“i Promise To Love You On Days You Can’t Get Out Of Bed Because You Are Too Tired To Do Anything,

quantum entanglement metaphorizes that everything in this world is connected in many of some ways no matter where you both are in the universe

everytime i open tumblr, a voice in my head says, "oh i gotta read those books i bought to relate with these posts."

but shortly after another says, "nope!"

“You’re an ode, the most melodic verse

You’re this soliloquy reciting in my head

You’re a Shakespearean sonnet, maybe a burlesque,

The symmetric rhyme I’ll never get

Among these pages of poor words and verses,

One thousand paragraphs would never be enough

To write about you, the most beautiful poem of love”

Cosimo di Giovanni de' Medici (detail) by Bronzino

copying.

This guy had the perfect vows.

His vows: "I will kill the spiders. I will share my fries with you when you've finished all yours and are still hungry. I won't ever pop my collar. I will never be rude to your tummy- when I hear it growl and gurgle, I promise to bend down and reply respectfully. I will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. I will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. I’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. I will be the big spoon. I will let you win at wrestling. sometimes. other times I will not. I will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule . just whenever I want to. whenever I think you need one. or seven. I will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. I will hold your hand. I will love you. I will love you. I will love you.

Medusa and Perseus by Doc Zenith

blood on women is sexy if it’s someone else’s. blood on men is sexy if it’s theirs. hope this helps.

romance? like in those hozier songs? you know that’s not real, right?

Michael Angelo's painting on top of the Palace of Versailles (ph. Adrianna Geo).