE DIVINES

do you think genshin npc’s(like the shopkeeper)would try and recreate things your repeatedly seen wearing?

like already anything you’ve seen taking a like to is immediately sold out, it’s pretty much a shopkeepers best dream. You’d be set for life.

i- 😃what????

someone controlling ur body?????

the creator???????

am i losing my mind or is mihoyo/hoyoverse on to smt??????

“VIBE”

Gen-Z creator reader staying away from someone/something because “they’re/it’s vibes are off.”

If it’s a someone, they just get bashed into oblivion. Teyvats equivalent of getting cancelled.

if its something, Teyvat just straight up consumes it. Tevyat doesn’t want said something to displease you.

2AM SAGAU THOUGHT

would genshin characters get jealous of your phone

THE SACRED TOUCH

what about streamer!reader who is renowned in the genshin community for having INSANE luck. (you once got 4 five stars in one pull)

Like I mean every single person who has ever even been so much as interested in the genshin community has heard of you,like I’m taking people who pay you irl money to pull for them, like I’m talking about you have SO MANY people simping over you, I’m talking people all over the world, I’m talking people reversing you as the primo god, I’m talking people filming themselves groveling, bowing and praying to a picture of you.

It’s just a natural phenomenon.

all your fellow streamer friends have you on their stream pulling for them, chat going crazy, and you get their desired character, in like 2 single pulls.

oh, and your luck doesn’t just depend on characters banner.

AYAKA + SAGAU

So, Ayaka is pretty lonely due to her status, we have all established that.(girlie deserves better😞)

This has been on my mind for awhile, but anyways do you think Ayaka would be even more lonely thinking that the only person who would become friends with her is literally god.

Would Ayaka think that the only way to have friends is if that person is of higher status.

The only way she would be approached?

It doesn’t help that she can’t see her only friend much.

So overall would Ayaka be overjoyed that she befriended god, or would she be even more lonely?

the overview effect + sagau?

(note that this was written before I knew anything about the fountain archon quest, so expect furina slander)

specifically people of power, like the archons, or fatui harbingers, get them to see just how valuable human life is, how small it is, how fragile, how venerable, how ultimately insignificant everything is.

let them see your perspective, how the people of fontaine do not have a suitable archon, a joke for an archon, how the archon has openly said she’s bored with a real court case, how the dragon serves the nation, the questionable morals, ones that could potentially end lives, how it’s destroying the environment? how sumeru is willing to give everything for knowledge, how the archon, the protector of said nation, was inslaved? just how small inazuma is compared to the rest of the world how people were held captive, slaughtered, driven mad, all for a single vision? how the archon of Liyue forsaken his own nation, put his people in danger, and did nothing? How the people of Mondstate believe their archon has passed, how they were put in danger, excluding the high possibility of it, how the nation its self was put in danger with all the hilichurls constantly attacking, even when attacking the city head on, their “protecter” ignored it, when stormterror attacked, nothing, the archon has ignored his responsibility of archon. his duty.

there duty.

how human life must be protected at all costs.

(this was very quickly written down so I’d didn’t lose the idea so excuse my poor grammar(and the plot holes(?)i just wanted to carry the hate I have for the archons ignoring their responsibilities, and how some a random Outlander(just looking for their sibling)fixed their problems), excluding the fact it’s currently 12:39 AM on a school day for me😅, whoops, I’ll probably start write this in the morning or something, but sleep it is for now)

FONTAINE + SAGAU

So, we all know, and are excited for Fontaine.

But… SAGAU Fontaine.

Fontaine is the most technologically advanced, as a direct consequence Fontaines air is(hinted)to be polluted.

So, understandably, Creator reader is a bit mad that Teyvats air is being polluted. 

A bit mad that the archon of Fontaine is doing nothing to help and or find a way to help THEIR planet.

A bit mad that the people of Fontaine are not doing anything to help and or find a way to help THEIR planet.

A bit mad that Fontaine is sacrificing the wellbeing of their planet over boosting mankind up a bit, and they dare say that they did this to impress them?! 

When the archon of said nation was slacking off when reader wasn’t around!?

Yeah. 

Scratch “a bit mad” off.

The Creator is pissed.