MY COUSIN RICHIE

more boys should rub themselves thru their pants, especially when I’m making out with them. They should also moan. Show me how bad you’re aching for me to touch you. I know you can’t control yourself, but it’s okay, I’ll take care of you

karen should be able to drop kick wwe style matt at least five times a day i would even pass her the chair from beneath the ring oh my god

biden will be remembered as a monster and a war criminal but he was right when he was asked how many genders there are and he answered "at least 3"

when men roll up their sleeves. ok whore

Men I think it’s important that you know that more than just your dick is sexy. Your HANDS. Your ARMS. Your BELLIES. Your THIGHS. Your SHOULDERS.

i love.

razzle dazzle dream weave richie jerimovich i love you