One of my favorite things about Destiny 2 is how everything just went to absolute shit the moment the Speaker died.
Like Osiris’ useless twink ass nearly gets the universe destroyed because he just has to spend fifteen minutes getting Starbucks while the Guardian fights Panoptes. Rasputin gets riled up and takes over every warsat in the system while Ana’s useless lesbian ass insists that he’s a good guy now. The Guardians are risking life and limb for some Cabal dude they met yesterday because he offered them a shiny new set of armor, Cayde was murdered by a Hot Topic employee and there’s some gamble guy is screaming shit like “EMBRACE THE DARKNESS.” at Guardians as they beat eachother up for loot. Zavala’s probably an alcoholic now.
This is what happens when you kill off the only mom friend.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Susie: holy tight balls its smells good in here
frank:I know right? we having the best meal this world has ever seen FRIED BARBIE
Susie :MMMM MY FAVORITE
Sincerely,
Ermac & Kenshi fans.
My God, what am I doing????
Which Mirage are you vibing with today boiz
squad squat
Clown time!!!!! Her name is Stengle and she has springy arms teehee
ik i promsied clowns so long ago but i couldnt get it right for a long while but shes finally here! Enjoy!!!
Carl: Every time an artist dies, God lets them paint the sky. Carl: I can’t wait for my turn. I’m going to paint dicks. Markus: … Source: Tumblr
So the new lore huh
aw man thanks
i was only in the group chat for less than 24 hours but i met some of the greatest people omg @angelwritesstuffs @sad-mcdonalds-toy @adlers-heart @toridorii @basicwhiteasian @cerezi @its-crank-time @mishka-rose1987
i’m sorry if this weird but like?? i would take a bullet for you guys, ilysm 👉👈 i’m sorry if i missed anyone! i love you just the same