Professional Writer, Here We Go

Im almost two months clean but i really need to cut myself

Kinda homophobic that i dont have a 2 meters tall werewolf boyfriend

Sooo, a teacher from my school died this morning.

How is everyone doing?

Tumblr really like's calling me out by memes

My list of what i want to do before dying (for legal reasons this is a joke):

Smoke weed

Rob a bank

Stab a cop

Become rich af

Commit arson

Crash a car

Steal someone's wallet

How do i put myself in a coma?

I am asking this since i cant unalive myself without my family and friends feeling bad

Trigger warning: mentions of sh

I wonder how people on my dr will react after finding out that im mentally ill and my sh scars.

I scripted that i have all my scars on my dr because im a dramátic hoe

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

How to see without my eyes ❌👄❌

Things that scream gifted kid burnout

Being on Tumblr, Wattpad. or AO3. especially AO3

Having several unused notebooks, that are empty simply out of fear of "ruining" them.

A caffeine addiction that started with you pulling all nighters that has progressed into you living off of monsters and never sleeping.

Having a praise or degradation kink, I'm sorry dear, I don't make the rules,

Saint Bernard by Lincoln If you wanna listen

Buying books and never reading them and or reading classics just to say you've read them.

Listening to Mitski , specifically Brand New city

All of Bo Burnhams Inside

Being the mom friend (you wanna give people the affection and attention you never received outside of your academic accomplishments.)

Your love language being acts of service

Having an academia playlist but also having a "lets burn the government playlist"

Hozier

Wanting to run away to the woods but also wanting to run away to a big city and cut off everyone from your past.

Having an obsession with office supplies/stationary

Notes app rants

Yet

Jeff Bezos didn’t even explode :(